Friday, June 25, 2010

The Morning Skate for Sexy Draft Day

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of playing 11 hours of tennis...
Yes, it's Draft Day! We don't care one bit for the draft, but we imagine some of you do. Panger will be by later today with an excellent preview. While we wait for that, lap dance to moeman for providing the Sexy Friday video that has nothing to do with hockey but we don't give a crap. This video is awesome.

21 comments:

soperman said...

I know you hear this all of the time, but YOU ARE TRULY DOING GOD'S WORK.

@ Lil' Tits - do you think that giving your opinion like that is going to get you more ice time?

J.T. said...

Yeah, right. She eats and drinks beer. Ha ha!

Habsfan10 said...

Miller Lite sucks.

L Dude said...

Hmm, Price calls SK out for being a lazy douche. SK says trading Halak is a mistake. Just because you look 12 years old, doesn't mean you need to act like it. Fuck off Kosbitchin. Please trade him (preferably to the Leafs).

Moey said...

Skanky.

HabsFan4 said...

OK, let me see if I have this straight....

- FHF: Megan Fox video, boobs, bum, cleavage, bra, panties, swim suit, more boobs, sexy food shot, more cleavage, cool mirror cleavage shot, ass, tight tightness, and boobs.

- L Dude: Hmm, Price calls SK out for being a lazy douche. SK says trading Halak is a mistake. Just because you look 12 years old, doesn't mean you need to act like it. Fuck off Kosbitchin. Please trade him (preferably to the Leafs).

LD, I need you to go back a few pages, acknowledge your erection and THEN talk to me about Sergei Kostitsyn, Carey Price and everything unrelated to the star of the movie that Transforms the world's little schmekels into giant towers of love.

B B said...

Woo doogie, Ellie Mae! For the first since the third period of the last game, I am really wondering who IS in chage...

I read the Sergi interview, I re-read it with a translator to make sure my French hadn't failed. Good news, my French is sill has street cred. Bad news, that piece of shit Sergi has an offer. WTF? CP31 rode his ass for being lazy and he responds by saying price sucks and LATENDRESSE showed how fucked up the Canadiens management is... The management is fucked up for extending him a contract.

And Pouliot... he was still on the team? I last him in March...

But Sergi... what an asshole... he'd be awesome in Ottawa...

L Dude said...

Sorry 4: Can't view the video at work. But just by reading your description, I jizzed in my pants. Nice work! Even though (or because?) I agree with moey that she's a skanky biach. Mmmmm, skanky.

Mr. and Mrs. Fox said...

Our little Meggie is all grown up! It seems like just yesterday she was getting expelled from school for asking the teacher "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" and now here she is, a soft core porn movie star! (cue Sunrise Sunset music).

We love you, Meggie! And we all miss you especially your cousin Ira who says he misses feelin' you up after school (6 fingers is good for somethin', heh).

Give us a call sometime. Seems like we haven't heard from you since you hot wired the RV and took off with that man from Hollywood.

So proud! Mwah!

orangeman said...

Sorry, been away for a while for various reasons that would bore you all to tears. I just wanted to comment on the induction of women into the Hall of Fame.

In my understanding, the HoF is for those that have in some way advanced the great game of hockey, those that have somehow managed to spread the awesomeness of the sport. If these women have allowed little girls (or boys or whoever) to go out and try to play the wonderful sport of hockey then that is exactly what they have done. I don't care what's hanging between your legs or not, what country you're from, what colour you skin is or what god you pray to, or don't. If you bring the magic of this sport to a larger audience then you should be considered for the Hall of Fame. It's all about context. And in context, these women inspired a generation of half the population to take part in the sport of hockey. Thus, hockey as an institution should be thankful to them.

Thank you. That is all.

lawyergirl77 said...

The terrible returns for Jonah Hex give me hope...

Why's that, you ask?

Because soon Megan Fox will be staring in full-fledged porno movies, where she belongs.

Not that big of a jump, acting-wise, from Michael Bay movies, no?

Mr. and Mrs. Fox said...

@LG
We can only hope and pray. Amen.

moeman said...

Mr. and Mrs. Fox meant We can only hope and spray.

VTHABSFAN said...

I really have to say, I grew pretty tired of how far FHF had strayed from its roots and all (ie strippers and hockey) but in one fell swoop all is right in the blogosphere.


BTW I just can't quit this 'effin website. Enough already.

Mr. natural said...

I'll be back, gotta go change pants.....

Anonymous said...

Hi its Steve, yeah I am still under G20 shit with my firewall and my company. Watching that Megan Fox video made me want my dick back, and I dont know if changing your mind is covered under OHIP. I sure hope so.

So Chicken is tuna of the sea now. But we just got some Lego, and Lego is made of plastic which comes from oil, so I imagine a talent spill at the Bell Center.

Why should I be so negative you say, well watching a Megan Fox video without the proper equipment makes you that way.

Anonymous said...

Orange man, why did you not post that before I did the gender re assignment, I love the ladies, score ladies score.

Number31 said...

I'm sitting here hoping one of these big defensemen at the draft will drop McSTFU already.

Number31 said...

Jarred Tallnordi

Anonymous said...

He's ginordi!

Mr. and Mrs. Fox said...

Shoe size-wise he'd be perfect for our Meg!

Ok, that's getting old but I'm too lazy to change my user name.
At least he's an all Canadian boy. Now get rid of the Kostitsyn virus and we'll be off to a good season.
GG11