Thursday, February 04, 2010

Habs' and Bruins' seasons heading down the toilet? Game preview and open thread

We're gonna need a big fucking plunger to get Zdeno out of there

Wasn't Boston supposed to be the class of the East this year? They had a great season last year, they tweaked in the offseason to get better. Well, POOF! They now suck worse than the Habs maybe. If that's possible. Losers of 8 in a row (why do we always meet teams on streaks now?) and falling down the standings to 12th in the East. All we can say is BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's almost as schadenfreude-y as hearing Komisarek's season is finished.

Of course, I should just STFU because karma's a bitch. Habs are no prize. Hanging on to that toilet bowl rim (i.e. 7th in the East) for dear life. A blistering 4-4-2 in our last ten. By the Globe's Playoff Push calculations, Habs need to go 14-10-1 to make the playoffs now (I updated it with Tuesday's win). I suppose that's theoretically possible, but for a team that lives playing .500 hockey, well, hmm, ahh, we'll see. Anyway, bring on the toilet humour!

Waiting in line for the ladies room details - 7 PM start in Beantown. Habs riding a one-game win streak! Habs have won the two meetings so far this year, including the 5-1 win in the Centennial game when Squid got a hat trick (sigh).

In China there is often no bowl, just a hole in the floor - our good friend Cornelius over at The Hockey Blog Adventure is trying to stay positive: "it looks as bleak as a post-apocalyptic wasteland." Okay, maybe not so positive.

Awesome like a Japanese toilet that cleans your ass after you go - CHicken is our most consistent offensive force right now. Not bad for someone we essentially picked off the scrap heap. Pleks showing signs of life again after his slump. Jaro of course. Little Tits coming off his best game of the year. For the B's, Marc Savard has a point per game since coming back from injury.

Shit - The Mexican and The Urologist both pointless in 4. Gio just 1 point in his last 4. For the Bs, Satan and Ryder both pointless in 5. And Tuukka Rask is falling apart.

Needing a trip to an actual urologist - Squid and Big Tits are now officially your long-term injuries. Though the official NHL preview buried this nugget: "(Tits) could make his return before the Olympics." That's news to us. Anyone else heard that? Jaro 2.0 is probably back tonight, though Mara is still out. Bs are missing a couple of D I've never heard of, Ference and Stuart.

Post-game adult entertainment - I'll spare you linking to all the scat porn on the internet. OK maybe just one. I was freaked out to discover the existence of Scat Porn Tube (DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON THAT LINK). This is some world we live in.

Go ahead and share your toilet stories in the comments. Hey, Deadspin does it.

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GoldenGirl11 said...
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GoldenGirl11 said...

I think I just saw the end of the world. Well, it's been fun. Take care. Off to pour hot bleach in my eyes.

soperman said...

The boys have to play it one game at a time. If they can't get psyCHed up to kick some Bruin ass, they shouldn't be able to play hockey for a living. It is the Boston Bruins! Forget the vegetable-munCHing, yoga-doing, meda-CHanting ways of BGL and get out there to win....

bea.habs.fan said...

@gg11 pass the bleach

to be fair we were warned not to click on the link.

Lecavalmiester said...

Why would you write (DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON THAT LINK)it basically ensures that everyone will click on the link.

Well I don't know if its the link or the really strong coffie I just had but I gotta go.....

WV-Rosess, as in my shit smells like rosess

soperman said...

It is an interesting study in human psyCHology. Will anyone else avoid the link of disgust?

Number31 said...

Yea, Sergei said to some reporter that his brother could be back before the Olympics. And then we'll get the pair of them on Pleks' line, WOO!

Le Douze said...

I learned my lesson with the Russian porn blog link ... THOSE WARNINGS ARE THERE FOR A REASON. And anything with "scat" in the topic... well, I like to think I'm broadminded, but, ewwwww...

WV: tatia ... a denizen of the aforemention Russian porn blog? Is blogger anticipating my comments again?

