Monday, September 08, 2008

29 IS THE NEW 40

Happy birthday to our very own HF29.

The woman in cleats removing her underwear sports an amazing 40-32-34 figure. One of these numbers corresponds to our boy's age. Read the title if you're unsure. If you get this wrong, get back to work, George W. Bush.

Mats Sundin says he'll be attending HF29's birthday bash, but he says he may not, unless he does. He says he'll let us know by 2pm. He says he may show up in the middle of the party and that, as of yet, he's still not sure if he'll come. He says he has another friend celebrating a 40th birthday in New York and may go there instead, although he hasn't informed his friend of the decision. He says he's not making a decision and insists that he's been to enough parties in his life and should not be pressured by anyone on this. He wants to know what's in the loot bags. He's going to a charity birthday party this Friday (a party where one celebrates a fictitious birthday in order to raise money for autism).

Happy birthday 29, we don't have to take our clothes off with Mats Sundin to party.

12 comments:

HabsFan29 said...

i'd like the lovely lady to come to my room please, to finish undressing.

mats can fuck himself

big thanks 4!

Loser Domi said...

Hey, any excuse to imbibe...

fezworth said...

Congrats 29, happy b-day!

hmanpuckfan said...

Happy Birthday, 29! Sorry, no chicks, but a beautiful avatar to look at and remember the days of the white skates!

Chamby said...

"He wants to know what's in the loot bags."

Brilliant!

lawyergirl77 said...

Happy birthday, 29!!

Bryan said...

happy bday beotch!

with love, bry.

Senators Lost Cojones said...

40?? FORTY?!?! That had better be a YOUNG forty, 29. Otherwise, that homo-erotic lawyer-porn you keep sending me* is COMPLETE misrepresentation!

Happy B-Day, Dude!

*Could also be my mom. It's hard to tell...

Sonia said...

Welcome to the wonderful world of 40, HF29!
40 = Wisdom, Respect & Maturity.

Just don't let any of that stuff show through on this blog...

Number31 said...

Happy birthday! The more Septemberites the better. Mats could at least send you a gift from New York, but I guess he needs to think it over.

melly said...

Happy Birthday, 29!!

Let us know if the strippers and meth made it over to your place ok.

Bryan said...

i got ya beat by a day, 29. my bday was yesterday. although, really i got ya beat by 15 years and 1 day lol