Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Buh-bye Lil' Tits

GG11's naked Sergei contribution to the goodbye

I still, to this day, don't know who these two dudes were, but now one of them is gonna want his $300 for an authentic Reebok jersey back.

Yes, Little Tits is gone. Traded to Nashville for forward Dustin Boyd, and goalie Dan Ellis, and there are future considerations involved but the media outlets can't seem to agree if it's us, them, or both. Before you can say "wow, the Preds got fleeced", consider Boyd is an RFA UFA (lap dance to ezzeloharr) July 1 and Ellis is a UFA. So who the fuck knows if they will even be on the team. I'm a stats guy, so here's the pertinent info:

Ellis posted a .909 save percentage and 2.69 goals against average in 31 games last season with the Preds, while Boyd had 11 goals and 13 assists in 78 games.

Not too shabby. IF WE CAN SIGN THEM. Questions for your future consideration:

Will Sergei explode for a 40 goal season some day? Will it be in the KHL?
How will Andrei react to his brother being gone?
How will FHF react to only having one set of Tits around here?

Discuss.

18 comments:

Ronan said...

WV: "graces". Kid you not. "What Little Sergei seemed to lack."

Ellis is a solid goaltender (numbers are almost identical to TFS's), younger and cheaper than Biron. Boyd fills in for Metro/Moore for what will probably be far less money - and he's still got untapped potential.


Squid - Pleks - AK46
CHicken - Gomer - Gio
Moen - Eller - Trotter?
Pie - Boyd - Laps

Spatch - PK
Hammer - O'Byrne
Gill - Gorges

Price
Ellis


Not bad for a starting lineup. Add Markov around December and who knows what might happen!

mr trivia said...

i will miss A-cup. he was perky and made up for lack of size with attitude and a willingness to put himself out there...

i think if boucher was behind the bench we'd still have him next year and he'd be a decent player.

but JM is our coach and the two just can't get along. after bad mouthing the halak trade it wasn't hard to figure out that sk74 was a goner.

hopefully bigtits can now fully mature into the player we all want him to be. i'm sure it was tough on him to see his little brother feud with, well, everyone.

i bet sk gets 60-70 points next year. but ak gets 35+ goals.

ezzeloharr said...

Just a word of caution: there seems to be a positive, non-zero amount of debate on the tubes vis-à-vis Boyd's status come July 1. It seems that Nashville did NOT tender him a qualifying offer, and as such he would become a UFA on July 1, not an RFA...

HabsFan29 said...

@ezzel - thx, fixed. TSN still says he's restricted

Darksyde said...

'Lil Tits is dead! Long live the Uni-Tit!

kevincrumbs said...

Even if the Habs can't sign either Boyd or Ellis, it's a good trade for the Habs. Bye Bye, SK! Good fucking riddance.

Kevin aka "yathehabsrule" said...

Now we can dance in celebration.

Credit to an HIO poster (Petrov14) for finding this.

Mr. natural said...

Ya, hello...!?

Patience, drink heavily while passing the summer away.

OK bye

Moey said...

One set of tits is enough. Be honest boys, what are ya gonna do with a second set, besides taking a nap between them.

Moey said...

Oh and *ahem* are we not forgetting something? Like a freakin' True Blood recap?

annabelle43 said...

I love my brothers but God knows I had to grow up in the same house with them and that was MORE than enough. Family is wonderful but it's even better when it lives more than a short drive away!

Anonymous said...

Love the pic!
I think I saw these guys at a Senators/Habs game in Ottawa 2 seasons ago.

moeman said...

Cue gillis.

Enjoy Nashville SK.

moeman said...

Ellis tweeted "Very excited about the trade! Its an honor to be part of a team with such great tradition and passion! Hope we can figure something out!"

WV = rabile, as in rabile toi et enlêve tes culottes!

Le Douze said...

@Moey - unfortunately I've never had the chance to find out - the wife's not so keen on sharing the bed with another pair. But I think I speak for all males when I say, you can never have enough. However, in this case A-cup surely had to go, so maybe there's an exception to all rules.

boob gainey said...

Latentresse turned into John Leclair in Minny.

Which former superstar will SK74 turn into?

GoldenGirl11 said...

You know it's a slow day when even Chester isn't around to comment on little tits.

Patrick said...

Only cows bear more than one set of tits.

Ciao bye dark fuckin elf Serge!