Anonymous said...

im still here my arm is cot in the thresher in the barn my celpone in the kitchen lucky i brought my mac out to surf the web wile i fixed the fucin thresher so i ned help fingers gone aready i think hope the habs do ok hate theoes bruns send help this really hur

Anonymous said...

Hadulf here...

Fuck, I miss Cornelius! He hasn't been gloating as much eh!?

Robbie said...

I didn't click on the link for three reasons.

1. I figure if i want to see turd i just need to look for some pictures of Gary Bettman.

2. If being shit on is anything like what the Habs front office leadership has been doing to its fans for the last (oh i don't know 17 years) then there is no need to look we all have first hand experience.

3. I know how twisted lawyers can be.

Habsfan10 said...

People, if HF29 tells you not to click a link, for the love of Guy, DO NOT CLICK THE FUCKING LINK. Any man who knows of pterodactyl porn needs to be listened to when he says DO NOT CLICK THE FUCKING LINK.

Also, fuck Lucic, Chara, Savard, Thomas and the rest of 'em with a rusty chainsaw. Fucking Bruins. I hope they lose every game for the rest of their existence. (Nothing personal, Cornelius.)

L Dude said...

I'm at work, so will refrain from clicking the LINK. I can imagine the call from my manager - "Mr Dude, please come to my office so you, me, Human Resources and IT services can have a chat about your 'issues'." I'll take a pass.

You know what I like. Those stainless steel troughs for pissing in. Can we get one at home? Anyway, we should stack the Bruins into a big stainless steel trough and piss on them. Fuckers.

L Dude said...

@29: BTW, you're depriving the Habs of a crucial OT loss in your standings.

wv: brain - blink....blink

HabsFan29 said...

@ L Dude - thx, fixed

i remember the biggest pissing trough i ever saw - Rich Stadium bathroom in Buffalo. fuck that thing freaked me out. like cattle we all were.

Moey said...

I'm not clicking that link. A few months ago, for some unknown reason, a commentor here thought I was a guy and gay and told me to click on a link. It was the worst thing I've ever seen, and I've been to Bangkok.

hfotwc said...

I don't need to click "the link", all I have to do is look at Brian Burke and the rest of the leafs

L Dude said...

@Moey: sorry. JK.
And heh, you said 'Bangkok'. My inner 12 year old comes out a lot.

@hfotwc: Good point. +1

Jaybird said...

Whatd I miss whatd I miss?

I went to the Indianapolis Speedway and they had a mega trough with a token poo in it.

Anonymous said...

You guys do know that It goes against Bloggers' terms and services to link to pornographic material on their sites?

You should take that down before your blog goes "pouf" and disappears.

Robbie said...

@anonymous, after all this time i think that would already have happened. You obviously do not hang around here much do you!

hfotwc said...

@ano, "comments MUST include either profane language, links to pornography, or a reference to the Leafs or Bruins sucking.

in the spirit of the theme du jour

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=6905644&l=fd8de5c411&id=719995250

GoldenGirl11 said...

I will say that the Bruins have the best marketing dept in the NHL. Great ads. Sorry.

hfotwc said...

@ano "You should xxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxx xxxx goex "pouf" and disappearx"

Robbie said...

@GG11, because you do such amazing photo work I won't hold that last statement against you.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Robbie
Purely from a designerly/advertising point of view. Granted they don't have 24 cups to promote so what choice do they have but to go with humour.

Boob Gainey said...

I have been wondering what collective noun (e.g. a pride of lions, a murder of crows) would best describe Maple Leaf fans.

I propose circlejerk.

As in: check out this circlejerk of Leaf fans.

kevincrumbs said...

Condolences to Rhino for the passing of his mother.

--------

Anyone who watches hockey knew that this Bruins team was going to struggle this year. Basically, they were like us a couple of years ago where everyone had a career year and minimal injuries. Same thing with usm young guys who they expected to chip in with secondary scoring have regressed, such as Krejci. Fuck the Bruins.

