Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The Game Day Skate gets his 3 seconds of fame for Wednesday, February 10th

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of being on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue... (and here's a lot more SI Swimsuit just for fun...)
  • Habs continue to drop like flies, now the Urologist and CHicken won't be seen for a while;
  • Not only are our players dropping, teams around us are winning. Let's start with the Bs' 3-2 SO win over the Sabres;
  • Bolts move ahead of the Habs in the standings with a 3-1 win over the Nucks. Weren't the Bolts in 13th like, 2 weeks ago?
  • Isles win in a SO;
  • Ottawa beats the Flames, now have as many points as the Sabres in the division;
  • Carolina wins, dumping the Leaves to last in the East. I guess that's sort of good news, right?
  • In real good Habs news today, Pleks seems to want to stay here.
Caps and their zillion-game win streak at the Bell tonight. For our last media-whoring act, we present the lame 3 seconds of yours truly on the teevee (check the 1:45 mark). Many lap dances to hfotwc for capturing and sending us the vid. Here's the widescreen version so you can see more of my dishes in the dish drainer, and at least a glimpse of the cute but married reporter actually in my apartment.

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow i didn't realize how gay you are in person

boob gainey said...

That reporter is pretty cute.

But I can't help thinking of Falco.

moeman said...

Nice oven mitt.

Ronan said...

I'm half-expecting Ovie to score a touchdown tonight.

Kmaxx said...

I have a question about your stove...Dude this is 2010 - WTF!? do you have to light it with a match. I'm living in the UK, where you expect to see shit like that...IN OUR MUSEUMS! - Doesn't the lawyering gig pay you enough or are you spending it all on oven gloves and meth?

bea.habs.fan said...

weird. I never pictured HF29 looking like that. I was expecting ... well a more lawyerly/methy look.
your place looks like a student's place. Oh right, you're back in school.

good accessorizing

HabsFan29 said...

@anon - NTTAWWT. but if you think im gay, you really haven't been reading this blog for very long

@kmaxxx - brand new stove, bought two years ago. i like the retro look, though you cant see the cool digital display. admittedly, my meth and oven mitt habit made me buy the cheapest one

Number31 said...

Jean Perron thinks Pierre Gauthier looks like a man going to the gas chambers.

That's ok, Jean. We already know you're stupid. C'est bien normal.

moeman said...

N31, linky no worky.

Anonymous said...

@29 im sure you are not gay you just have a feminine quality in the way you talk. its cute!

Chester said...

How come you didn't say anything interesting ?

PPP said...

Best part about that video was the cute reporter.

Also, good work. I actually think it makes more sense to make the change now rather than wait. It would just be one more deadline for Gainey to miss out on the big deal.

moeman said...

Kristen is more than cute. Wonder if 29's Mom saw the clip.

J.T. said...

Hey, 29, sit up straight, man! You're going to have a helluva hunchback when you're seventy if you don't blog in the upright and locked position.

Robbie said...

@29 I take back that sexy comment from yesterday.

hfotwc said...

@31 Perron looks like the guy who's already been to the gas chamber.

Robbie said...

oh and also did you hear Gionta, ''same staff, same system, same focus, same goal''.

He may as well just have said ''were fucked''.

RiRi said...

The fat whale starts. Statement game or do the Caps just keep chugging along?

I`ll be cringing/whincing till the end.

RiRi said...

*wincing*

I don`t know how that H got in there.

L Dude said...

I'm predicting a 48 save shutout by TFS tonight, with at least 3 TSN HON save candidates. STFU. No YOU STFU.

Boob Gainey said...

The Habs will go into the 3rd period with an improbable 2-2 score, and Price will let in a soft floater.

Oh wait, that already happened didn't it?

dwgs said...

I'll be there with the family, it'll be the first game for my (almost) 4 year old. I demand a win. The seven year old is not gonna be happy that the fat whale is starting.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@hfotwc
Right sentiment but ix-nay on the az-gay amber-chay. It just doesn't work in that "I know you are but what am I" kinda way. Better might have been "hey Jean, you racist bastard why don't you get past the fact that you weren't asked to be the new GM and STFU". Just more to the point.

