Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Morning Sabra Skate for 15 Lyaar 5768

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of reminding yourself, midday, 2 days in a row that YOU were writing TMS. Uh, wait, that actually happened....

  • The witch is dead and Mike Fuckity Fuckity Fuckity can go back to the cottage on No Speed Hill.
  • Incidentally, we are in for a treat, as the Penguins and Red Wings commence what should be an epic battle for Lord Stanley's Cup.
  • HF29 has converted to Hassidic Judaism and was seen harassing people on the streets of Jerusalem, asking if they had laid their tefillin in the morning.

Maybe I'll start watching hockey again now. Maybe.


Anonymous said...

Go Wings! Pens fans are so annoying.

nu said...

did you get to Metulla yet? :D

Guys, it's IYAR (or "Iyyar", even), not LYAAR! Clearly, someone wasn't paying enough attention at Hebrew school...

Perhaps Pens fans are annoying because they're sick of being told their team tanks, dives, whines, gets favored by the refs, should be in Hamilton/KC, won't be able to stay together under the cap, etc, etc, ad nauseam?

Go Pens! Penguins eat robotic squid!

HabsFan4 said...

Yes Nu, but the play on words is much more fun.