Friday, February 19, 2010

Canadian Olympic Hottie of the Day for the Ladies

Ladies, say hello to Stefan Read, part of Canada's young and upcoming ski jumping team. Stefan will be jumping in qualifying on the big hill today, but don't expect any medals from him or any Canadian, they'll probably be happy to make it to the finals. If he does, go easy on him during the celebration party; he's only a spry 5'9", 132 lbs. Half of it abs and smoldering eyes.

Around the Olympics yesterday, GOLD MEDAL BITCHES!!! Christine Nesbitt takes the 1000m long track. She was the overwhelming favourite coming in and she actually lived up to the billing. That alone is a brilliant accomplishment imho. Thank Darwin for the long blades, because...

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WE SUCK AT HOCKEY. Not to get all alarmist here (too late), but fuck a 3-2 OT win AGAINST THE FUCKING SWISS AGAIN THOSE FUCKING SWISS was really unpleasant. A PP failure of epic proportions. Sure, call it a great performance by Hiller, and sure, the boys got it done in the end, but fuck, I still say that was a failure. All sorts of weaknesses exposed. I know I say this a lot, but meh.

In more fun hockey news, Jaro was dominant against the Russians, leading the Slovaks to a 2-1 (SO) upset. 36 saves and he stopped Ovie twice in the shootout. Just wow.

79 comments:

LukeyNussbaum11 said...
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Serious Fan said...

Canadians had their allowed bad game, now they have to get going, the Americans must be crushed for medal position.

Russians had a disappointing night, too many shooters, not enough gate-crashers around the net. Coach over-used Ovechkin in the shootout, Datsyuk should've had the 3 attempts on Halak.

moeman said...

That pic will drive mcsplooge crazy.

For da boys (and gals), Canadian Ashleigh Mcivor.

Moey said...

Nice. Merci 29.

J.T. said...

Hmmm...Olympic hotties and Jaro dominance against Ovy. This is getting dangerously close to fantasy territory.

HabsFan29 said...

that one wasn't even funny anonymous dickhead troll. keep trying.

Howard said...

@moeman Mcsplooge would wonder if he has "an active stick"?

Carina said...

Wasn't ski jumping the first event of the olympics???

But that's ok....more olympic hotties of the day for the ladies please!

Number31 said...

I'm suddenly interested in ski jumping. Hello!

Oh Team Russia... don't you know how shitty Ovechkin and Malkin are at shootouts? Guess you know now. Russian's don't like to go to the front of the net. Jaro was beeg rebound machina last night. Those Russian Capitals really missed Mike Knuble. Oops!

Speaking of Russian Fail: that Evgeni Plushenko guy looked like he was figure skating on his 5th bottle of vodka.

Carina said...

wait ski jumping IS on...hmmmm. anyway, something to watch today!

Baroque said...

Now that is what I call a cutie.

soperman said...

I want Canada to win gold more than anything, but these TSN guys don't know their job. They are not cheerleaders, they are supposed to be analysts. They have overstated Canada's "dominance" and undervalued every freaking team in the tournament. The Russians, US, Sweden and Switzerland have good teams. Tell us about it, don't pretend our favourite team is so much better that they don't have a chance of losing.

And when you get back to the NHL games, bring back some objectivity.

I am talking to you, McSpoolge.

Grrr.

Ryan said...

Unbelievable game from Jaro. Isn't Afinogenov a shoot-out specialist?

I'm also happy my Yanks won. Bring it on, canucks.

sleza said...

Oh hello canadian hottie... you're the best thing about the olympics thisfar

cottoneye said...

DAYUM GURL!
Those abs are so delicious I want to lick em.

RiRi said...

Finally a male hottie!!! Thx 29!

Also, who would have thought that after 2 GP, Russia and Canada would have less points than USA?

On to the Tiger presser!! This better be juicy! (meh... probably not)

P.S. Didn`t watch the game but can`t believe Jaro stoned the Russians!!!

Hadulf said...

Anyone see that Plüss guy take faceoffs for Switzerland?

I don't know if you noticed his technique but it should be illegal. Basically, what he does, let the zebra drop the puck, doesn't even go for it and he leans into the opposing center's stick. I mean, yes, he did win the faceoff often, might I add, but it is obstruction, IMO.

Even Crosby was off his game last night, it was odd to watch.

WV: forst (re: drunken russion figure skater from post above) : Imma be win forst place in Candian Olympeec.

Habsfan10 said...

Can I just say I wish NHL games would run as quickly as Olympic games? That game started at 7:30 EST and was finished before 10:00 WITH overtime and a shootout. That's amazing. Fucking NHL tv timeouts add an hour to the game length.

lawyergirl77 said...

HF10 - Wordy McWord. Love how quick Olympic games are...

It's really, REALLY not time to panic at all with the SO win. Remember how sucky we were in 2002? The first 2-3 games were EMBARASSING, yo.

And the Belaruuuuus beat the Ruskies, if I remember correctly.

Heh.

As for Jaro - he pley goot hackey. Love the fact that he stoned the Russians! Go Jaro Go!

lawyergirl77 said...

