Wednesday, May 14, 2008

A Special Message From TMS

Moeman asks, TMS delivers.

Hey kids! TMS aka The Game Day Skate aka HF29 here. Hope you are all doing well on the glorious summer-like day in Montreal, or wherever you are. With the Pens and Wings on course for the Stanley Cup final, I thought I'd give you all a little heads up about FHF. We quit! Habs suck! This blog was a total fucking waste of time!

No, of course we kid. But you may have noticed the number of posts around here dwindling by the minute. FHF is suffering from post-second round flameout burnout. Or something. We are all just recharging our batteries. Yours truly is off to the Holy Land (Hockey Hall of Fame?) next week for some R & R and hunt for hockey babes around the world. Panger is returning from a jaunt across the pond to watch the Blues lose. HF10 is once again spending time with Mrs. HF10 and the cutest mini-HF10 you can imagine. And HF4 may be dead, we're checking on that.

But this meandering note is just to tell you even though we're slacking now, we're not going anywhere over the summer. Babes, UFA's, mindless filler, babes, the draft, and babes are all on the menu. All of it with the traditional snark and lame-ass wit you've come to expect. So czech back often, Jaro weel bee beutifooul wetching.


Rips it, scores! said...

"Babes, UFA's, mindless filler, babes, the draft, and babes are all on the menu."

I can't believe you forgot 'babes'.

orangeman said...

I came here to say that I love you guys. Really. I love you. Oh, and I'm incredibly drunk.

Actually, I really do love you guys and I was drunk enough to come here and tell you. That really was my point. Really. I'm an especially good typer, so don't let that distract you. I'm fucking hammed. And I love you guys. Hugs!

Irony Warning! Irony Warning!

I came to this site to say that I appreciate all you guys have done, but I need to focus my attention on BBQs and naked bodies for the next few months. I love my Habs. I also love my Mommy, but I still find the time to do horrible, unspeakable things to random people in various bed-like things. I wish you well on your same endeavours.

See you momentarily when I bitch uncontrolably on July 1st (REALLY?!! HUET FOR NOTHING! still fuming...) And then in October.

FHF is dead! Long live FHF!

Hugs! (Also: Go Pens! Fuck I hate the Wings for no reason! But the Pens are fun to watch!)

DC said...

I think a fine addition for the summer would be "Jaro's Summer Diary". Or at least "Jaro's Stanley Cup Finals Report".

I looooove Jaro posting!

prairiegirlwarriorpoet said...

I also love you guys, and I am, unfortunately, sober. I have a really boring, shitty job.Reading your posts make me happy in my heart. Thank you for making my days a little more shiny.

Go Jets Go

lawyergirl77 said...

I'm sober too. Unfortunately. Stupid work. *kicks work*

Seriously, though - if Jaro gets traded, I'll be upset. Not because I think that the Habs will be a weaker team without him (Well, they will, but the man deserves a shot at a no. 1 post), but because I'll miss Jaro's posts in the blog. :(

Have fun ogling nekkid girls all summer, FHF. They seem to be out in force today... I went for a walk at lunch and I was impressed by all the skin - male, female or otherwise - on display!!

Habsfan10 said...

I've got a feeling Jaro might post more if he gets traded ... after all, then he won't hold back his true feelings about the organization.

tradeRyder said...

don't worry about posts. Just put up pictures.

Senators Lost Cojones said...

Jaro perhaps like play hackey in Oottava? Jaro like be on side of not big poop for change. And Dany Heatley make Jaro pants.

moeman said...

Merci, Merci, Merci!

I love this joint (and not just because of the babes) (is LG77 married yet?!) and will check in regularly for my 4HF dose.

A great summer to all and of course, GO HABS GO!

Noda said...

Go Hockey! Go Pants! Go Summer!

HabsFan4 said...

You guys are bloody awesome.

We need an F-1 weekend or a Jazz fest to wash this all away.

Jardins Nelson? Hmmmmm.....