Monday, May 19, 2008

Morning Sabra Skate for 14 Lyaar 5768

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of converting dates from a Gregorian to a Hebrew calendar...

  • Team Canada does a great Montreal Canadiens impersonation and blows a 2-goal lead in the second half of the third period and loses the gold medal in overtime thanks to Ilya "R.J" Kovalchuk.
  • Sid the Kid fast tracks himself into the Stanley Cup Finals as the Pens do what the Habs shoulda did, but didn't do none.
  • Dark clouds gathering over the cottage in Dallas owned by the Little Fuckity, see above.
  • HF29 has given the most inspiring speech ever to members of the Knesset, moving all to tears. A historical peace agreement is promptly signed and peace has been restored in the Middle East after 60 years of infighting.
  • FHF moves its headquarters to Jericho.

We gotta pack our suitcases, for the move to Jericho and all.

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