Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Morning Sabra Skate for 16 Iyyar 5768

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of an all-English final in Moscow...

  • Retro time on TSN as their site looks back on the Penguins of old.
  • Bulls cash in on their 1.7% chance of landing the first pick in the draft, and land the first pick. Bulls exec V.P. Jim Paxon also finds Jimmy Hoffa in the trunk of his car.
  • HF29 was spotted roasting kebabs in Jaffa. It is rumoured that he has quit his job to pursue a lifelong dream of shishkebabing and shishkebabe-ing.
  • Go Chelsea. That'll be all.
  • Its Iyyay. Not Lyaar, cause spelling it that way would make me a Lyaar. Todah, Nu.

Is it 5768 already? Man I could have sworn 5764 was only yesterday.

1 comment:

Rips it, scores! said...

Chelsea have played like complete excrement, should be 3-0 down and yet somehow, miraculously, they're level at 1-1 with 53 minutes gone. Their goal was straight from the Keystone Cops.

Enjoyable game so far.