This is Anna Semenovich ("you said semen" - Butt-head). She was a world class Russian figure skater but her tits kept getting in the way during triple axels. She is now a Russian pop singer. Here's a photo gallery that might keep you entertained for while.
Oh right, hockey. Russian Super League team Avangard Omsk is saying on its website that Jaromir Jagr has signed a two-year deal to play for them. Whatever, goodbye, good luck, thanks for the lame excuse to post Ms. Semenovich.