- OK we have offers! The Goat gets busy, makes qualifying offers to TFS, Mad Max, Pyatt, and Little Tits;
- Notably absent from that list is CHicken;
- Little Tits says the Habs made a mistake trading Halak and will regret it. Remind us why he got a qualifying offer?
- San Jose re-sign Patric Marleau, stop your dreaming;
- The Hawks trade their playoff hero Dustin Byfuglien to the Thrashers;
- The Leafs have a bunch of offers for Tomas Kaberle. We're sure they'll screw it up somehow.
Friday, June 25, 2010
The Morning Skate for Sexy Draft Day
Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of playing 11 hours of tennis...
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I know you hear this all of the time, but YOU ARE TRULY DOING GOD'S WORK.
@ Lil' Tits - do you think that giving your opinion like that is going to get you more ice time?
Yeah, right. She eats and drinks beer. Ha ha!
Miller Lite sucks.
Hmm, Price calls SK out for being a lazy douche. SK says trading Halak is a mistake. Just because you look 12 years old, doesn't mean you need to act like it. Fuck off Kosbitchin. Please trade him (preferably to the Leafs).
Skanky.
OK, let me see if I have this straight....
- FHF: Megan Fox video, boobs, bum, cleavage, bra, panties, swim suit, more boobs, sexy food shot, more cleavage, cool mirror cleavage shot, ass, tight tightness, and boobs.
- L Dude: Hmm, Price calls SK out for being a lazy douche. SK says trading Halak is a mistake. Just because you look 12 years old, doesn't mean you need to act like it. Fuck off Kosbitchin. Please trade him (preferably to the Leafs).
LD, I need you to go back a few pages, acknowledge your erection and THEN talk to me about Sergei Kostitsyn, Carey Price and everything unrelated to the star of the movie that Transforms the world's little schmekels into giant towers of love.
Woo doogie, Ellie Mae! For the first since the third period of the last game, I am really wondering who IS in chage...
I read the Sergi interview, I re-read it with a translator to make sure my French hadn't failed. Good news, my French is sill has street cred. Bad news, that piece of shit Sergi has an offer. WTF? CP31 rode his ass for being lazy and he responds by saying price sucks and LATENDRESSE showed how fucked up the Canadiens management is... The management is fucked up for extending him a contract.
And Pouliot... he was still on the team? I last him in March...
But Sergi... what an asshole... he'd be awesome in Ottawa...
Sorry 4: Can't view the video at work. But just by reading your description, I jizzed in my pants. Nice work! Even though (or because?) I agree with moey that she's a skanky biach. Mmmmm, skanky.
Our little Meggie is all grown up! It seems like just yesterday she was getting expelled from school for asking the teacher "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" and now here she is, a soft core porn movie star! (cue Sunrise Sunset music).
We love you, Meggie! And we all miss you especially your cousin Ira who says he misses feelin' you up after school (6 fingers is good for somethin', heh).
Give us a call sometime. Seems like we haven't heard from you since you hot wired the RV and took off with that man from Hollywood.
So proud! Mwah!
Sorry, been away for a while for various reasons that would bore you all to tears. I just wanted to comment on the induction of women into the Hall of Fame.
In my understanding, the HoF is for those that have in some way advanced the great game of hockey, those that have somehow managed to spread the awesomeness of the sport. If these women have allowed little girls (or boys or whoever) to go out and try to play the wonderful sport of hockey then that is exactly what they have done. I don't care what's hanging between your legs or not, what country you're from, what colour you skin is or what god you pray to, or don't. If you bring the magic of this sport to a larger audience then you should be considered for the Hall of Fame. It's all about context. And in context, these women inspired a generation of half the population to take part in the sport of hockey. Thus, hockey as an institution should be thankful to them.
Thank you. That is all.
The terrible returns for Jonah Hex give me hope...
Why's that, you ask?
Because soon Megan Fox will be staring in full-fledged porno movies, where she belongs.
Not that big of a jump, acting-wise, from Michael Bay movies, no?
@LG
We can only hope and pray. Amen.
Mr. and Mrs. Fox meant We can only hope and spray.
I really have to say, I grew pretty tired of how far FHF had strayed from its roots and all (ie strippers and hockey) but in one fell swoop all is right in the blogosphere.
BTW I just can't quit this 'effin website. Enough already.
I'll be back, gotta go change pants.....
Hi its Steve, yeah I am still under G20 shit with my firewall and my company. Watching that Megan Fox video made me want my dick back, and I dont know if changing your mind is covered under OHIP. I sure hope so.
So Chicken is tuna of the sea now. But we just got some Lego, and Lego is made of plastic which comes from oil, so I imagine a talent spill at the Bell Center.
Why should I be so negative you say, well watching a Megan Fox video without the proper equipment makes you that way.
Orange man, why did you not post that before I did the gender re assignment, I love the ladies, score ladies score.
I'm sitting here hoping one of these big defensemen at the draft will drop McSTFU already.
Jarred Tallnordi
He's ginordi!
Shoe size-wise he'd be perfect for our Meg!
Ok, that's getting old but I'm too lazy to change my user name.
At least he's an all Canadian boy. Now get rid of the Kostitsyn virus and we'll be off to a good season.
GG11
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