Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Panger's Pens/Wings Preview


Anyone knows what "puss" means in Swedish? Whatever it is, I hope HF29 gets some while he's away...

This is Emma Andersson. The lovely Ms. Andersson is a 5'7 3/4 Swedish singer/actress - who happens to be dating Henrik Zetterberg. Bastard. In any event, in this truly unscientific and essentially unhockey-related system, (which in reality is just an excuse to google terms like "red wing bikini" at work*), I figured the team with the player that 'scored' (hehe) the hottest chick must be the greater team. And in my thorough-ish internet search, I found no hotter Pens girlfriend (although Marc Andre Fleury's arm candy is cute) to rival that of the Wings' Hammerin' Hank.

So Detroit get the nod for the Cup. Which is good, cause Lidstrom/Rafalski/Knowall vs. Gonchar/Whitney/Gill is a lopsided on-ice matchup anyway, if we did consider on-ice matchups. But then someone might mistake this for a serious blog...

But really, who cares. At least the Cup champ is not going to be some defensive-minded trapping team (**coughNew Jerseycough**) or a bunch of bullies (fuck you Bobby Clarke). Go Hockey!

Of course, we still like comments, so if you've got a pic of a hot Pens girlfriend to compare to Emma, or you are in fact one of said hot girlfriends, send along your pics to us!!

*Thank god I live in Calgary and none of my coworkers read this ...

4 comments:

moeman said...

She can weld.

Sonia said...

Puss means Kiss. Not quite what you hoped for, but Puss can lead to Samlag (Look it up).

Senators Lost Cojones said...

In the colloquial, that is what's known as an impressive set of umlauts.

Anonymous said...

OMG, talksport is crazy!