English Pig Dog said...

Is there a reason my comments don't get posted ?

Kmaxx said...

Ok Muthers...I have not clicked on the link...ok I did but left it just as quickly when my son came 'round the corner - Damm you guys are fuckin' gross!...I need to always read all the comments before I do any linking from now on...So like the last game, I am praying for at least 1 period of double digit shots on goal - Ah fuck it - let's go nuts, I'm praying for 2 periods with double digit shots on goal - and let's see what happens from there...Can I get a "Go Habs Go" from the regulars please!...?

btw: @Moey...wtf - you're a chick! I did not know...(sorry!)

wv - for Moey - Ladiss...as in - come on you muthers - win one fro the ladiss

L Dude said...

@EPD: Is this some sory of psychological experiment? Because I clearly see your comment. Anybody else?

@Kmaxx: GO HABS, YOU FUCKERS, GO!

Please baby jesus, let Rhino beat the snot out of Lucy the hunchbacked cocksucker!

Moey said...

@Kmaxx,

No worries, but just for the record a STRAIGHT girl. High heels, makeup, bubble baths, the works and desperately wanted to be a ballerina when she was little.

gillis said...

@English Pig Dog: It's because your name makes you sound like a broons fan

hfotwc said...

@EPD or a leaf GM

HabsFan29 said...

@EPD - because this site is run by pure laine francophones?

i have bad news and good news. the bad news is i will be missing the game. the good news is that i missed the last game and we won.

go pants. and stay away from scat porn. with or without pants

moeman said...

Tuuka

My name is Tuuka
I live on the second floor
I live downstairs from Tim
I think you've seen me and him before

If you see something at the game tonight
Some kind of crease trouble, some kind of red light
Just don't ask Claude what it was
Just don't ask Chara what it was
Just don't ask Cornelius what it was

I think it's because I'm clumsy
Finns try not to talk too loud
Maybe it's because I'm fucking lazy
I'll try not to act too Bruins proud

That web scat shit will make you cry
After clicking that you don't ask HF29 why
Just don't bookmark that shit anymore
Just don't download that shit anymore
Just don't sign-up for that shit anymore

No I don't think we're okay
We'll circle the GG drain again today
Well, if you ask that's what Bs fans'll say
And it's not your fucking business anyway
I guess we'd like to be alone
With everything broken and kEsspo gone

Just don't ask me how shitty Ryder is
Just don't ask me how shitty Savard is
Just don't ask me how shitty Thomas is
Just don't ask me how shitty Chara is

My name is Tuuka
I live on the second floor
I live downstairs from you fucking Habs
I think you've laughed at me as a leaf before

If Bs fan feels something in his pants tonight
Some kind of tingle, some kind of height
Just don't ask Burke what it was
Just ask Chiarelli what it was
Visions of Taylor Hall is what it was

O'Reilly hit Habs but we didn't cry
Jonathan bloodied Bouchard but we didn't cry
Neely scored on Roy but we didn't cry
Finally won a playoff series but we didn't cry

After all that, Bs fans don't ask why

You just don't argue the record anymore
You just don't argue Stanley Cups anymore
You just don't argue standings anymore
You just don't argue too many men anymore

Fuck you you fucking Bruins !

hfotwc said...

@29
every-time you miss the game, we win

Moey said...

@moeman,

Splendid! Little gold "nuggets" are a nice touch!

moeman said...

Merci Madame Moey.

<3

Le Douze said...

@29 - same goes for me ... so far my recent record of glorious CH victories missed due to travel in the last few weeks includes the NJ steal, the NYR shellacking, and the 'nucks gnashing. But I'm home tonight, so maybe we can work out whether it's your fault or mine.

And where the fuck's Cornelius tonight? Staying home feeling sorry for himself? Should a few of us go over to his place and trash the joint?

I was next to the Boston ATM Garden 'tother night after the Caps game, folks didn't look too happy.

- Le12

kevincrumbs said...

