- A few days after we celebrate the birth of Lil Baby J, the Leafs offer us a new present by tanking in the dying seconds of a game again. Keep on giving, T.O.
- Junior Canada begins its domination of Junior Human Beings.
- Roger Clemens' anus isn't the only hole in his ass.
- The Red Wings will be watching a flawless hockey player until 2010.
- Habs return to action tonight to lose to the Lightning.
Rumor has it HF29 has returned from the land of Wirelessless. His mysterious absence on the blog leads us to believe that he has joined a covert operation intended to kidnap Mike Ribeiro, have him circumcised, bar mitzvahed, dressed as a Hasidic Jew and dumped in the middle of Karachi, Pakistan. Try getting out of that one, Mike.