Monday, June 21, 2010

The Morning Skate for Monday, June 21st

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of your team totally falling apart on and off the field...
Another off-season Monday. Ugh.

10 comments:

moeman said...

Where are my Pants!

Steve said...

Why the fuck is the Lego interview in Danish?

GoldenGirl11 said...

Larry is a classy guy. That said, fuck you, optimistic cheeriness, and the happy little horse you rode in on.

Hadulf said...

Fuck soccer.

The French are so full of themselves when it comes to soccer (or anything else for that matter)...

Good luck, France.

Habsfan10 said...

France only wins at soccer when they have the undisputed best player on the planet. They currently do not feature the undisputed best player on the planet, so they suck.

Mr. natural said...

France will be implementing the "Maginot Line Defense" that worked so well for them in WWII, for the balance of the tournament.


Well probably better than the Japanese Nagasaki defense!!

Steve said...

As Seen in Hockey News

Now hiring for 2015 NHL Hockey GM team a secret. Preferably does not speak English. Trusts the Hockey News to do scouting and select draft picks. Team has tried selecting Belorussian players, fail, currently putting emphasis on Danes and German sounding names, welcome your input for similar strategy.

Experience
Top job at bowling alley preferred, but game parks, paintball, lazer tag or Carny with scary rides will do.

eyebleaf said...

I've missed you guys.

orangeman said...

France shouldn't even be there, so their actions right now is a further spit in Ireland's face. You don't want to play? Fine, give the Irish, the rightful winners, a chance. And btw, your little prissy temper tantrum only hurts the other teams in the group when you underperform next game. The worst part is France thinks this is all very shocking all around the soccer world, when actually no one gives a shit about them and they're only forcing headaches onto sports fans by the heavy eye rolling.

swarkles said...

So Toews is gonna be on the cover of NHL 11. And of course a Flyers fan tries to argue that RIchards should be on the cover because he's a Canadian national hero.

Why can't all of Philadelphia get swallowed up by the Earth and disappear entirely?