Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The Morning Skate for Wednesday, August 29

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares you were Miss South Carolina....

  • The FHF is still in shock after its darling from Quebec accepted an offer to skate with the Philadelphia Flyers...that's right, Patrick Lebeau who played for the Habs (we have all had orgasms that lasted longer than his stint in Montreal) has been invited to join the Philly training camp.
  • Speaking of La Belle Province, many players from Chez Nous are getting together for skating drills, pick-up hockey and off-ice training in Rosemere, a northern suburb of Montreal. They won't play here, but they'll practice here. At least it's a start.
  • The troops are amassing on the Blueshirt Bulletin front. PLEASE STAY TUNED....
  • Patrick Lebeau made The Morning Skate, for the love of God please let the season start.

We think HF29 may have been eaten alive by bears and rabbits. We have heard nothing since his famous last words, "I hope they have strip clubs in the woods". We fear the worst.

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