Saturday, May 03, 2008

Pulling Out All the Stops for the (Potential) Last Game Preview and Open Thread

I have been saving this stripper six-pack for a special occasion. The game where we needed all the help we could get. Well, that game is now. Win or go home. Do or die. Backs against the wall. My god, I've become a cliché-ridden sportswriter. Fuck that shit. You know we just gotta play 'em one game at a time, and the good Lord willing, things will work out. Wait, what?

Waiting in line details - 7 PM, bla bla bla.

Really nice Flyers fans who would never do stupid shit - The fine bloggers of Flyers. Femme, eager to go psycho, Flyers Goal Scored By, and Cuseadelphia.

Hot sexy Habs to watch - hmmm, hmmm, uh, Koivu is working hard. The blonde who sits behind Carbo.

Hot sexy Flyers to watch - all of 'em, with Marty Biron and Danny Brière at the top of the list. We're losing 3-1, in case you didn't notice.

Skanky Habs to watch - a long list, but my focus is on Kovalev. Where the fuck has he been this series since a decent Game 1? The only time I've heard his name is in relation to the phrase "loses the puck." By extension, the Habs PP blows;

Tragically, Cedric Desjardins injured his groin (at Club Downtown) and won't play - Price gets the start. Can he earn back the TFS(tm) tag?

Carbo tries to coach, simply reverts back to old form - besides the always big move of pulling a tie off a tie rack, Carbo comes up with these lines for tonight - the old Danse à Dix Line, the old SlowGreekBang line, Koivu-Higgins-Little Tits, and the rest (SwissLaLa). Man, I am going to be pissed when Ryder pots 40 for some Southern team next year.

Stupid factoids of the week that may only interest Peter King - Habs have only "led" a game in this series once, when we scored in OT of Game 1. The last NHL team to come back from a 3-1 deficit was in fact the Habs in 2004 against Boston. The double-shot non-fat latté at the Dallas-Fort Worth Airport Starbucks is terrible.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment - if the Habs are eliminated, we're going on a drunken meth-fueled rampage through the strip clubs of Montreal like you wouldn't believe. Be sure to catch the arrest and arraignment on your late local news.

Maybe for the last time, let's hear your dirty, dirty thoughts in the comments.

184 comments:

moeman said...

As much as I want a steak and a bj after a win tonight, I hope the Habs don't blow this series and get summarily blown thereby leading to an ass bounding by the media humpers. I am watching the game sans culottes ce soir.

HabsFan29 said...

that comment doesn't blow moeman. this weather sucks. Habs are fucked tonight. i'm screwed without my meth

fezworth said...

29, Point of order: Scoring in OT doesn't actually constitute a 'lead', does it? As soon as the puck crosses the line, the game is over. Therefore, the actual number of seconds that the Habs have been in the lead this series is:

0.

moeman said...

Despite foreplay being lotsa anxious fun the Habs have got to go straight to the action shots and score. I don't care if its a messy goal through the five hole. I also expect them to reload and go hard again and yes the cheap hookering Flyers will go down.

moeman said...

Worked like crazy today (if I was a butcher I woulda typed 'I pounded meat all day', so tonight I'm enjoying the company of three delightful and tasty refreshments; Hoegaarden, Artois and a nice Belgian Blonde. ScooCH over Leffe and hold the camera steady Stella.

HabsFan29 said...

@fez. hmm i think that's a valid point. I have edited the post to put quotes around "led". either way, that stat blows

alright 2 hours before game time seems like the perfect time to start drinking

Anonymous said...

considering the situation we are in... 2 hours before game time seems like the perfect time to pass out drunk

Anonymous said...

If you do wind up going on a rampage for the ages, make sure that you keep control of the book and movie rights.

But I hope it will be entirely unnecessary tonight, because the Canadiens will win and send the series to a game six.

