Monday, July 07, 2008

TMS Reports there's nothing to report

We get the feeling it's going to be "mindless filler week" here at FHF.


moeman said...

heh, its cheaper than gas, fill er' up.

Ian Vitro said...

Just make up stories, like rumour has it Montreal is chasing Pavel Demitra in a trade that would send 3 hot strippers to Minnesota, allowing Bob Naegele to fulfill his lifelong dream of opening a strip club...

J.T. said...

I think we need an insight into what Jaro thinks of the offseason so far. Like, why are his contract negotiations taking so long? What's his take on the free agent market? When did Russia get hot chicks?

Anonymous said...

Faking Mentreal meneger is screwing up Jaro’s life again.

Jaro now taking brake, just spent 3 weeks with ladies from Bratislava dancing club. Jaro finaly stop masturbating and sent is viginity away, Jaro now have Mentreal Canadian penis, blue, red and white. Jaro now da man.

Bratislava dancing girl finally leave Jaro’s penis alone and Jaro can get news fram Mentreal. Faking maneger still don’t want to pay Jaro million dollars to be a faking star in Mentreal, maneger says he need money to pay faking Danis. Jaro know maneger is full of mankey shit, because Danis not even with Hamelton no more and ugly Cari still crying like a baby in Bratiskalumbia because he can’t stap a hamberger.

Jaro now think to do strike and stay with Bratislava dancing girls till faking meneger decides to pay Jaro more maney. Shitty Danis now in New Yark, faking galie can’t even stap a watermelon, he now be playing with faking swiss piece of sheeze in New Yark.

Now Jaro the only galie in Mentreal but faking meneger still pissing on Jaro with faking Danis. Jaro keep singing New Yark, New Yark, but meneger say he pay for Danis in Mentreal, Jaro not an idiot, Jaro know Danis masturbating all year with Dapetro. Jaro will wait to be a million dollar man in Mentreal because faking meneger like sheep and gat no other galie than Cidrik faking long name, Jaro is king of Bratislavia dancing club and son of a Gud in Mentreal hackey club.

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