Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss - Caps game preview and open thread

With apologies to The Who and moeman (especially moe who I think may have used this one before)...

We'll be sighing in our seats
Bulldog children at our feet
And the CHicken that we worshiped is now gone
And our boys who spurred us on
Are playing Ovie, it's all wrong
Fourteen straight, only a shotgun could stop the run

I'll tip my hat to our forwards Lilliputian
Give four weeks to the Pierre revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pierre pick up the phone and play
Not like yesterday
And we'll get on our knees and pray
Pleks will get signed again

The change it had to come
Fire Gainey knew it all along
Bob's been liberated from collapse that's all
But the team looks just the same
Habs' history ain't changed
New Cup banners, may not flown evermore

Need Bulldogs to make big contributions
We'll never know Bob's goalie solution
Smile and grin at the Leafs ranked fifteen
Pick up our sticks and play
Just like yesterday
And we'll get on our knees and pray
Habs don't get schooled again
No, no!

Jacques moved Jaro and his accent aside
If Price happens to be still half alive
He'll still be the Saviour and we'll smile at the sky
But we know that the statistics never lie

Do ya?

[guitar, synth, drums, etc...]

PIEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREE!

No GM on this team
Looks any different to me
As the Bob's been replaced, bye bye bye
And our wingers on the left
Are like our wingers on the right
They're just Bulldogs that were called up overnight

CBC is twenty-nine's institution
Danse à dix is the new prostitution
Smile and grin at the babes all around
Pick up my oven mitt and play
Like Kristin yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
I don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!

[longer guitar, synth, drums, etc...]

PIEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREE!

Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss

279 comments:

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Anonymous said...

GAY, not as much as 29 but gay none the less

Habsfan10 said...

Genius. Eleventy-billion times better than the Super Bowl halftime show, which made me weep and gnash my teeth, then wish The Who had retired when the said they were going to, back when I saw them on their 25th Anniversary "Final Tour" in nineteen-eighty-fucking-nine.

ezzeloharr said...

@anon:
Pretty sure that the guy who posted this was 29.

http://omploader.org/vM2lndA

Habsfan10 said...

Hey, Anonymous:

How about you take your fucking stupidity somewhere else? Christ, you're too fucking chicken to actually sign your name to your shit, so stop wasting everyone's time.

Oh, and methinks you might protest too much, what with all the gay slurs. Not getting enough love in whatever ignoramusville you live in?

DeezHabz said...

Ah les enfants, grand morceau, mais je pense qu'il me laisse un peu déprimé à notre situation

Anonymous said...

when did i use gay as a slur, why would you assume it is a derogatory statement, nice how you came to defend your lover, im jealous. what a bunch of queefs.

CanuckleHead said...

watch price pull the ol' stonewall jackson out of his arse tonight and complicate things even more...
@anon.. if anything you are mildly entertaining, but rest assured that this blog will outlive your childish potshots

Habsfan10 said...

Anonymous:

You're absolutely right. All of your contributions are clearly calling things "gay" as in "carefree" or "happy". Clearly you meant that 29's song was happy and carefree, but not as happy and carefree as 29 himself. And of course when you said 29 looked gay, you obviously were referring to his carefree countenance. How silly of me to mis-read what was simply witty repartee.

Give me a fucking break. You're a fucking twit and post insults like a 12 year old. Crawl back home and tell your lunkhead buddies how awesome it was to slam somebody as an anonymous poster online, hero.

And for the record, 29 is quite capable of defending himself and doesn't need me, but since it's my blog too I feel well within my rights to tell you to GTFO and never come back.

Chester said...

Woa Woa Tabernak .. this is infinitely better than the Stupidbowl. I mean Rodger can't sing anymore and doesn't Pete molest children in his spare time ? I could be wrong. Besides 29 doesn't look gay he looks Norwegian .. you know ... the place with the fiords.

hfotwc said...

I fear Ovie will break Darryl Sittler's record.

Anonymous said...

whoa me thinks me struck a nerve, much like 10 does with 29 when ramming him from behind... i can't wait to tell my friends how witty i am. honestly though i just thought he was cute on that interview and i suck at flirting! xoxox

Anonymous said...

