Tuesday, July 08, 2008

I get many moneeeys!!!

Mentreal right choose when they give me money. I meke many hackey saves more than golie Cari. Beeeautifoul blond woman behind coach Carboner will facking mee for sure now.

10 comments:

Habsfan10 said...

Jaro lives, and returns to Montreal (or possibly facking Hemeltin). And there is much rejoicing!

He's a good little goalie too, so that's a bonus.

HFF33 aka Panger said...

Mac Danis iz on 2-way cantrac, and will play in Hemiltin een front of uglies weemen. Jaro seez 'you see one Danis, you sees dem all!'

OK, I suck at the Jaro impersonation.

Oh HF4, where are thou???

ironchefrick said...

contract make my penis go to my pads....

moeman said...

Two very good Gmen for a total of $1.6M in 2008-09. Nice.


Also, a hot babe pic would be nice.

HFF33 aka Panger said...

@moeman - for some reason the cap hit on "Cari" is $2,2M. I don't know why, maybe a signing bonus.

moeman said...

p76, I did not know that. Thnx for the update.

Does that throw the Mats ( aka summer teeth) $igning in jeo-party?

Also, more hot babe pics SVP!

Anonymous said...

Habs still have $8.6MM in cap space, but still have to sign Gorges and O'Byrne. Getting tight if they want to sign Mats too.

Anonymous said...

I can't decide whether my joy at this signing is because Halak is a "good little goalie" (tm HF10 and true dat), or rather because this means that we get more Jaro posts at FHF.

I suspect it's the latter. Heh.

Baroque said...

As soon as I saw Halak was signed I knew he would be posting here!

Especially good since you sponsor him at Hockey-Reference. :)

Heather said...

The "Jaro Speak" posts are quite possibly the funniest things I've read, ever. Bravo.