Montreal: Please, guys. Don't shoot right at the goaltender and make him look like a Vezina winner. I've seen enough of that crap from the Red Wings in the playoffs a few years ago, and it makes your fans depressed and drug-addled. Make him move and shoot around the goaltender if he won't get out of the way!

themindset said...

We dominated them all year, we have outplayed them in the series.. If there ever was a team well positioned to come back from 3-1 this is it. Faith. And meth, freebase stylez.

HabsFan29 said...

is this game over yet?

moeman said...

Off go the pants.

offspace said...

god I hate PJ Stock

Rips it, scores! said...

Y'all ready for this?
*dance music plays*


@offspace: Join the club. We're always looking for new members.

moeman said...

Members? Is there a satin jacket?

HabsFan29 said...

@all members of the PJ Stock haters club - our first annual meeting takes place during the 2nd intermission. BYOB

HabsFan29 said...

the meth is helping ease the pain of this painful Metallica cover on CBC

HabsFan29 said...

hey, it was Bif Naked? I may re-evaluate. i've got a thing for her

Rips it, scores! said...

@moeman: Indeed there are, as well as specialised PJ Stock dartboards with ground-to-air missiles as darts.


About tonight, I actually have a good feeling. I BELIEVE. Carbo has his tie ready, how can we lose?

Seriously though, I think that we'll be going back to Philly for game 6.

offspace said...

God I hate Cherry more, can't find any RDS, have to watch Verus over the net. Can't RDS at least have an english login so I can pay for what I what. Go Pants Go!

moeman said...

That pj dartboard better be oversized (like his head) cuz da beer she is being swilled.

HabsFan29 said...

stop with the anthem booing dickwads

Baroque said...

Does BYOB = Bring Your Own Brain?

Because it sounds like PJ forgot his. :)

Baroque said...

Why do we even sing anthems before athletic competitions, anyway? We don't sing them before movies or theatre performances or religious services or anything. I wonder where the habit started?

Here we go....

HabsFan29 said...

this is it kids! let's enjoy these final moments

Rips it, scores! said...

At least we can laugh at Cherry's ramblings, especially when Ron McLean starts giving him "WTF" looks. Stock doesn't even have that, the gimp.

PS: I'm going to say it now, I like Bob Cole. Pity he's getting on, it;s definitely showing. :-(

moeman said...

In pj's case its Bring Your Own Bib.

offspace said...

PJ or Cherry have brains. Cherry can't count can he, five or sex players?

moeman said...

RDS baby!

Nno cherry, no cole, no millen, no pants.

Baroque said...

I just hope Cherry doesn't disappoint in the wardrobe department - usually I have to call my mom and tell her to turn on CBC so she can see what eyesore he decided to inflict on the viewing public, but last game I saw he just had on a black and white windowpane plaid. Boring!

Oddly enough, PJ was the name of the contractor who broke up my uncle's marriage by having an affair with his then-wife.

HabsFan29 said...

decline!

offspace said...

lucky to anything more than cjad over the net in germany here, at least the beer is cold and good. PP Goal for Habs! Come on Boys!

moeman said...

Breezerpalooza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

offspace said...

breezer!!

Rips it, scores! said...

Je t'aime, Breezer.

Baroque said...

"Canadiens get a power play goal."

I don't understand that at all - what language is that in?

moeman said...

Tipped by Pleks the Penetrator!

Rips it, scores! said...

Je t'aime, Breezer.

orangeman said...

Breezermania!

moeman said...

Je t'aime, Breezer.

NTTIAWWT!

Rips it, scores! said...

@offspace: I'm in the same boat re: streaming. Thank God for the Versus & CJAD streams, allows me to watch the Habs in Ireland, something I didn't think I'm be able to do when I moved back here from Montreal last September.

Rips it, scores! said...

@moeman: NTTIAWWT. Zuh?

moeman said...

Where are we all posting from?

Moi = Gatineau

HabsFan29 said...

@rips it - Not That Theres Anything Wrong With That. though when you write it three times...

@moeman - Downtown Mtl. 6 blocks from the Bell Centre

Baroque said...

