Thursday, December 27, 2007

The Morning Skate for Thursday, December 27

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of being a woman, I mean...., sexually harassed at Madison Square Garden.

  • A few days after we celebrate the birth of Lil Baby J, the Leafs offer us a new present by tanking in the dying seconds of a game again. Keep on giving, T.O.
  • Junior Canada begins its domination of Junior Human Beings.
  • Roger Clemens' anus isn't the only hole in his ass.
  • The Red Wings will be watching a flawless hockey player until 2010.
  • Habs return to action tonight to lose to the Lightning.

Rumor has it HF29 has returned from the land of Wirelessless. His mysterious absence on the blog leads us to believe that he has joined a covert operation intended to kidnap Mike Ribeiro, have him circumcised, bar mitzvahed, dressed as a Hasidic Jew and dumped in the middle of Karachi, Pakistan. Try getting out of that one, Mike.


HabsFan33 said...

It may be hard to have Ribeiro circumcised because we would have to find a penis.

HabsFan33 said...

Can you believe I posted TMS and now just found out that Benazir Bhutto was assassinated. Apologies to anyone who may have been offended by the terrible timing.

HabsFan29 said...

keep on giving, T.O. - hehehe

Pakistan reference - er, bad timing. but it does throw people off the trail of the covert operation

Baroque said...

I chuckled because I took the crack in the spirit in which it was intended.

You can't be responsible for the poor timing of suicide-bombing whackjobs.