Friday, November 23, 2007

"Ladies and gentlemen, on stage for your dancing pleasure, the Buffalo Sabres" - Game Preview and Open Thread

We need more "famous" people dressing as strippers.
Tonight is Lucy Pinder.

Waiting in line details - 7:30 PM start, HSBC Center, Buffalo, NY. On TV: RDS and RDS-HD in French. Montreal English radio CJAD, Montreal French radio CKAC. Did we not play in Buffalo last Friday night? Or is this my version of that Star Trek: TNG Episode where the Enterprise keeps blowing up because it's in a time loop? (Best. Scene. Ever.)

Pay your cover charge to - Check out The Willful Caboose. They have Star Wars references and professional viola-playing female hockey bloggers. Awesomeness!

Hot sexy Habs to watch - hmmm. Price is in nets, looking for his 4th straight win. Steve Bégin? He exploded for 2 goals against the Isles. Higgins has a goal in each of his last 2 games. Markov leads East D in all-star voting so he must be hot, right? Not to mention I am listening to the Melrose Line ESPN podcast as I type this and The Mullet says he is a Norris candidate.

Hot sexy Sabres to watch - well they just beat the Sens 4-2 so alot of them. Ryan Miller is getting better, while Derek Roy has 4 points in his last 3 games and Vanek has 4 assists in his last 2.

Skanky Habs to watch - I can feel it. This is the night Ryder breaks out. Hahahahaha.

Skanky Sabres to watch - Maxim Afinogenov has zero points in his last 5 games, and only 6 points all year.

In the VIP Room - Lots of good discussion today on FHF about the Habs' place in the league (scroll down to the next post). Are we an elite team? No way imho. But there really aren't alot of elite teams this year. We can take a step towards being elite by winning more than one fucking game in a row.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment - a secret spot. With Panger in town, he and I will be watching the game at Casa del HF29 and following it up with a trip with HF33 somewhere. Try to find us!

Watching the game? At the game? Listening? Imagining the game in your head? Let's hear your dirty, dirty thoughts in the comments.

26 comments:

Habsfan10 said...

What did I tell you about the Star Trek references??!!?!!

Urge to kill ... rising!

HabsFan29 said...

Shit I completely forgot. Sorry. It was such a good geek joke!

fezworth said...

Full marks HF29, it's a great analogy. Keep it coming.

10's just a spoilsport. ;-)

HabFanatic said...

the infamous causality loop - the best TNG episode ever! (and Kelsey Grammar to boot).

But where is the Crusher pic?

HabsFan29 said...

habfanatic when we get Beverly in front of a stripper pole that will be a permanent fixture around here

Katebits said...

Hey, thanks for the link! Hopefully your theory is correct, and we are stuck in a Star Trek- style time loop from last week. Go Sabres!

I'm glad to have found this highly entertaining and informative site. From now on, I will come to Four Habs Fans for all of my hockey-as-it-relates-to-stripping needs. Keep up the good work!

HabsFan29 said...

Katebits thx for dropping by! Your site is great.

And as I say to all our female visitors, we apologise, and are not misogynistic scum! well maybe a bit ;). It's all part of our goal to unite the two best Montreal institutions - Habs and strippers. Find the last Leafs post - hot male stripper fireman action!

Good luck tonight. well, not really.

lawyergirl77 said...

Loved the Star Trek reference. But, then again, Panger knows what kind of a geek I am...

And, FWIW, I have no problem with the female strippers. Male strippers are kind of icky (so it's fitting that you post them with the Laffs...)

I will be going out for dinner tonight (couldn't get out of it) so I'm going to miss the fucking game. Urge to kill... rising...

Oh, and Panger (if you're reading this) - I forgot my cell phone at home. Call me on Mr. LG77's cell if you guys decide to frequent an establisment (of ill repute or otherwise).

The number is identical to mine, only it starts with 941. :-)

HabsFan29 said...

LG have fun at dinner. We'll cheer extra loud for you. Panger's not here yet I'll give him the message

Katebits said...

Fear not! It takes a lot more than naked ladies to offend me.

HabsFan29 said...

good to hear Katebits!

Ryder what a hit!!! Damn if only you could score

Sorry for the slow posting everyone, but Panger, me and Mrs. Panger are too busy drinking and talking...

HabsFan29 said...

FUCK FUCK. what a deflection

HabsFan29 said...

Price just very sharp tonight. not a bad first period, but we gotta score dammit. Miller was good

HabsFan29 said...

Nice try Carbo, but you can't convince refs of anything...

HabsFan29 said...

Panger says "FUCK!"

HabsFan29 said...

Yeah baby!

Ice broken, let's go boys

HabsFan29 said...

ARRRGHHH. What a save

HabsFan29 said...

Ryan Miller. Killing us. Very solid

HabsFan29 said...

Quel but is right!!

Me and Panger are having fun now

AND a PP.

HabsFan29 said...

Crap call damn. if that's the winning goal our night is ruined.

HabsFan29 said...

Feh. Feh. Feh

Alright latecomers let's hear your complaints. Scoring? not playing 60 minutes? officiating?

Matt said...

That call was bull shit. I hate when refs decide games. How can it be a trip, he dove and hit the puck, big shit if roy fell. Komisarek hit the puck first. Fuck NHL refs, they should face disciplinary measures for calls like that, especially when they decide games. FUCKIN BULLSHIT

HabsFan29 said...

Panger says the habs played about 20 minutes. that's about right

Matt said...

They mailed in the first. But they were in the game. Then the fucking ref calls that shit in a close game in the third???? BULLSHIT

Bryan said...

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

pardon my french

suspend that ref for 1 game !

Matt said...

Bryan, Agreed! In every other professional, people are held accountable. Hold him accountable! That was shit!