I'm in Michigan.

Rooting for a Detroit - Montreal Original Six Stanley Cup Final - come on, boys, your turn to win a series now.

offspace said...

another fucking post

Rips it, scores! said...

I was against increasing the size of the goal.......until this series, that is.

Post #1 tonight. *sigh*

orangeman said...

Another post. Jeez...

From Seoul here.

offspace said...

kassel, germany

higgins is so snake-pitted

moeman said...

baroque knows, DET v. MTL would be fun. The NHLs two classiest teams. Original 6. No West coast time zone to keep us up late at night. Two European Captains to keep don cherry up at night.

moeman said...

breezerpalooza in reverse, again. eesh.

Rips it, scores! said...

@hf29: F**king Blogger told me that it hadn't been posted! Dang technology! Thanks for letting mew know what the abbreviation means, btw.


@moeman: I'm Irish born and bred, from Co. Sligo in the north west. I lived in Montreal between 2005 & 2007 before moving back to finish college.


These breaks are killing us......couldn't fault Price there. Damn Umberger.

orangeman said...

Can one bounce go our way? Just one?

offspace said...

yeeeesssss!!!

moeman said...

Laps!

Rips it, scores! said...

The PERFECT response!!!

orangeman said...

And as I type that...

offspace said...

go pants go!!

HabsFan29 said...

i cant type fast enough

moeman said...

Originally from the Kitchener area, moved to Ottawa in 1979. Habs fan since 1968.

grrrreg said...

hi there. Trying to follow the game from France.
(but this versus feed is shitty as hell)

offspace said...

can't we catch a break?

Rips it, scores! said...

That was a stupid hook.

@grrrreg: it was a bit choppy for me at first but it's been smooth here for quite a while now.

HabsFan29 said...

i cant enjoy anything for 2 minutes

offspace said...

Finaly going to the net, baby.

Rips it, scores! said...

@hf29: "i cant enjoy anything for 2 minutes"

There's an obvious joke here but I'm too classy to say it. :-p

HabsFan29 said...

quite a period

moeman said...

Good 20 minutes. Need a Better 2nd and save the Best for the 3rd.

orangeman said...

Love how the Habs are playing. Throw it on net, crash the goalie. The result: an ugly goal off Kovy's skate. Not to mention Pleks' first tip in. You don't need them all pretty, boys. Just get 'em in.

kristin said...

sheesh....who knew all it took was going to the net to make Marty look so bad?

moeman said...

A nice baroque suit jacket.

offspace said...

verus is just as bad as cbc.

HabsFan29 said...

@rips it - heh

so to sum up - Montreal, Gatineau, Michigan, Ireland, France, Germany, South Korea, and somewhere Jeff in Hong Kong does coke. that says something i guess. won't mean shit when we lose the series eventually

HabsFan29 said...

and Kirstin in Philly woo! finally Habs go to the net. fucking miracle

Baroque said...

Detroit - Montreal:

All one timezone, no history of goonery, two skating Original Six teams, and best of all...

Captains from Finland and Sweden, so whoever wins, Cherry's head would explode - and that might be as ugly as that floral LSD nightmare he is wearing.

Plus the bloggers could avoid wasting time arguing about which fans are more neurotic and get right down to fretting about which team is going to collapse first. :)

moeman said...

heh @ hf29

Habs can and will make the comeback.

Also, original hometown Kitchener Rangers and new hometown Gatineau Olympiques are playing the good hock-hock.

moeman said...

Next goal is keerooshal.

Nadine said...

HF29: See, I'm telling you...Washington Capitals, 'kay?

We have to do things the hard way. Though it is nice to see our resident former-Pittsburgher still finding his way onto the board on a completely regular basis.

Rips it, scores! said...

@nadine: Question - What's the deal behind Philly's "Vengeance" playoff theme?

HabsFan29 said...

@Nadine - yeah, thx, I appreciate the thought. but you will still win eventually

Nadine said...