This anonymous dude must be a leafer or sucky Bruins fan.

Anyway, yeah, the Who, once upon a time a great rock band, actually one of my all time favorites. That was a pitiful display Sunday. Please go rest on your laurels Roger and Pete. Keith Moon must still be spinning...

As for tonight, I hope Markov can keep OV8 from embarrassing the BullHabs too much. Price better bring his fucking "A" game tonight.

Have a good evening ladies and gentlemen, I'll keep on eye on the entertaining comments.

the Maritimer

habsss said...

Anon is clearly a caps "fan".

Anyway, I've decided if they win tonight, they'll make the playoffs, if they lose, no playoffs

Habsfan10 said...

"honestly though i just thought he was cute on that interview and i suck at life!"

Fixed, Mr. Hilarious. By the way, Andrew Dice Clay called from 1991, and he wants his terribly unfunny gay jokes back. And buy a fucking capital letter, wouldya? At least then your ignorant ramblings would resemble what us humans call writing.

I'm done with you now. You've wasted enough of my time. (Hey, isn't that what the hooker told you last night?)*

*See, that's an insult, kiddo. Now fuck off.

inthereds said...

Mckenzie @ TSN is saying that Mtl and Chicago are interested in Turco. This since Lehtonen in now a Star which gives them 3 goalies.

Christ! If true and say Price goes, think of the "young, talented, we can keep our shots down and score with our ample speed" kind of fucking Hawks team that would create!

Then maybe judgment can be passed on Price. Because let's face it like it or not the current Habs team is little better than the AHL team from the late 80's to early 90's masquerading as an NHL team.

Anonymous said...

quite the comeback, though im not sure if your insult counts since you had to declare it an insult in the first place, oh and because it was as weak as my hard on for 29. and when you speak of my ramblings are you inferring that i am not a human. if you prick me do i not bleed? if you insult me do i not laugh? your a joke and my posts are the best part of your little blog... now im done with you much like the used condom carelessly discarded after pleasing your beloved 29. xoxox

CanuckleHead said...

I read somewhere the Habs might get Turco for Halak with a few others in the mix to mimic what TO did by getting a seasoned vet to help the rookie monster. I just don't want to lose TFS and see him blossom elsewhere much like the hawks getting rid of Hasek.

This is the reason I can't get any current Hab name on a jersey because the best ones always get traded away.

dwgs said...

On'tday eedfay the olltray.

Watson said...

I think anonymous the troll might be John Mayer.

Anonymous said...

(Hadulf here)

Man, the ears on JM are all wrong. Please edit that. I'm sad to see his flappers missing. However, he looks great with his Habs bling!

Oh, yeah, the game tonight. Much like the Vancouver game, I don't give the Habs much of a chance...and we all know how that one turned out!

WV : enwoo. I don't know. Quick, someone come up with something funny.

Jaybird said...

@ anon - "oh and because it was as weak as my hard on for 29"

You have a hard on for 29? Why the homophobic asshattery then?

You are a piece of shit and I notice you were "first" on both boards. Go read Perez Hilton while I punch your dad out and fuck your sister; Bitch. Also cheer for your Washington Capitals or Pittsburgh Penguins or whatever bandwagon team you choose to follow this year and troll other sites.

Definitely a Leafs fan subbing as a Pengiins fan last year and Caps fan this year.

Anonymous said...

@jaybird, wow your a regular Sherlocke Holmes with a little bit of an anger disorder... "punch my dad out and fuck my sister bitch!" i hope you don't lash out like that when encountered with harmless little insults. You notice i was first... how clever you are hot on the trail. I noticed your a chronic masterbator and you cry when puppy's bark. please tone down the violent threats of your sexual fantasies, don't be mad at me because you have to punch a dude before you can climax. go washington leafguins go

ezzeloharr said...

It's too bad - anon#1 can't even spell.

Still, I have to agree with dwgs:
"On'tday eedfay the olltray", eoplepay.

RealFansofFHF said...

@ Anonymous:

We get it. You didn't get enough attention as a child and it's affected your grammar and also manifests itself in some overtly homophobic behaviour. It's okay. We forgive you.