Great, stuck with the fucking Bruins feed tonight.

moeman said...

kc meant Shit, stuck with the fucking Bruins feed tonight.

kevincrumbs said...

Jesus, this crowd is like a morgue. Shouldn't they be excited to play the Habs?

moeman said...

Nice dive you fucking Ent.

moeman said...

kc, they are all constipated.

kevincrumbs said...

@moeman: Well, maybe if they watch some "special" porn it might help them with that.

SK needs to learn how to hit the net.

moeman said...

The first rule of Shit Club is: you do not talk about Shit Club. The second rule of Shit Club is: you DO NOT talk about Shit Club!

kevincrumbs said...

People, it's Rask not Brodeur or Roy. Fucking shoot the puck instead of trying to make fancy passes.

Moey said...

Kovalchuk to the Devils. I'm sure he'll thrive in their system.

kevincrumbs said...

Christ, third penalty of the period?

GoldenGirl11 said...

I can't get over the fact that O'byrne is playing.

kevincrumbs said...

Fuck off. Maybe if this team could actually get pucks on net and stop taking penalties, we'll have a chance.

Jaybird said...

Just got in. 3 PP's for the Bruins in the first? Sounds like the refs have this one planned out.

Moey said...

They're pissing me off again, no excuse not to beat the Bosturd Bruins.

chris nilan said...

looks like JM saw tapes of the fast paced, go for it type hockey the habs played against vancouver and put a stop to it. back tp the oh so successful "system" you dumbo eared fuck.

wv= poling.as in i'd rather be poling rosie o'donnell than watching JM hockey.

kevincrumbs said...

@Jaybird: Sadly, this is all the Habs doing. Gomer probably should've gone off for tripping. Also, 15 Bruins shots to 5 Habs shots. No one to blame besides JM.

kevincrumbs said...

Oh fucking Christ. Bruins coverage just got better... Milbury during the intermission.

orangeman said...

Just getting in here. Getting the Bruin feed. If vomit could be verbalized into a language, it would be the Boston accent. Shots 15-5, score 1-0. We've got 'em right where we want 'em.

kevincrumbs said...

Watching Canucks/Sens during the intermission and see that Raycroft is in net for the Canucks. Probably can guarantee a win for the Sens tonight.

How does no one know what Atlanta is getting for Kovalchuk even though everyone is reporting that the trade is done?

RiRi said...

Isn`t Kovalchuck horrible defensively? I don`t get it.

I don`t know how they managed 15 shots because Bruins look like SHIT out there.

moeman said...

@RiRi, Habs looked shittier.

Come on you fucking Habs, don't be slump bsuters.

gillis said...

All this shit talk is gonna give me nightmares.

http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=516003&cmpid=rss-Feature%20Stories

moeman said...

Oduya, Bergfors and a 1st round pick (?)

moeman said...

Best hockey commercial =

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cr89xbl26g

kevincrumbs said...

@moeman: That's it!?

moeman said...

NJ is supposedly adding another player, Tedenby.

moeman said...

Hey, Habs, quit playing touCHy-feely and score a fucking goal or three.

kevincrumbs said...

Even when we have the Bruins stuck in their zone, we can't actually get any shots onto the net.

RiRi said...

Having the #2 powerplay is useless when you never draw any penalties...

moeman said...

Habs play up/down to the level of their opponent. Weird system JM.

Orangeman said...

They do know that their shots have to hit the net for it to go in, right? Just checking.

kevincrumbs said...

Wow, a shot on goal! Amazing!

kevincrumbs said...

UGH.

RiRi said...

FUCK.

moeman said...

Embarrassing.

Orangeman said...

That was the most pathetic display of defence I have seen in ages. And that's saying a lot as a Habs fan.

moeman said...

Witt, waived; http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=308785

Orangeman said...

I hate when commentators bring up obvious facts. "Bruins have only lost once with a 2 goal lead after two periods! And, get this! They're a perfect 10-0-0 when that lead is 3!" Well I would hope so. It's only interesting if every other team in the league has the same record.

kevincrumbs said...

