Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Boxing Day Skate

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of all your Christmas gifts being sold at HALF PRICE, GET THEM NOW, ONE DAY ONLY, AMAZING DOOR CRASHERS!!!!

  • The Junior Canadians inaugurate their ass spanking of Junior Planet Earth today.
  • Habs try to acquire Ovechkin at 50% off.
  • Gainey is told he can't obtain a refund for Michael Ryder on Boxing Day, it's too busy, he must return another day when it's more quiet.
  • That last bullet point made no sense whatsoever.

Hope you all get the deals you're looking for today even though we suspect this day was christened boxing day because the hoard of frantic shoppers makes you want to punch someone.

4 comments:

HabsFan29 said...

booyah!!! guess who's back.

I had to return because there is a lack of strippers in the land of the 56k modems

HabsFan29 said...

ps I LOVED the Ryder Boxing Day line. Made sense to me!

HabsFan29 said...

pps I would also like to congratulate HF33 for his excellent choice of stripper photos. Actually themed as per the game! I feel shame at my lame ass fat chicks.

HabsFan33 said...

Welcome back HF29. You missed nothing. Nothing.