Now, if you don't mind, all us big gay Habs fans have a game to watch before the big crazy gay sex party so we're gonna go back to our regularly scheduled program of interesting, funny, welcome commenters and ignore your jackassery.

fezworth said...

@HF10, @RealFansofFHF - don't feel the trolls, mes amis.

CanuckleHead said...

I second that RealFansofFHF, btw what time is the party i was late last time.

gillis said...

"your a joke and my posts are the best part of your little blog."

So go ahead and write your own blog about your homophobic thoughts and see how many hits and comments you get there, why the fuck do you have to do it here? Now fuck off.

Habsfan10 said...

@ Fez:

Oh don't worry. When I told Anonymous I was done with him, I was. He's not worth anyone's time, especially when there's a game to get shelled in.

Allons les pantalons!

HabsFan29 said...

7:30 start

500 comments and free meth by 9:30 pm

hfotwc said...

leather or latex tonight?

HabsFan29 said...

S&M nights are Thursdays hfotwc. Wedensday is cuddly bear night.

hfotwc said...

but there is a chance Ovie will give us a real spank

CanuckleHead said...

Hahaha, this could get real interesting especially if our boys pull it out tonight. And no I did not mean the pun but I am keeping it in there regardless.

ezzeloharr said...

@CanuckleHead:

There are at least two puns in your post.

WV: kilies, as in I hope the Habs kilies the Caps tonight.

gillis said...

I really wish they weren't playing the Caps simply because i obviously want the habs to win, but it would be neat to see the caps go for that winning streak record. But don't worry, I know my priorities...

moeman said...

Classic rockin' by 29 and GG.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Thanks Moe.

L Dude said...

Well, fellow FHFers, this is a big night. I'm making sweeping changes.
I'm changing my avatar for this game. I honestly think it will help. I'm going to crack a Guinness for some luck of the Irish, but hopefully O'Vechkin doesn't score - he must be from Northern Ireland. I'm taking my daughter's dream catcher and hanging it from the TV for Carey's sake (to avoid nightmares). And I'm going to try to convince the Mrs. that intermission sex would help the team. Problem being she's almost anti-hockey, so it could be difficult.
Later

LD

HabsFan29 said...

Good news everyone! I'm going out for dinner. Maybe home for the 3rd, but probly not. We can only hope.

have fun without me. Make sure to wear condoms.

Kmaxx said...

Back to the Who for a sec...I was at Exhibition Stadium In Torrona for their first "Farewell Tour", which I believe was 1984 - 60,000 of us told Joe Jackson (dressed and sounding remarkably like our "friend" anonymous) to fuck off and bring on the Who for what was suppossed to be the last time! Why do they keep coming back? They are not even a group any more - they are a duo - a fat, out of touch, over the hill, well past their prime duo. I kept laughing at how Pete's shirt kept getting in the way of his trademark arm swings...and Daltry didn't do any mic swings because as the mic got past his arm, he lost sight of it!

Now then - Go you fuckin Habs Go! Get at least 30 shots on goal and put up a fight and I'll be happy enough.

moeman said...

Sounds like the CBC cutie (Kristin) has got a hot dinner date! Maybe a little oven mitt spankin'?!

Chenny13 said...

Heh, nothing like classic rock and a flame war to get one excited for a hockey game. Although if we're suddenly all gay, does that make it a flamer war? I digress...

Time for TFS to earn his nickname tonight. I would really hate if the team went down hard and it caused the french media to make one big final push for Carey's unceremonious exit from Les Glorieux. I'm not going to hold my breath for a win tonight, but I'll keep the faith.

Go, you fucking Habs!

Moey said...

@L Dude,

You aren't from N'orn Ireland are you? Please say it ain't so!

moeman said...

In honour of 29's TheWhoian classic I will pass the oven mitt to him for tonight's parody. Get spanked oh sideburned one.

moeman said...

Read on some blog that the coolest torch bearer for Friday nights Olympics romp would be The Littlest Hobo. I agree that would be cool. I sense a parody. Maybe tomorrow.

kevincrumbs said...