A SHOT! HOORAY!

Orangeman said...

Shots are 22-6. They don't even care, do they.

Moey said...

I'm so sick of this, they can't play two decent games in a row. Are they doing this on purpose?

RiRi said...

Leblanc @ the game. He looks bored.

kevincrumbs said...

@RiRi: He'd do well to stay in school for four years if this is what the future holds for him.

Orangeman said...

Halak is the only Hab to show up. It's not a new thing, just a depressing thing.

moeman said...

I hear Leblanc wants to be a lawyer.

moeman said...

QMJHL head-hunter Cormier part of the Kchuk deal.

RiRi said...

After last game, Gorges said that the team was inspired by Halak`s big saves and picked up on that to play better. Bullshit. Any game they win from now on is strictly a fluke.

kevincrumbs said...

Why would anyone expect Pleks to re-sign and stay with this team of pig fuckers? Oops, didn't mean to insult pig fuckers.

chris nilan said...

i'd like to say this team has given up on JM but i really doubt he ever had them in the first place.

wv = forks. as in "stick the forks in us...we're done."

moeman said...

kc meant Why would anyone expect Pleks to re-sign and stay with this team of shit disturbers?

RiRi said...

Is that what I think it is? A powerplay??

kevincrumbs said...

Hey hey, a power play.

Maybe the Habs play like shit because they like watching... oh, nevermind.

RiRi said...

Metro!!

moeman said...

Pick up in aisle Métro!

kevincrumbs said...

Holy fuck, we scored!? WTF

Bruins fans' sphicters just collectively tightened.

chris nilan said...

what the hell was that? a GOAL?????

moeman said...

Métro scores and all houde and brunet can do is shit on him. Fuckers.


HAMR! 2-2

kevincrumbs said...

WHAT THE FUCK!? Two all! Wow wow wow.

RiRi said...

Who are these guys???

chris nilan said...

WHATTHE???????

Orangeman said...

That's how you do it! You don't need to be pretty. Also, more PPs please.

Another one! FUCK! Holy shit! Fuck you Boston!

moeman said...

Chara looked Gillish on dat goal.

kevincrumbs said...

Maybe they now have learned that getting pucks on net is key to scoring goals, as others have said tonight.

covanant said...

Fucking retard habs will still lose in regulation i bet.

Orangeman said...

ummmmm....guys, the period is still going. Your job ain't done.

moeman said...

Lou Lam added another player to the Kchuk deal?

Add Samela and replace Tedenby with Palmieri

kevincrumbs said...

God, this fucking crowd. Was it free Nyquil night or something? These people would fit in perfectly in Florida or Atlanta.

RiRi said...

Lil` Tits with the assist!! Point streak!

This team just loves getting outshot, doesn`t it?

I HATE the fact that this team controls my mood...

gillis said...

@moeman: gill-ish? Or gillis with a lisp?

moeman said...

@gillis, depends how tall and slow you are my fine FHF friend.

Orangeman said...

It looks like John Oduya, Niclas Bergfors and Patrice Cormier and a first round pick for Kovalchuck. I don't get it.

Also just learned that "From a Land Downunder" was ripped off from an Australian children's song. My perception of the world is just falling apart.

Orangeman said...

And you know now in that dressing room all the boys are like, "Duh, yeah. We scored good." JM: "Keep doing what you're doing!"

moeman said...

Add Anssi Samela to the NJ pkg for Kchuk.

Bonus is NJ playing Kchuk v. the leaf tomorrow and he pots a fucking hat trick.

moeman said...

NJ v. WAS games are gonna be fun.

kevincrumbs said...

@moeman: Hope Kovalchuk pots four against Giguere with Leafs Nation freaking out and torching the ACC.

Man, watching this team play hockey has apparently warped my brain.

Orangeman said...

Awesome, I can already tell the they're playing for OT.

kevincrumbs said...

