Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Kovy and Gang Bang Lang go to breakfast. Possibly at Hooters

So TSN is reporting that old linemates Kovy and GBL had breakfast yesterday morning. No report on where, but we like to think it happened at Hooters. Who doesn't enjoy some cleavage with a greasy breakfast of crappy wings? Anyway, we imagine the conversation going something like this:

GBL: I'm quite excited to play here. This is the ultimate hockey town.

Kovy: Wake the fuck up you stupid Czech putz. It's a nightmare. You won't get a moment's rest. The fans and media will be on you as soon as you take a shift off. Trust me, I should know. If you're in the hospital, they'll break in and take pictures of you, for fuck's sake.

GBL: But at least the coach is good, right?

Kovy: Whatevs. Just ignore him. I do. Like when he tells me to get off the ice after a shift. Hahaha, he's so cute.

GBL: But he'll treat me fairly, won't he?

Kovy: Unless you sleep with his female relatives, like Michael Ryder. Does the phrase "whipping boy" mean anything to you?

GBL: At least we'll get to play together, right? Just like the old days?

Kovy: Go drink some more Czech absinthe, you're high. My career has been revitalized by a couple of young guns. They do all the work, I get the glory. Have fun trying to turn Latendresse into a semblance of an actual hockey player.

GBL: I have to get out of here.

4 comments:

Gino Tomac said...

Hahahahaha
Poor Gang Bang Lang. He has no clue what the Habarazzi is like. I can't wait for his first experience of tipping a stripper and an arm coming out of her vagina holding a camera and snapping pictures.

Welcome to Montreal

Damion said...

Stop picking on GUI!

Loser Domi said...

Hooters is open for breakfast? Huh, the more you know, I guess

Bryan said...

funny, that's a rather positive negative post for you guys... lol