I swear, if we fucking trade for Turco...

Why would the Stars want Jaro when they just got Kari Lehtonen? Why would Jaro want to go somewhere and not be guaranteed the starting job again?

moeman said...

Why would the Habs want Turco?

Moey said...

@moeman,

I love The Littlest Hobo and I still cry at Lassie movies, even though I know she'll escape the raging river and end up back with Timmy. Don't even get me started on Black Beauty. *sob*

So, any predictions for tonight's game? Because I'm sure they're going to get pulvarized they'll probably beat the Caps.

moeman said...

4-2 Habs. Goats will be called a genius.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Caps 113, Habs 2
Sorry

moeman said...

My fave mammal was Flipper.

moeman said...

GG, the Habs aren't the Washington Generals, that would be the leafs.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Ok, Caps 113, Habs 12

moeman said...

@GG, when does JM pull Price? 13th goal? 111th?

Anonymous said...

Sadly, unless Gomez and Gionta score like sailors in a whorehouse after sea duty, it's going to be a long night.

But, GO HABS GO!! anyway.

the Maritimer

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moe
71st

moeman said...

GG, the Urologist is hurt, no way the Caps bust the Habs ass that hard.

hfotwc said...

and the return of the hometown french canadian ex-hab goalie playing hot right now. Where did I see that senario before, mmmm....

wv: grace. dear fuckin grace, spare us

Moey said...

We're getting McSplooged tonight, I'm playing it safe with a heavy duty full body condom.

moeman said...

Wonder if they make full body oven mitts.

moeman said...

José T ain't in da nets.

lehab said...

Price will play well but its not enough with our injuries and lack of scoring. 4-1 Caps with an empty netter

GoldenGirl11 said...

Hey look! It's a young Elvis Costello with Francis Gagnon on RDS tonight.

L Dude said...

@Moey: Nope to Northern Ireland.
Descended from Cork, about as south as it gets.

hfotwc said...

envoyes les culottes esti!

Number31 said...

Do I watch TSN with Gord Miller/McSplooge hyperventilate?

Or do I kill kittens while listening to Benoit Brunet?

WHAT DO I DO?!

Ah fuck it. I can always make fun of McSplooge.

Oh as a big Turco fan, he would be the BEST mentor for Price. (See Mike Smith). The Stars are as hole-y as the Habs so it wouldn't make a difference to him... And holy crap puck moving goalies up the wazoo! Then again, Habs have no idea how to work with puck moving goalies......

moeman said...

jon loo makes me ill.

Moey said...

@L Dude,

Thank God, some of the most deranged and twisted people to inhabit this planet come from N'orn Ireland. I work with some of them.

County Cork, lovely. Mr. Moey and I did a 5 day driving trip in the south a few years back.

Okay, now to get back to hockey. I'm afraid.

orangeman said...

sonofabitch! None of the online video options are working for me. CJAD is it. I can take solace in the fact that I'll be back in Canada for the home and home with Philly. Beer, nighttime and pizza with hockey as god intended. Last time I was able to watch a game at home the Habs came back from a 5-0 hole.

And it begins!

moeman said...

Mex!

Moey said...

WTF?????

Ronan said...

Who the hell is this team?????

moeman said...

@Ronan,

If Gauthier is nicknamed 'Goat' and we like calling our Habs 'fuckers' is this team The Goat Fuckers?

ezzeloharr said...

Online streaming: http://www.justin.tv/exou_02

fezworth said...

@ezzeloharr - bless you. now i don't have to walk upstairs to my tv.

Orangeman said...

@ezzeloharr: Thanks, but justintv is finicky here.

Orangeman said...

CJAD is fine, but I get a bit tired of the hysterical defence of Price. Everytime a goal is scored on him it's, "They score. PRICE NO CHANCE! NO CHANCE FOR PRICE!" Ok, fine, tell me what the hell happened.

lehab said...

nice ASSist O'Byrne. Might as well shoot it in yourself next time. Oh I forgot you've already tried that

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Orange
Were you in a horrible wallpaper mishap? Just curious.

Orangeman said...