@Rips it...

It's not our playoff theme. It was this season's theme. Y'know, since we spent last season as a permanent vacation in the league basement.

I, personally, HATE it.

moeman said...

There's that 3rd goal baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nadine said...

@HF29: Dude, it's my night to be pessimistic and yours to be happy.

orangeman said...

Higgins? Who is this Higgins you speak of? I haven't heard of him.

See, Biron really isn't that good.

HabsFan29 said...

FINALLY Biron exposed a little at least

Baroque said...

"Vengeance" does seem like a pretty odd theme - it isn't as though the rest of the teams got together and planned for the Flyers to be horrible.

Still, I wonder if it is possible to come up with a theme for a season or playoffs that isn't lame. I haven't heard of one yet for any team that doesn't have some level of stink.

Big PK here after taking a two goal lead.

Rips it, scores! said...

Yes!!! Now keep us the intensity guys. Don't let them have a second to settle down.

Komisarek elbow.....ugh.

HabsFan29 said...

again i'll say it (with no sexual innuendo), i cant enjoy anything for 2 minutes!

Rips it, scores! said...

Cheers Nadine.

5 on 3......pretty horrible call.

orangeman said...

That's the silliest penalty call I've ever seen. But it'll be huge when they kill this off.

moeman said...

hf29, there's your 2 minutes of pleasure!

HabsFan29 said...

@Rips it - you win the "best use of the clickable link" so far

orangeman said...

GO HABS GO! That's it kids, be loud, be proud. Lord, I miss Montreal.

Rips it, scores! said...

That goal.......


wat?

HabsFan29 said...

man this is taking forever

Baroque said...

Black puck, black glove, maybe slight deflection...that's tough to see.

Rips it, scores! said...

Can't complain tbh. All came from Price not controlling the glove save after he gave up the rebound immediately before that.

moeman said...

meh, not inconclusive, enough. Cube should've punched richards in the head.

orangeman said...

If I hear any more complaints about the officiating from Phlyer Phans or Philly media, I will implode. Not saying either way, but there is obviously no specific love for Montreal.

HabsFan29 said...

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

(and those all caps were no mistake)

orangeman said...

How can Price not have that post covered. How does the D let that happen to begin with?

Rips it, scores! said...

Captain Jean Luc Picard's thoughts on the last five minutes.

Baroque said...

unbefuckinglievable

orangeman said...

Ha-lak! Ha-lak!

Stop the bleeding. Unbelievable.

Rips it, scores! said...

Bye bye baby, baby goodbye....

orangeman said...

So, they ruled Richards didn't touch the puck with his glove, but he's credited with the goal?

Uh-huh.

HF29 - 'cause Matt's not here I will write we are witnessing the collapse said...

mind boggling

Baroque said...

And why someone didn't poison Umberger during intermission I can't figure out.

HabsFan29 said...

20 minutes and we're out of our misery

moeman said...

Price hasn't been stellar but the D has collapsed. 20-12 SOGs after taking a 3-1 lead?

offspace said...

what the hell is going on?

Habsfan10 said...

Hi folks, was only watching, trying not to post (since early in the year I noticed when I posted during the game the Habs seemed to lose ... well , like it fucking matters now!)

I can't believe they are getting killed by RJ FUCKING UMBERGER. I can't believe how much of a fucking train wreck that last ten minutes was. Price should have had all three of those, but none of them should have fucking happened.

Based on that period, they deserve to go home, and frankly, I hope they do. I'm that pissed. That period was A FUCKING ABOMINATION. Sorry, folks, but fuck them. I love them, but I'm FUCKING DISGUSTED.

Habsfan10 said...

FUCK! FUCKING FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK!!!

grrrreg said...

Wow, what a weird period. Higgins finally scores, they kill a 3 on 5, and then this...

Umberger is possessed. It's just so fucking annoying to know that he'll return to his mediocre player status just after this series is over.

HabsFan29 said...