Three shots to start the period, none on net.

moeman said...

@O-man, Habs are wicked good on the 4on4.

Orangeman said...

It's so frustrating because Rask has looked so weak, but the Habs just can't seem to get their shots on net. Just put it on fucking net!

kevincrumbs said...

That was a fucking dive.

Orangeman said...

Dirty fucking dive. Even the B announcers know it.

RiRi said...

There better be a makeup call coming up.

kevincrumbs said...

Fuck off, Bruins announcers. Markov sold that high stick but your fucking whomever the fuck it was didn't dive?

moeman said...

Bs think their shit doesn't stink. Fuck off already.

RiRi said...

Is it just me or is Claude Julien packing on the pounds?

Orangeman said...

B announcer during slow motion replay: "Markov really sold that call!"
Well, he did have a stick blade up his fucking nose, retard.

kevincrumbs said...

@RiRi: I'd eat in an attempt to find comfort if I had to be associated with the Bruins.

Orangeman said...

pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass give away breakaway.

Repeat.

SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK!

kevincrumbs said...

Habs should be down at least one after standing around and just passing around the puck on the PP, along with giving up two breakaways.

Still, Andy Brickley & Jack Edwards can fuck off and die.

moeman said...

Claude is probably eating a lot of beans, which means he's also farting and shitting a lot.

Ronan said...

Metropolit-Gomez-Darche, that's quite the fearsome powerplay unit right there.

Orangeman said...

First shot of the period? More than 10 mins in? Awesome.

kevincrumbs said...

@moeman: That is NOT a visual I need.

moeman said...

@kc, you are lucky I didn't give you an HF29ish scat-ish link to click on. Speaking of shit, JM's tie looks like he wiped his ass with it.

kevincrumbs said...

Moen's shot into Rask's glove at least gives us a offensive zone faceoff. See kids, shoot the puck!

kevincrumbs said...

@moeman: More importantly, JM's system looks like he wiped his ass with it.

RiRi said...

@ronan - the $8 million-dollar-man, the AHLer and the toothless wonder! Only in MTL is this a powerplay unit!

moeman said...

Trudat KC.

Speaking of things merde-ish, did da Bs get rid of their shit and pissed stained (3rd cuz it rhymes with turd) poo-bear jerseys?

gillis said...

I found a site similar to the one 29 posted, here

vw. horagge

moeman said...

Methinks RiRi (great name BTW) just nicknamed our new SHIT line.

moeman said...

heh@gillis, I hovered but didn't click.

Orangeman said...

Hit. The. Fucking. Net.

kevincrumbs said...

Markov with the glove save. Also, he once delivered triplets in a driving snowstorm.

moeman said...

Despite the shitty, smelly play, FHF Habs v. Bruins game threads are always flies on shit popular.

kevincrumbs said...

Oh Max...

moeman said...

Shit.

RiRi said...

@moe - Ha! Glad I could help!

kevincrumbs said...

"Markov skids it all the way up". Heh.

Jack Edwards getting into the spirit of things.

RiRi said...

MAB left the game...

moeman said...

I've been waiting all game to type CHicken! Shit!

Orangeman said...

My feed here is getting choppy and I thought that bouncing dumpin on Rask went in. I don't think I've ever acheived an erection so quickly before or such painful blue balls.

kevincrumbs said...

A point, at least. If you asked me during the middle of the second, I'd have taken it.

moeman said...

Habs aren't shitty on the 4on4. Come on boys, drop a load on these fuckers.

RiRi said...

@moe- There`s still OT!

moeman said...

Trudat RiRi.

kevincrumbs said...

Great, another PP.

RiRi said...

Habs are shitty on the 4-on-3...

moeman said...

Shitty, shitty move by Hamr.

RiRi said...

C`mon, I want a shootout!

RiRi said...

Fuck you, refs!

moeman said...

Who is shittier, the Bruins or the refs?

kevincrumbs said...

Fuck the Leafs for trading Rask to the Bruins.