@GG11. That took me a few minutes to figure out. That's a giant circle sticker I stole from a tranny singing room.

Orangeman said...

Shit, is Gorges alive?

hfotwc said...

nooooooo

moeman said...

Incredible.

Ronan said...

Jesus, that looked bad.

Orangeman said...

Just like 10 minutes ago CJAD had to go ahead and say, "Only Gorges and Pleks have played every game this year." I was prepared for decapitation.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Wow that was scary. Lotta blood. How cool that the Caps stood there and banged their sticks when he got up.

Moey said...

I'm gonna barf.

moeman said...

Man if Josh is out for the game, the Caps might just score 112 more. Hope the kid is OK.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Orange
At the Tranny singing room we have at the Cavendish Mall there's nothing to steal except maybe a few stale knishes from Maxi's.

Number31 said...

Gorges NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
;o;

moeman said...

Nice catch GG, Caps were classy.

Moey knows, that was scary and sickening.

moeman said...

Nice words from Mex re:Gorges.

Jaybird said...

Hate to see Josh in that much pain and discomfort. Can we win this game for him? I have good feelings...

Orangeman said...

Glad to hear Josh is ok and that the Caps were cool.

@GG11: Ha! I'll be in Montreal next week so I'll have to check it out.

L Dude said...

No matter what your faith or lack thereof, everybody say a prayer to whom/what ever you wish for Josh. He's very religious. It's the least we can do.

BTW, I just remembered I watched Theo Fleury on OTR the other night and at the end, Landsberg names a bunch of names and asks Theo to say what comes to mind when he hears the name. So he mentions Roman Hamrlik and Theo says "Gutless puke". Anybody know the story behind that one?

kevincrumbs said...

Gauthier: A good guy for running around the Bell Centre, according to McSplooge.

Bob hated running, which led to his downfall.

kevincrumbs said...

Tom Pyatt pots one in for Gorges!

moeman said...

Pyatt! (does he have a nickname?)

Orangeman said...

Woot! Just for you Josh!

Howard said...

Pyatt Earp smokin the bad guys!

kevincrumbs said...

Fucking knew they were going to repond instantly

Orangeman said...

And the award for giving up the most inopportune goals in a season goes to......

Jaybird said...

CBC

Can't Blame Carey

lawyergirl77 said...

Go Pyatt go! All he needs is a fight for his Gordie Howe Hat Trick!

For those watching RDS - what the fuck happened to Pierre? Alain SUCKS as a play-by-play man (but I don't get RDS anymore)

And as I type that... fuck.

kevincrumbs said...

Christ, learn to stay onside.

lawyergirl77 said...

Uh - blame the above post on the NyQuil... I don't get TSN anymore, still have RDS.

Jaybird said...

David Desharnais

Gord Miller Says: Dayarnayeryher


Its like the South Park They took our jobs! episode.

kevincrumbs said...

I'd love to see Darche Vader punch Ovie in the face.

lawyergirl77 said...

@Jaybird - and that's why i don't get TSN anymore!

kevincrumbs said...

WTF? They put Theo in?

GoldenGirl11 said...

Bob didn't like running which led to his downfall? Couldn't they just have gotten him a gopher? I run. I'da gone from JM's office to Kirk's office to... Kirk's office... to Kirk's office. Maybe even as community service.

Ronan said...

I thought D'Ags was useless, but Maxwell has been giving him a run for his money...

kevincrumbs said...

@GG11: I was just putting words into McSplooge's mouth

Boudreau just woke the crowd up by tossing in Theo. Thanks.

Moey said...

The giraffe did good.

moeman said...

@lg77, watching tsn (cannot handle brunet, at all), maybe rds sent pierre houde to VAN2010 coverage?

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Kevin
Oh great. Now you tell me. How am I supposed to get my email/application back that I just sent Gauthier on my running to Kirk's office abilities?

kevincrumbs said...

Metro!

GoldenGirl11 said...

eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth!!!! Metro!!!

moeman said...

Pick up in aisle Métro.

Orangeman said...

Nice! I'll enjoy this for the whole 1.5 minutes until they give one up.

kevincrumbs said...

