- Hey look, an actual hockey game! Wings take the West Conf opener 4-1. The Little Fuckity-Fuck was in the sin bin when the Wings got their 3rd goal to put the game out of reach in the second. Happy happy joy joy;
- In the Double Eye, Team Canada escapes with their lives with a 2-1 win over... Norway? Really?
- Flyers may be screwed, with D Kimmo Timonen missing the rest of the playoffs;
- Prized Swedish free agent Fabian Brunnstrom chooses Dallas over a small group of teams that included Montreal. I'd say I was disappointed, but did we really want a player named Fabian?
We declare the mourning period over as of sunset tonight. Bring on the UFA period!