Friday, September 05, 2008

Hot Babe with an Actual Relationship to Hockey of the Day

The cleavage in the middle of the photo above belongs to Sandrine Balthazard. Sandrine is the in-game "hostess" at the Bell Centre and makes young men drool over at Habs TV.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go buy some razors.

Lap dance with lots of grinding to FHF stalwart Bryan for the tip

6 comments:

Le p'tit viking said...

Fake, I would venture ... but I could be wrong.

Anonymous said...

Grok.

Bored, bored so much. Dying. Bad farm accidents.

It's been like 50 years since I heard a game.

50 long years. The brutal Hong Kong sun searing into my eyes and brain, killing me with hot gamma rays, fucking with my DNA.

My testicles are in the microwave, on high.

I have Elephantiasis now too. My head is the size of a pumkpkin.

A squishy big after Halloween pumpkin, with candle burn marks all over the inside. I'm so fucked.

Fuck. Blah.

And I haven't skated barefoot in my Tacks in ten years. In fact my sister threw them out. Only your sister could get away with that right?

Otherwise, like some fucker THROWS YOUR HANDMADE IN 1980 TACKS WITH THIRD SET OF BLADES OUT, and you don't like fucking MURDER them?

Exactly, only sisters can throw out skates.

Cheers,

JHK

Fuck me your word verification sucky keep weirdo killer people away is like 60 letters you cunts. I can't even see the letters, what with my swollen elephantiasis face and all. You knobs.

Chamby said...

I am in love with Sandrine Balthazard.

Montréaliste1 said...

Me too. But she is so fucking anoying with all the stupid-ass contest she "hosts".

God. I can't stop starring.

Anonymous said...

Dear 4HF friends:

I was at a very good dinner party last night, and thought it prudent to remind everyone that the Large Hadron Collider facility in Cern will be activated Monday.

The operation of this facility may result in the formation of so called "Strangelet" particles, and Black Holes.

In case the earth is sucked into a Black Hole, or we all become Strangelets on Monday, remember that I love you all. Especially you 4HF guys.

You might want to take the day off Monday, and "duck and cover".

Love,

JeffHK

Doogie2K said...

Hm, it's Tuesday and the universe hasn't ended yet, so far as I can tell. That's another Armageddon down. Up next: the 2012 asteroid.