@Orangeman: Or until they call it back.

kevincrumbs said...

Ruling stands! Goal!

moeman said...

There ya go fuckers!!

Orangeman said...

Holy shit. It's bizaro world!

kevincrumbs said...

Max! Goal!

moeman said...

Whats Russian for sausage?

Orangeman said...

TTTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO

kevincrumbs said...

Seriously, if we can get out of the period without giving up another goal, that'd be a great start.

GoldenGirl11 said...

29, STAY AT DINNER!!! DO NOT RETURN HOME! I REPEAT DO NOT RETURN HOME!!

Moey said...

Again I say, WTF???

McSplooge talks some shite.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Moe
колбаса

Orangeman said...

I'm supposed to be at the 6th grade graduation right now, but I can't tear myself away. I'm a terrible teacher. And person, but that's for another time.

Moey said...

Ovie is a fucktard.

Orangeman said...

I don't have video. What's the concensus on this goal?

moeman said...

Thanks GG.

29, keep that oven mitt and and have a few night Caps.

fezworth said...

What the ever-loving FUCK? You slam a player into the goalie, and they're wiling to call that a hockey goal? What the FUCK?

McSplooge is a fucking idiot. How do you call that a hockey goal? In any, way, shape or form?

kevincrumbs said...

I am confused.

hfotwc said...

cause it's a fuckin penality you Mc Sploogian twitt

fezworth said...

oh, ok... that's better. No goal, fezworth happy.

I have to say though... That was one hell of a hit by Ovie

kevincrumbs said...

"They are incredulous on the Washington bench". TSN then cuts to the Washington bench with the players sitting there, seemingly standing into space.

moeman said...

magwire is still ticked that another Pierre got the Habs GM job.

hfotwc said...

yelling at the tv

fezworth said...

macgwire is really on a special brand of meth tonight

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Orange
You're not at 6th grade grad because you're watching the Habs. It's not like you're hanging out at a tranny singing bar at the cavendish mall or anything. Enjoy.

kevincrumbs said...

Fat Wale looks solid tonight.

moeman said...

Wonder if magwire gets hits meth delivered, for fucking free.

lawyergirl77 said...

Yo, that was so NOT a goal. If it is a goal, then the Sean Averys (Averies?) of this world will simply start checking opposing players into their own goalies... And then join the scrum in front of the net in order to impede the goalie's work. It was the right call to waive the goal off, IMHO (and no, not just 'cause I'm a Habs fan).

That being said, 29 had better stay the fuck out of his house and away from his teevee, dammit!!!!!

moeman said...

Speaking of solid hope Lil'29 is having fun on his dinner date with the cbc cutie.

moeman said...

Pleks!

Goats, sign that fucker, now!

Orangeman said...

Ho. Ly. Sh. It.

kevincrumbs said...

Pleks from SK!

lawyergirl77 said...

w00t!!! Chicken Wing off the Caps and, more importantly, OFF THEODORE!!!

Boo-yah! Damn, that feels fucking good!

Orangeman said...

@GG11: Not at the tranny singing bar in the Cavendish....YET.

moeman said...

magwire is CHanging his tune. Fuck you you hypocrite.

hfotwc said...

I think I'm hallucinating

kevincrumbs said...

Okay, let's not get carried away. There's still twenty minutes left to play. Hopefully JM is aware of that.

Howard said...

I'm stunned!!! Man that SK can pass!

Anonymous said...

The Plekannon

Ronan said...

So THIS is what happens when Martin lets the team play hockey!

moeman said...

Lil'29, do not come home! Take a drive to Hudson and back.

Number31 said...

I'm thinking Neuvirth will be back in the 3rd...? Pens fans nicknamed Theo "Jose Three-or-More" for a reason.

moeman said...

@Ronan, maybe The Goat told JM to let, them, play.

Lil'29, if you are reading this, stay, the, fuck, away. Go to Ripon if you have to.

moeman said...

Man does dave dodge look constipated (and his hair is blue).

Moey said...

McSplooge just blows with his own stinky wind.

@FHF girls, can you imagine waking up to that every morning?

