You'll Have to Earn Back the Strippers, Boys - Bruins Game Preview and Open Thread

Greatest. Mask. Ever.

Seriously, after last night's lobotomy (h/t HF33), the Habs don't deserve any beautiful ladies. And my collection has some spectacular strippers waiting to be posted. Tough shit. Show up for the game boys, I'll bring them back. In the meantime, my annoyance knows no bounds. Ye be warned.

Waiting in line details - 7 PM at the Phone Booth. Yeah, I guess it's on TV. Check your local listings. I guess it's on the radio, but who the fuck listens to the radio anymore? Habs have already won 2 this year against the Bruins.

Pay your cover charge to - Bruins Nation. "Blogging about the team that is going to win the Stanley Cup." Jeebus, they are almost as delusional as Leafs fans.

Hot sexy Habs to watch - none. OK maybe Carey Price, who's in nets, and had a great performance against the Bruins this year in a 2-1 win.

Hot sexy Bruins to watch - Tim Thomas has a 1.68 GAA. That is not a misprint. Marc Savard has taken over the scoring in Bergeron's absence, leading the team with 17 points.

Skanky Habs to watch - uh, all of them? After the feces last night, all of them are on the list.

Skanky Bruins to watch - not too many. Bruins are playing well, 2 straight wins and nipping at the heels of the Habs for 2nd in the division.

In the VIP Room - rant time. I understand you can't expect to win 82 games. You are going to lose. But you can lose gloriously (last Saturday against the Sens) or you can not show up (last night). I refuse to accept the latter. It may happen once in a while, but damn, you fucking better come back the next night and show us what you're made of. You hear me, boys? Show me something.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment - sorry, no strippers for anyone until we have the effort.

Watching the game? At the game? Listening? Let's hear your rants in the comments.