10 don't hold back say what you really feel

orangeman said...

Does Price have gambling debts? A drug problem? Do the Flyers have pics of him in compromising positions with little boys? Do the Flyers have the answers to all of these problems? It looks like he wants to lose.

No free pass for the rest of the team, but there's no question that Price should have had all three of those. And almost all of the other ones from the other games.

I expect Montreal ties it, only to give it up within the last 3 minutes.

Matt D said...

Hey, remember when RJ Umberger was most famous for being comatose on YouTube? I miss those days.

Seriously, though, if Brian Campbell can give this guy brain damage, how hard can it be? Brian Campbell is not exactly Scott Stevens. I think DOOM needs to give the guy another brain omelette. Preferably a week ago.

Oh, and I'm watching from Ottawa, trying to make myself feel better with the knowledge that the Sens have been golfing for weeks. It ain't working, though. I'm drinking to forget at this point.

Baroque said...

It's like that second Flyers goal went in and they started playing with all the coordination of some of the less disciplined species of poo-flinging primates.

They still had a one-goal lead and could have just collected themselves, kept playing the way they were before instead of RESUMING SHOOTING THE PUCK DIRECTLY AT THE GOALTENDER'S CHEST WITH NO SCREEN, instead of falling apart like cheap toilet paper in a rainstorm.

Damn it to hell.

fezworth said...

Pants. Go hockey.

Sorry, just doing that for the last time.

Fuck. Shite. Schieze. Tabarnak.

Rips it, scores! said...

Price starts the third period.


......yay?

Habsfan10 said...

Alright, I'm fine now.

Fucking Biron.

Go hockey?

moeman said...

18 minutes to go.

moeman said...

WoW!

Baroque said...

Is Andrei the older or younger Tits?

Not.

Dead.

Yet.

Rips it, scores! said...

Nice goal but it's difficult to feel excited, knowing how the Habs are playing in their own zone.

orangeman said...

And the countdown is on until they blow this. 5...4...3...2...

moeman said...

... and here I was about to put my pants back on.

HabsFan29 said...

they're such a tease. it won't last

moeman said...

AK46 is older than the younger, firmer sometime more uplifted Tits.

Rips it, scores! said...

Philly looks dangerous every time they cross the half-way line.

moeman said...

rips knows, as soon as the puck is in the Habs zone its freakin' horrible.

Rips it, scores! said...

DON'T sing the ole song, Habs fans! Damn your eyes!

Habsfan10 said...

Hey, who put the Red Bull in Plek's water bottle tonight? He looks much better.

And I was going to mention this way earlier, but Little Tits needs to fucking shoot more. He's passing up shots in the slot to feed Frankie B??

moeman said...

Our boys look like the Habs of 2006. Playing scared.

Baroque said...

I swear, I'm going to cross the border sans passport, go to Montreal, and kick the first male Habs fan I see in the nuts for singing ole too soon during the entire series.

Rips it, scores! said...

The Habs defence is scarily weak.

On a lighter note, the name of the goalie for my local soccer team is Richard (Dick) Brush. Just putting that out there.

HabsFan29 said...

ah the first RDS "if game 6 is necessary" promos for tomorrow. no jinx there

moeman said...

Wow @ Price!

Baroque said...

The Montreal defense should be rated "not suitable for viewing by children or those with weak stomachs."


Good lord, Montreal power play.

r said...

Habs PP. How many breakaways will the Phlyers have on it? I say 2.

Great stop by Price, btw.

Rips it, scores! said...

The poster "r" above is me. Stupid Blogger.

HabsFan29 said...

first time ive heard Gui!'s name in 3 games i think

Rips it, scores! said...

Post #2 of the night.

orangeman said...

Wow another post. I'm shocked. Really.

I remember when a Habs PP actually meant something.

Sigh.

Habsfan10 said...

Ryder would have buried it!

Rips it, scores! said...

Habs have hit the goal frame 8 times this series, according to Versus.

moeman said...