Kill.me.now.

Moey said...

@moeman,

Love Hudson, I feel a Willow's craving coming on.

moeman said...

@Moey, mcsplooge is on the road 364 days a year.

Orangeman said...

Well, the gym is so packed that parents are watching the ceremony via video feed in the classrooms. I walked through everyone and even got a pic with one of the kids. I tried to be there and I have proof now.

Now back to slacking in my office.

moeman said...

Whatever slacking you do Orangeman, keep your pants! on.

HabsFan29 said...

Bad news everyone. I'm home.

Orangeman said...

By the way, a big group of fathers is smoking in the hallway there. This is an elementary school, other classes are still in progress.

kevincrumbs said...

@HF29: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Orangeman said...

@moeman: I can't make any promises. Sometimes my pants have a mind of their own.

moeman said...

29, you better have been out lookin' at new oven mitts.

~~~

dave dodge says Price is pretTENDing, STFU you fucking leaf lover.

Orangeman said...

@HF29: uh, I think you forgot something at the restaurant. Better go get it. Now.

moeman said...

Orangeman, wear a belt! Borrow 29's CHastitty belt if you have to.

HabsFan29 said...

look i figure if the Habs can be up 5-2 on the Caps and Tom Pyatt has 1G 1A, the whole world is upside down tonight. luck doesn't matter

/knocks wood
//strokes lucky rabbit foot
/// strokes lucky oven mitt

moeman said...

Good one O-man. 29, Bar-B-Barn called and said you left some oven mitts and a cbc business card on the table.

boob gainey said...

I hadn't seen Bobby Clarke as an "analyst".

What a fucking wanker.

habsss said...

"Don't feel to bad when the caps win tonight. You're just another stepping stone."

Comment made to me by a caps fan. I haven't responded yet. I'm waiting until the end of the game. Come one Habs, keep it up so I wipe that smug little smile off his face.

moeman said...

@OvenMitt29, been a while someone typed knock wood around these parts.

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Orange
Let me know. I'll meet you there after my mall walking with bubby.

Moey said...

This full body condom is getting tighter, I had to roll off the sofa on to the floor. I'm gonna live dangerously and take my chances for the third.


Ahhh...that feels better, almost as good as taking off your ski boots at the end of the day.

HabsFan29 said...

ok ok, im on my way back to the restaurant

Number31 said...

Why is Bobby Fucking Clarke on TSN? And considering neither goalie has bitched about their situation, that's crap reporting. Well, Jaro's agent seems to be the only one with a problem... But considering the Flyers and their goalie problems, he's got a lot of nerve.

And Boudreau can stop bitching too while I'm ranting. His fucking divers can stop diving.

Orangeman said...

The beginning of the end? I have no faith.

kevincrumbs said...

Uh oh...

moeman said...

Fuck.

moeman said...

tsn pulls Clarkie out of the meth balls when their other ANALysts are on the road. Also, darren fucking pang your head into the wall ain't much better.

Gino Tomac said...

Habs are playing awesome, yadda yadda...

More importantly, I just watched the CBC clip of 29. I think I saw a bunk bed in the shot. I'm surprised they didn't interview you in front of your poster for "Big."

Just teasing...it's too easy. Bless your humor.

By the way, WV is fultiou, which I'm sure is also the name of your Ikea table.

kevincrumbs said...

Nice moves by SK.

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moeman said...

Gino T drops in with some good shit.

moeman said...

@fez, can you picture 29 walking into Wanda's with oven mitts?

boob gainey said...

Brodeur does it to us again: gives up a 2 goal lead to the Flyers.

kevincrumbs said...

If we can cash in on this PP, it'd go a long way towards not making us nervous.

moeman said...

Haven't been listening but are the pure wool media hacks still pissing on Small Tits?

moeman said...

Does 200 still = ice cream?

boob gainey said...

Sergei is playing well. Well done Guy Boucher.

moeman said...

Holy shit tsn just said that 29 kidnapped Niewverth (sic?).

Orangeman said...

Fuck you Brodeur. Until next week, when it becomes "Go Brodeur GO!"

But it's
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO

everyday.

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