Thursday, May 08, 2008

Panger's Mea Culpa

I'm feeling blue. Or rather, I wish I were feeling blue.

OK, so at the risk of being hung, drawn and quartered by FHF's 'legions' of fans (both of you, and I'm especially scared of LG77) I admit it: it was my fault the Habs lost. I watched the first period and a half at the Calgary airport while awaiting a flight to London, and when the plane boarded it was 3-1. When the plane landed in London, the Habs had already blown their 2 FREAKING goal lead and lost both the game and the series to the Phucking Phlyers. Phuck I hate Martin Biron. Go Pens.

So instead of watching the Stanley Cup Finals in Montreal (with said LG77's tickets) I'll be watching a Premiership match this Sunday between Chelsea and Bolton that will essentially decide the league winner - even though the race is between Chelsea and Man U, so it's not really a championship game 'cause football/soccer is apparently weirdly non-confrontational. Except in the stands where hooligans try to tear each others eyes out. Coincidently, kinda like Philly fans.

So anyway, enjoy this Chelsea babe as my peace offering.


HF29 aka HH29 said...

Fuck you Panger! Welcome everyone to the all new Three Habs Fans!

I really hate soccer, but if it means more chicks like this I may have to re-evaluate

Anonymous said...

My God. That breast looks like it has the potential to be perfect.

As an aside HF29 - there are some spectacular photospreads of girls with national team jerseys painted on.

Panger - I hate Chelsea but I hope they pull out the win. Take some sort of radio to the stadium to keep track of the Manchester United score. If the scum falter you'll be in line for one of the greatest finishes to an EPL season in about 13 years.

Habsfan10 said...

Not one goddamn person in Stamford Bridge looked like that when I was there in 2002. Stupid new Russian money making Chelsea all trendy ... I was in a section full of dockworkers and five Icelander's there on a pilgrimage to see Eidur Gudjohnson, fer chrissakes.

Topham said...

I'll be in the neighbourhood of Stamford Bridge too tomorrow, Panger. I hope Wigan cooperate and make your game meaningful. Games with scoreboard watching can be lots of fun, though. Unlike the Habs, Chelsea can't really count on ManU to pull a Pittsburgh and sit Ronaldo - mainly because the Premiership has found a way to make both the Cup and the Season actually mean something (what a novel concept).

I'm glad the series loss was your fault, not mine. But really, we need to find the guys responsible for games 2-4.

Anonymous said...

The girl in the picture is Keeley Hazel, a British "glamour model". She's purty.

PS: Man Utd and Chelsea will play each other in the European Cup final in Moscow later on this month. There's the direct confrontation you're looking for!

Anonymous said...

Panger - No, it's not your fault. It's mine.

When I sent you the last text update during game 5 (after you said that you didn't want any more updates 'cause you wouldn't be getting them anyway), I thought to myself "Wow! Wouldn't that be crazy if the game completely changes while Panger is in the air??"

To quote 29, mea maxima fucking culpa.

I looked at the Conference final tickets yesterday. Ugh, that was a crappy feeling... I just want the playoffs to be over already!!

Unknown said...

I feel weird that I know that chick is Keeley Hazell.