Sunday, December 23, 2007

HOWDY - Stars Open Game Thread

Waiting in line details - 8 PM (remember those old 8pm Saturday night stars at the forum?) start at Reunion Arena (named after the Carbo-Kirk-Bob Dallas homecoming). This is the only meeting between these teams this year, with the Habs holding a zero wins zero losses edge. Habs are looking to end their first of two consecutive 3-game road trips with 5 points out of a possible 6, and thus being less than grouchy asses around their families at Christmas.

Pay your cover charge to - Andrew's Dallas Stars Blog. Way to go Andy.

Hot sexy Habs to watch - A goal in a second straight game for Little Tits. Kovalev pout on a show last night, showing that he is probably the best puck handler in our beloved, yet imperiled universe.

Hot sexy Stars to watch - FHF has adopted a motion to boycott this section until further notice. We love HF29 and won't rub salt in the wounds.

Skanky Habs to watch - Mike Ribeiro shows very few signs of chemistry with Koval...uh..wait a second...OK. Ryder sits for his fourth straight game. Only as good as your last contract Mike. We said yesterday that Chris Higgins had lost a step. Ya, well it's still lost.

Skanky Stars to watch - For the shit numbers he put up in the last 2 seasons, Eric Lindros gets an honourable mention here. But American hero Mike Modano is starting to show his age with 22 points in 36 games.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment - Go to the Ewing ranch and ask Sue Ellen to take her clothes off for you. YEEHAWWW!

Alright let's hear your dirt dirty thoughts in the comments, cowboy.

11 comments:

HabsFan33 said...

OK, now that the Pats have taken care of business, we are ready for the other formality of the night.

HabsFan33 said...

Also, that was a pretty quiet open thread last night. With all FHF out and about, and with the FHF robot not obeying our commands, it was a lonely night on FHF.

HabsFan33 said...

Crap. Ca commence mal.

HabsFan33 said...

Mike Ribeiro: how to stick it to your former team. Despite being a complete pussy.

panger76 said...

Ribs is still a pussy and will always be. However, Dallas found him a linemate with some cajones (Morrow).

Anyway, clearly the Habs are thinkng about Le Pere Noel and not the game.

And is it just me, or is the ice horrible? Price stumbed a couple of times in the first and there are some weird bounces going on.

HabsFan33 said...

Agreed on the pussy talk. But now it's a 1G 2A pussy. And we are down 4-0.

HabsFan33 said...

HF29 must be furious. Poor HF29.

HabsFan33 said...

It's really boys vs. men and a pussy tonight.

HabsFan33 said...

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
COMEBACK!!!!!!!!!IT'S OOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!WOOOOH, ahem,...sorry.

fezworth said...

Only 9 comments. I'm not even going to go and watch the highlights. Hockey's been a total disappointment tonight. Took my cousin to his first ever NHL game, and saw one goal by NJ in OT. Boo. Oh well. Santa's gonna bring me a new Habs team next year, right?

panger76 said...

One can only hope, Fezworth. All this game did was confirm that the Habs are far from where they need to be to play with the big boys.