29 IS THE NEW 40

Happy birthday to our very own HF29.

The woman in cleats removing her underwear sports an amazing 40-32-34 figure. One of these numbers corresponds to our boy's age. Read the title if you're unsure. If you get this wrong, get back to work, George W. Bush.

Mats Sundin says he'll be attending HF29's birthday bash, but he says he may not, unless he does. He says he'll let us know by 2pm. He says he may show up in the middle of the party and that, as of yet, he's still not sure if he'll come. He says he has another friend celebrating a 40th birthday in New York and may go there instead, although he hasn't informed his friend of the decision. He says he's not making a decision and insists that he's been to enough parties in his life and should not be pressured by anyone on this. He wants to know what's in the loot bags. He's going to a charity birthday party this Friday (a party where one celebrates a fictitious birthday in order to raise money for autism).

Happy birthday 29, we don't have to take our clothes off with Mats Sundin to party.