Orangeman said...

Markov apparently doesn't want a shootout.

moeman said...

Cheap shitty glass. Who bought this shit arena? Jacobs?

kevincrumbs said...

If we get 200 comments, I hear we get ice cream.

chris nilan said...

Markov is due!!!

gillis said...

@kc: They tell you that, but it never happens.

RDS's favourite thing to talk about is broken glass, and bragging about the habs' maintenance crew. Then they always have to mention a nashville game when they waited half an hour. big whoop.

Orangeman said...

Ice cream?

moeman said...

Shitout coming up.

kevincrumbs said...

Fucking Rask, Fucking Leafs.

@gillis: Don't worry, NESN was bragging about their maintenance crew, also. I think it's something they teach you in broadcasting school.

Orangeman said...

200 posts?

chris nilan said...

how is halak in shootouts?

moeman said...

)-ma, HF29 owes us dedicated FHFers ice cream if we take the game threads to 200 comments +. Sadly the fine print is unreadable. Is that legal?

kevincrumbs said...

Isn't HF29 out at dinner? Maybe he'll bring us some on his way home.

GoldenGirl11 said...

At this point I'LL take you for ice cream if you all put a lid on the toilet talk.

kevincrumbs said...

Anyone who says they like the shootout is a fucking liar. I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack.

moeman said...

Holy shit! We win!

kevincrumbs said...

Jaro!

moeman said...

GG, dat wuz funny!

chris nilan said...

fuck yeah!!!! do i smell a sens-type winning streak coming up?????

no if you'll excuse me i have to go refill my ether bottle.

kevincrumbs said...

Is this the game that costs Claude Julien his job? Hopefully...

Also, why not go with Sturm in the shootout if you're the Bruins?

Orangeman said...

Wooooooo! Totally unearned!

Ha-lak *clap clap clap* Ha-lak! *clap clap clap*

Longest B losing streak since the 20s. Erection has returned.

moeman said...

The asswipes at anti-CH ask, could the Habs of made a better offer for Kchuk.

kevincrumbs said...

@moeman: To be fair, I think a lot of fanbases are asking that tonight. Always happens after a blockbuster trade.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moe
I feel like we just had a group colonoscopy.

hfotwc said...

sorry kc, but fuck julien, fuck sturm, fuck the bruins, we fuckin win this one out of our asses. yeah!

gillis said...

29 is never watching another game again. don't fuck with a streak

hfotwc said...

i meant litteraly

moeman said...

I love GG's probing comment. Also, GG, you gave us the funny spiralling terlet bowl pic as inspiration.

moeman said...

gillis knows, we cannot allow HF29 to stink up this joint (during game threads).

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moe
Live and learn. Gotta rethink Saturday's rectal exam Photoshop now.

moeman said...

GG, put JM in a Penguin suit.

Also, 192 ...

GoldenGirl11 said...

Tonight was our 7001st point as a team. Can we borrow some to for this year? We can't? Really? Then WTF cares!

moeman said...

Pit Masters! is on ...

HabsFan29 said...

just walked in. SO close to free ice cream!

I'll TRY to go out for dinner in the afternoon over this weekend kids. but im not promising nothing

Moey said...

Well, I guess it was better than a poke in the eye with a stick. They better smarten up for the Pens game.

moeman said...

Ah shit, HF29, come on Bud, give us a 'comment deleted by author'

Sonia said...

Sorry I'm late.

DEATH TO THE BRUINS!!

Oh good, it worked.

Habsfan10 said...

Since 29 can't watch anymore, I'm appointing myself as comment police, and I'm not a soft touch like him. You fuckers aren't getting ice cream on my watch, I don't care if you hit 10,000.

Still, beating the Bruins always puts me in a good mood ... so if you hit 500 on Saturday or Sunday, 29 will personally deliver meth to every commenter in the 514 area code.

moeman said...

So now we're fuckers!? Fuck that shit. I want ice cream. Rocky Road.

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