Carry on.

Moey said...

I'm surprised TFS is starting tonight, especially with the Caps fire power, and we have none. It's a night where he has to stand on his head. I scratch my head over the coaching decisions. Put Price in against Philly Friday or Saturday.

GoldenGirl11 said...

46DD on the ice at practice. He's nowhere near ready to return but he is alive.

Also seen on the ice was Markov giving a pep talk to the call ups for tonight. Little Johnny Smith of the TMR Atom A team left crying saying he didn't want to have to kill a Russian whore during the pregame warm up and Cluck Cluck the ACTUAL chicken was just running headless around Brossard as usual.

Habsfan10 said...

TFS starting tonight is fine. If Jaro started and got shelled, suddenly doubts creep in. If TFS gets shelled, its "well, he hasn't played for a week, he's rusty, the Caps are flying" and Jaro gets the back to back on some rest. If he wins, great. There's already a goaltending controversy so a win is just status quo between the JesusPricers and the Jaroholics.

Moey said...

@GG11,

Can hardly blame poor Cluck Cluck, the Russian dancing bear was in hot pursuit.

@HF10,

You've got a point, but I just want to win as many games as possible.

hfotwc said...

Hey Perron, you ugly fuckwitt racist pig, you will NEVER be a GM, cz, you're too fuckin stupid.

Thx for getting me back in line GG, if I'd kept this up, I might have end up with a job at RDS.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@hfotwc
Excellent.

@Moey
The bear was a last minute surprise. Turns out Youppi's mascot ordered bride can skate. Who knew.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Habs 2009-2010 alternate jersey

captainCHANUCK said...

@29 def gay by the way just haven't gotten up the old courage enough to scream it out loud, dont be scared buddy just let it out. habs fans are great no matter what their orientation is.

Pepe Le Pew said...

With a lineup like that, they only ones who should be scared are the fans...

Forward
Darche/Plekanec/Kostitsyn
Pyatt/Gomez/Gionta
Lapierre/Maxwell/Desharnais
Moen/Metropolit/D'Agostini

Defense
Gill/Gorges
O'Byrne/Markov
Hamrlik/Spacek

PP1
Plekanec/Gomez/Gionta
Markov/Spacek

PP2
Darche/Metropolit/Desharnais
Hamrlik/Gorges

Price

GoldenGirl11 said...

Personally I'd go with the chicken and dancing bear.

ROYgbiv said...

HAHAHA im suprised u dont cheer for the flames since u R 1

bea.habs.fan said...

@GG i sthat who'd you rather watch tonight or who should be called up to fix the Habs scoring/defense drought.

at this point in time does itm atter who starts in goal given that even if we squeak into the playoffs, will exit just as quickly? (yes I am a pessimist who calls herself a realist)

Moey said...

@GG11,

Yeah, I'm with you. Maybe put Youppi in goal, at least he's big.

dwgs said...

Smarter trolls please.
(If you check the time stamp on the comments you can see it's lunchtime at the elementary school.)

moeman said...

29, add a blade to those sideburns and you'll have some nice 70s hockey sticks.

canucklehead said...

@29 its lame they didn't give you more time for the interview, hooray for getting FHF on the tele screen though kudos!

Jaybird said...

Wow lame attacks. Absolute shit.

RoyGbiv I wanted to die I felt so bad for you after that one. You are a failure to your family...not to mention the English language.

And anonymous rips how fuckin' lame is that? Internet cowards are the best type.

Kmaxx said...

@Pepe - when you put it on paper like you dis...It's pretty fuckin' scary! Sure doesn't read much like an NHL Lineup...OMG - we're gonna get schmucked again...fuck!

But just in case...Can I get a Go Habs Go!??...no...seriously...anyone...Go Habs...ah ...fuck it...@$%&*!?


WV - achoo - as in - how any more of our guys can catch a cold and miss a couple of games!?

Anonymous said...

I have been reading your blog for over 2 years and I have to say this:

Long time reader, first time poster.

Does HF29 have Tourette Syndrome ?

Sincerely,

Habs Fan west of laffs land.