^^ Above should read: "And THEN Belarus beat the Ruskies..."

'cause, seriously, that was the part that really paved the way for us, let's not kid ourselves.

Habsfan10 said...

@LG77:

I thought Belarus beat the Swedes courtesy of Tommy Salo's head? I seem to remember skipping work to go across the street from my articling firm to Denison's Brewpub (RIP) to watch.

Orangeman said...

The Belle Russians beat the Swedes in 2002 basically ensuring our ascension to the goal medal game. The Yanks beat the Ruskies in the semis. I remember it like yesterday despite the heavy drinking.

Orangeman said...

Looking towards the skeletors tonight to increase that medal haul. Frikin' Americans. How can they possibly have 18 medals already? Drugs. Yes, that's my unfounded, sensationalistic and completely made up theory.
Go Skeletors!

Chester said...

Get back to the photoshopped female hotness. Pictures of half naked male bipeds doesn't cut it anywhere.

L Dude said...

So, yeah, back to the fairer sex. Anybody catch any of the women's curling last night - Canada vs. Germany? The mate (throws 3rd stones for you nubes) for the Germans is Mélanie Robillard - born in Sussex, NB - WOO, fellow Maritimer! Anyway, it was mentioned that she posed for the recent 'Women of Curling' Calendar, so I had to go searching. And I found it. And might I say "WOWZA!" So here it is. Wow that's a very long link (that's what she said)! Hope it works.

Oh yeah, and go hockey pants!

LukeyNussbaum11 said...

@Chester
I quite enjoyed the pic today. In fact I enjoyed it so much that I may have to make it a permanent fixture in future photoshops. All in favor?

L Dude said...

@LN11: He would look good as a tattoo on McSpooge's dome.

J.T. said...

@LN11: Yes, please. Although, he's a little bit little boyish. Maybe you could Neanderthal him up a bit?

HabsFan29 said...

If anyone cares, Stefan up there just qualified for the final. The only Canadian to do so.

HabsFan29 said...

keep trying anonymous dickhead troll. my every waking hour is in front of a computer, and I rarely sleep thanks to an excessive meth habit. you won't win.

bea.habs.fan said...

oh My God; I drooled all over my keyboard. that was ... made my day !!! thank U 29

a colleague pointed out tome Ovechkin's skate !!
http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Fourth-Place-Medal-investigates-mystery-of-Ovech?urn=oly,220328&cp=3

sorry no idea how to imbed

RiRi said...

@LN11 - *raises hand* Keep them coming, please!


The fact that "anonymous dickhead troll' is still trying is beyond sad and very disturbing...

LukeyNussbaum11 said...

@LDude
Uh, not happening.

@JT
Altering that image would be sacreligious.

@Anon
Didn't your mother teach you any manners? It's enough already. Go back to pulling the wings off of flies.

El Oso said...

How bad were Pronger and Neidermeyer last night? It's like they thought it was a pre-season game in Nashville. They were so slow. Can we bench Pronger? Also, what was up with Iggy? Getting moved down to the 4th line? He barely saw the ice in the 3rd. My guess is a guy like that doesn't take it too well and starts to grumble.

HabsFan29 said...

@el oso - agreed especially re Iggy. I dont think I heard his name once in the 3rd or OT. And I seem to recall, I dont know, him getting A FUCKING HAT TRICK in the previous game

LukeyNussbaum11 said...

Nice. After being bumped to second place by Svindal of Norway, Miller of US was on the bench applauding the run. CND Guay (that's GUAY, anon troll, not gay) in 5th.

L Dude said...

@29 & El Oso: i think they were just being over-cautious because he took that check to the head. Maybe he had his bell rung a little more than he let on. Check it out around the 35 minute mark (the 'interference' penalty): Can vs Swi

Habsfan10 said...

@ el oso and 29 and L Dude:

I heard Iggy was hurting. Seabrook too. Also, sad to say it but Niedemayer looks done. He's no better than the 7th guy on this team, and Shea Weber carried him last night. Pronger wasn't much better. If Seabrook is out, it could be trouble.

HabsFan29 said...

@L Dude - watching that announcer-less hockey was fucking amazing.

Moey said...

@Chester,

Well excuuuuuussse me. The chick contingent on this blog look at half naked (and sometimes pretty skanky) women 362 days a year without complaining. 29 is kind enough to throw us a bone (no pun intended) once in a while, so take a chill pill buster.

moeman said...

Mon amie Moey, did you not see the Mardi Gras link I found, just for you?

... and I agree, give our gorgeous gals some eye candy to lick.

Moey said...

Yes moeman I did and I started therapy that very same day. Just a coincidence, I'm sure.

moeman said...

@Moey, is therapy like drinking?

If so,

1 martini is not enough

2 martinis is too much

3 martinis is not enough

Orangeman said...

I'm not complaining or dissing our athletes (I'll wait for my own Olympic gold medal to do that), just pointing out a fact. In 2006 we led the way with 15 4th places and 9 5th places. This time I think we have 3 or 4 of each now. I find that.... interesting. I really don't know what to make of it, just thought I'd point it out.

