Saturday, November 17, 2007

You'll Have to Earn Back the Strippers, Boys - Bruins Game Preview and Open Thread

Greatest. Mask. Ever.

Seriously, after last night's lobotomy (h/t HF33), the Habs don't deserve any beautiful ladies. And my collection has some spectacular strippers waiting to be posted. Tough shit. Show up for the game boys, I'll bring them back. In the meantime, my annoyance knows no bounds. Ye be warned.

Waiting in line details - 7 PM at the Phone Booth. Yeah, I guess it's on TV. Check your local listings. I guess it's on the radio, but who the fuck listens to the radio anymore? Habs have already won 2 this year against the Bruins.

Pay your cover charge to - Bruins Nation. "Blogging about the team that is going to win the Stanley Cup." Jeebus, they are almost as delusional as Leafs fans.

Hot sexy Habs to watch - none. OK maybe Carey Price, who's in nets, and had a great performance against the Bruins this year in a 2-1 win.

Hot sexy Bruins to watch - Tim Thomas has a 1.68 GAA. That is not a misprint. Marc Savard has taken over the scoring in Bergeron's absence, leading the team with 17 points.

Skanky Habs to watch - uh, all of them? After the feces last night, all of them are on the list.

Skanky Bruins to watch - not too many. Bruins are playing well, 2 straight wins and nipping at the heels of the Habs for 2nd in the division.

In the VIP Room - rant time. I understand you can't expect to win 82 games. You are going to lose. But you can lose gloriously (last Saturday against the Sens) or you can not show up (last night). I refuse to accept the latter. It may happen once in a while, but damn, you fucking better come back the next night and show us what you're made of. You hear me, boys? Show me something.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment - sorry, no strippers for anyone until we have the effort.

Watching the game? At the game? Listening? Let's hear your rants in the comments.

25 comments:

HabsFan29 said...

OK let's get this shit going...

HabsFan29 said...

RDS - "après leur pire match de la saison hier soir..."

translation - Habs suck

HabsFan29 said...

the highs, the lows, and it's 1-1. yeesh

HabsFan29 said...

whew Higgins back on the bench. Habs gonna have some injuries sooner or later

HabsFan29 said...

I may have jinxed Higgins. shit

QUITE a period of hockey.

grrrreg said...

Let's just hope Price won't have to face 40 more shots tonight... That was a very pleasant period to watch.

HabFanatic said...

Improvement over last night - but someone please knock Chara on his ass!

fezworth said...

now that's a NICE goal. WOOOO!!!

HabsFan29 said...

HabFanatic Chara is REALLY pissing me off too

HabsFan29 said...

Gui!!!

you know, I forgot he was on the team

grrrreg said...

what a period! I hope the bruins won't be able to come back for the fourth time of the night...
And 2 goals from the Chips-Kostopoulos-Lats line, not that bad.

HabsFan29 said...

NOW we're having fun

grrrreg said...

and on a side note, leafs are leading 2-0 versus the sens in the third...

HabsFan29 said...

attaway Greek Lightning!

grrreg on any given night...

HabsFan29 said...

Tits fighting, Carbo pissed at Julien, woohoo! this game has everything

grrrreg said...

komisarek! who said they played bad third periods?

HabsFan29 said...

I can't enjoy anything for ONE MINUTE tonight before the Bruins score. grrr

HabsFan29 said...

Like an old Borscht belt joke, "How many Bruins can you fit in a penalty box?"

HabsFan29 said...

I can't keep track of this many penalty minutes and this many goals. my head hurts

grrrreg said...

Kostopoulos was close to a gordie howe hat trick...

HabsFan29 said...

@grrrreg - gordie howe hat trick, nice. quite a night for Kosto

WOOHOO! boy that game had it all. Not what was expected, but I'll take it.

thoughts everyone?

grrrreg said...

well, it feels so much better than 24 hours ago... And finally a win on a saturday night!
I don't want to think about anything else right now. That was really fun to watch.
Good night!

Matt D said...

Best part of the night: Muller with a big smile, yelling "Fuck you!" to Julien.

That game was straight 80s. Including the score.

Oh, and Chara is a tool.

Aurora said...
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HabsFan33 said...

I'm confused. Does this game cater to the purist because of score and penalty sheets reminiscent of the '70s and '80s or does it repel him due to the Macy's parade of errors, crappy goaltending and repugnant defense?

As we reflect on this, let us all have a moment of silence for the death of Zdeno Chara's brain.