Gurgle.

Rips it, scores! said...

3:04 left in the Hab's season, boys and girls.

HF29 - the collapse has to be complete by now said...

FUCK

orangeman said...

I'd like to draw everyone's attention to my post above saying Habs will tie it but blow it with 3 minutes left. I was 4 seconds off. Close enough.

Habsfan10 said...

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKES. Put us out of our fucking misery.

Baroque said...

They still have a chance - as long as they don't get any power plays, anyway.

moeman said...

Time to shave my beard.

Baroque said...

Ah, who am I kidding. They aren't playing well enough defensively at all.

Poop.

Poop.

Poop.

HabsFan29 said...

well it's been fun kids

Habsfan10 said...

I hope Carbo burns that fucking tie.

orangeman said...

It's not that they lost. It's how they lost.

Price is the future of this franchise?

See ya next year.

Rips it, scores! said...

It;s been a good season overall, folks. BIG off season coming up.

moeman said...

Great regular season and hopefully lessons learned in the playoffs.

The Flyers are not a likeable team so no kudos from this Habs/hockey fan.

Go Pens. Go Sid. Go Wings. Go hockey.

Bonsoir mes ami(e)s Bonsoir.

HabsFan29 said...

the Flyers may not be so likable but good luck to Nadine and Kirstin

alright i need an NBA team to root for now

Habsfan10 said...

@orangeman: Exactly. How they lost hurts more than the fact that they lost.

Great season, all. Thanks for hanging out with us, and keep stopping by all summer!

moeman said...

Trudat hf29, no disrespect to the fans, hopefully none taken.

Sour end to a sweet season.

Here's hoping the 100th is an even better one.

Rips it, scores! said...

Giving up a 3-1 lead in a must win game in the playoffs.....horrible.

Still, great strides have been made this season. There is clearly a lot of work to do before this team can become a real contender but let's not forget what most of our thoughts and hopes were back in September.

Disappointed? Yes. Hopeful? Definitely.

Peace out, y'all.

Baroque said...

heavy sigh

The hazards of cheering for more than one team are that you risk twice as much anguish.


Well, at least I can still cheer on Detroit against whichever southern heathen wins the San Jose - Dallas series. There are still plenty of seats on the Stress Train at least.

Rips it, scores! said...

Oh, and congratulations to Philadelphia. Best of luck for the rest of the playoffs.

grrrreg said...

It hurts, but honestly habs did not deserve to win this series.

Getting the first place in the eastern conference bossted everyone's expectations for the playoffs, so of course it's fucking disappointing, but we must not forget what they've accomplished, and the promises we've seen this season.

good night.

umberger is one ugly dude said...

I want to puke. Up 3-1, then give up three shit goals.
I've never seen a team get so many lucky bounces in one seris as the Flyers, christ, what a nightmare.
Great season all things considered, but we need to get a 2-3 new wingers, some puck moving D and some size.
Hope Price learns how to use his glove in the off-season.

HabsFan29 said...

@Rips it - your Trek photos have kept my spirits up. Ke-plah

just an unpleasant end though. that's annoying

let the Cedric Desjardins era begin!

Rips it, scores! said...

@hf29: Sweet Star Trek eases the pain.


Let's see what Monsieur Gainey et al have planned for the next five months. Fine months.... :-(

Araev16 said...

Good season kids. Now if you can all concetrate your positive energy on the Pens, so that we can ensure that there is no Cup in Ribeiro's future.

Go with the lesser evil is my motto now.

Montréaliste1 said...

I go shave now. Its been an amazing season. The Tits, Kovy back on top, Baby Jesus Price...

Thank you guys for feeding us all wit ur amazing blog.

Hopeful for the future. Lets hope Big Tits doesnt go back to Russia...

Drink. Trink. Go pants.

