Rich Tocchet has been sentenced to 2 years probation on assorted gambling charges stemming from the NHL's gambling scandal that was totally lame-ass compared to the NBA's mobbed-up refs and the NFL's puppy-killers. He probably won't go to jail at all. Shit, Gretz will probably have him back behind the bench in time for the Yotes to fight for a playoff spo- er, to fight to stay out of the West basement.
Meanwhile, Janet Jones Gretzky continues to lay two-team parlays with impunity. When are her breasts going to get he punishment they deserve???