Thursday, August 23, 2007

Kovalev Involved in Motorcycle Accident; Ability to Float Still Intact

Alex Kovalev was involved in some sort of motorcycle accident yesterday. From the report, it is unclear what happened:
Kovalev flew to the town on his own plane to visit one of his fans, and while there he managed to damage a Harley Davidson motorcycle that belonged to the mayor.

Kovalev was uninjured and says he is paying for the repairs.

I really don't understand. Did his plane hit the motorcycle? Did the mayor lend him his hog then he crashed it? Did Kovalev give the bike a vicious elbow like he did to Darcy Fucker in the photo above?

Maybe this brush with death will make him realize how precious life is, and he will play every shift as if it was his last. Hahahahaha, I kill me.


Habsfan10 said...

Kovalev also claimed Carbo gives preferential treatment to the French motorcycles.

Senators Lost Cojones said...

Ben Roethlisberger still thinks Kovalev's a panty-waisted girly man.

Jordi said...

Bloody hell, I forgot Kovalev was still alive. Though, optimistically speaking, maybe this could fix his charleyhorse.