- The witch is dead and Mike Fuckity Fuckity Fuckity can go back to the cottage on No Speed Hill.
- Incidentally, we are in for a treat, as the Penguins and Red Wings commence what should be an epic battle for Lord Stanley's Cup.
- HF29 has converted to Hassidic Judaism and was seen harassing people on the streets of Jerusalem, asking if they had laid their tefillin in the morning.
Maybe I'll start watching hockey again now. Maybe.