K-Mart said...

so i actually got to watch this game today (hockey in HD is amazing). i was certain that the flyers were gonna lose when they went down 3-1, but as soon as that richards goal went in, i could tell price was losing his confidence again... he should have stopped all three of those goals in the second period, they weren't anything special... umberger's first goal was so pretty though... now i just gotta hope that the habs were better than the penguins.

also- i gotta give credit to the habs fans. they didn't leave the building when upshall scored with 3 minutes left, and they cheered their team off the ice instead of booing and chucking things at the flyers. after the fake fans in washington reacted that way, it was nice to see the habs fans behave a bit better.

kristin said...

@k-mart: yeah, it was nice to see Carter not got hit with shit during the postgame interview.

I'm still really too stunned to say much more. I was looking forward to games 6 and 7...

Rips it, scores! said...

I have money on San Jose to win the cup (I also had money on the Habs and we all know how that turned out). If (when) they are eliminated, I'm rooting for the Pens, if only because I know one Red Wings fan and he's an enormous douche.

K-Mart said...

@kristin

i just had the sinking feeling that we were going to lose the series if we didnt win tonight. but it looked like they really wanted it tonight. stat of the night: shots on goal- habs 35, flyers 37. i think that's the first time since game 5 of the previous series that they've outshot the opponent

K-Mart said...

@rips
trust me, pens fans are bigger douches.

Rips it, scores! said...

@k-mart: A Flyers fan that says Pens fans are douches, shocking. :-p

Seriously though, I'll support anyone who plays Detroit, whether it's the Flyers or the Pens. I think the Pens will have a better chance if they get through.

Congrats again. It's been a great season for you guys.



Price sounds choked up on CJAD.

DC said...

I'm getting fucking hammered right now, so I just thought I'd type my thanks to you guys for a great blog before I can't see the keyboard anymore.

Much as it pains me, now I want the my B (and local) team Rangers to tank it tomorrow so the Pens are rested enough to wipe out the Flyers quick. The couple of Pens fans I know are nice guys so I won't feel bad about that.

Fuck RJ Umberger for becoming the second coming of John Druce. And fuck John Druce wherever he is.

lawyergirl77 said...

Well, fuck.

That is all.

Rips it, scores! said...

Et tu, Boreanaz?

From nhl.com

Zwirb said...

Oh well. It's been a fun ride. And it's only the end of Year 1 of the FHF era. Go hockey, long dead the king, and may the pants be with you.

Danny Briere said...

Your entire fanbase boos a player every time he touches the puck because he didn't sign with your team. HES NOT EVEN FROM MONTREAL, hes from Gatineau, and still Canadiens fans act like a five year old in the toy store after they didn't get what they want. Anyways, stop crying, go set some police cars on fire and hit the links, YOUR DONE!

matt - the collapse is complete. said...

The collapse is complete. Can't believe they were up 3-1 tonight and lost, just brutal.

Funny to see a Flyers fan make fun of Habs fans for booing. I have seen Flyers fans boo their own team when they were up 4-1 and weren't trying hard enough....


Anyways, fuck..........

HabsFan4 said...

"Your entire fanbase boos a player every time he touches the puck because he didn't sign with your team. HES NOT EVEN FROM MONTREAL, hes from Gatineau, and still Canadiens fans act like a five year old in the toy store after they didn't get what they want. Anyways, stop crying, go set some police cars on fire and hit the links, YOUR DONE!"

+ 1$, to make sure this jackass never makes it on stage.

Bald Headed Geek said...

Found your blog through The Gazette's "Habs inside and out" section and absolutely love it. I live in the belly of the beast (a/k/a just outside Philadelphia), but am originally from Montreal and remain a diehard Habs fan. The abuse I am taking right now is unbelievable; as I am finding out the hard way, the only thing worse than a sore loser is a sore winner, and I am coming across more than my share of those.

BTW, I have added you to my blogroll. Here's to next season, and hopefully a more seasoned Carey Price and the addition of some more grit (PLEASE!!!) on the forward lines will make the centennial anniversary of the team one to remember in a positive sense!

BHG