Boob Gainey said...

The pics from that nude ladies of curling calendar are here.

Click on that link and you'll never again think of curling as boring.

moeman said...

Thnx Boob, dats some toe curling stuff.

bea.habs.fan said...

@ Boob

Made me want to get into curling if that's waht I will look like when they take my picture from now on.

LukeyNussbaum11 said...

@bea
let's start a team.

moeman said...

I'm offering to be the Curl Your Toes FHF gals team trainer, for free. Who is designing the Pants! ?

LukeyNussbaum11 said...

@Moe
Anyone but the designer from Norway.

Boob Gainey said...

Interesting thing about curling is they had a choice of two names for the sport.

The stones curl but they also bore into the ice.

They went with curling.

moeman said...

From what is reported about curlers they could rename the sport 'beering'.

LukeyNussbaum11 said...

I just took a look at the naked curlers and I think it's a fake to make curling more appealing. The only two pictures with stones - which makes the most sense - has one girl backwards and the other without her head in the picture at all. I can just picture the photo shoot...

Send in the REAL curlers... Oh, uh, ok... you have beautiful uh, hair! Yes! Let's put the stone under your hair and you can face, er, the wall! Perfect!

LukeyNussbaum11 said...

@boob and moe
or put the two together and call it what it really is, Boring.

moeman said...

I agree with Lukey11. Maybe curlers should be allowed to take steroids or wear spandex or something similar to the beach volleyballers.

bea.habs.fan said...

@11 they did not want to distract curler fan by placing stones in the picture so their fans could also realize that they have boobs

we could do a girls of HFH calendar

@moeman now you know why the norwegian have such 'interesting' pants

moeman said...

@bea, I'm pretty good with a zoom lens. Would we make the FHF gals calendar seasonal or thematic? I think we could do a fun '12 months of FHF women with ice cream and oven mitts'.

Baroque said...

If the young man was the only Canadian to qualify, then does that mean that posting his picture was good luck? And does that also mean that another one should be posted for luck in the next round (or whatever it's called) of competition?

You don't want to harm a Canadian's chances for a medal, do you.

bea.habs.fan said...

@Baroque.
I second the motion

@Moeman I love the ice cream ideas I have some pretty out there ideas with what to do with an ice cream scone (I lived in Amsterdam for a year)

moeman said...

@bea, 'pretty out there' can be fun.

We should think up some FHFlavours of ice cream for the creamy photoshoot;

~ Lukey CHArms

~ beapolitan

~ Sweet CaraMoey Swirl

~ Baroque Road

~ BaskiN'31

~ CHillg77's CHocolate CrunCH

~ J.us T.ruffles

~ RiRipple

~ Special double-CHurned Edition, 200 Comments Made With Real Tits <-- for da boyz

... if I missed a gal, let me know, spank me if you have to...

gillis said...

i don't have ice cream... :(

orangeman said...

Oh lord, another Canadian choke. Luckily, being a Habs fan really prepares me for watching Canadian athletes at the Olympics. Oh well, just making it to this level is an achievement, she's among the best in the world, and so on with the standard mantra.

orangeman said...

Ok, I just saw Mellisa's interview and I wanted to come back here and qualify my last statement by saying I'm just disappointed. I'm not one to rag on our athletes. I save that for my Habs. Having said that, throw some of that own the podium cash at psychologists or something cause obbviously there's something bigger than funding and equipment going on.

Sonia said...

Bless you, 29. That pic has awakened my inner cougar. And my outer one.

Number31 said...

The Latvian hockey team has a guy who's name sounds like "Action Pants".

And Action Pants scores!

The poster formally known as David Wilkie's Ghost said...

Can I be the first to claim "Action Pants" as a screen name?

-Action Pants out.

Number31 said...

They also got a guy named "Needs a Bitch".

Jagr needs more mullet power!

Number31 said...

Honestly, the best hockey of the Olympics so far were the games with the Czech team.

RiRi said...

@moe - RiRipple? Sounds yummy!

Baroque said...

They also got a guy named "Needs a Bitch".

Aleksandrs Nizivijs, number 17.

Small, quick, tough little spunky guy. :)

Howard said...

@DWG Action pants sounds like a Mcsplooge term!

LukeyNussbaum11 said...

@tpfkadwg
1 year old kid and you're action pant? Mazel tov.

Number31 said...

The Latvians are all spunky. They really took it to the Russians last time too.

orangeman said...

Gold bitches!

Number31 said...

SKELETOR GOLD!

Anonymous said...

If tomorrow's Pic-o-the-Day featured Golden Olympic Hottie Montgomery, I'd be ok with that.

Woo, skeleton gold!

David Wilkie's Ghost said...

Ah, who am I kidding.

Spandex and lycra at 140 kmph two inches above the ground, paired with a gold medal? Now them's some Action Pants!

Anonymous said...

In the crowd watching the Latvian slowing down and everyone realizing it was awesome. Woo hoo Jon Montgomery.

Number31 said...

SU!O!MI!

Habs jerseys behind Team Finland's bench.