Thursday, December 13, 2007

Little Tits is/are in the House - Flyers Game Preview and Open Thread

Waiting in line details - 7 PM start, Wachovia Center. See a game and get investment advice in one place! The usual media outlets. Habs on the road, we have a chance. Habs won the first one this year vs. the Flyers 5-2, with Greek Lightning getting the winner (really!). Flyers coming off a huge 8-2 win in a Battle of PA. Habs have won just 2 of their last 8.

Pay your cover charge to - eager to go psycho. Awesome name! After befriending the other Flyers' HLOG, flyers.femme, we are pleased to make the acquaintance of her sister-in-arms. Please don't go psycho on us! Or maybe do, we might enjoy it.

Hot sexy Habs to watch - Little Tits!!! Wooooooo!!! For those of you just joining us, Sergei Kostitsyn joins big brother Andrei with the big club. Of course, Carbo will bury him on Line 4D, or maybe the actual D, so he'll totally be a bust. TFS(tm) looked back to being his unflappable self against the Bolts.

Hot sexy Flyers to watch - Mike Richards leads the team in goals, assists, and points, and is signing a big contract extension. Danny Brière has 32 points, just 2 back of Richards. In the aforementioned Battle of PA, Joffrey Lupul notched a hat trick and had six points, and R.J. Umberger added three goals and five points.

Habs at the massage parlor getting "work" done - Huet is getting close to returning but not quite there yet. Bégin (boo), Smolinksi (yay!) and Breezer (thank fucking god) are all limp with various injuries.

Answer a trivia question, win a lap dance - with the Tits brothers playing on the same roster, name the last brothers to suit up for the Habs at the same time. No using the interweebs to check.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment - Cheerleaders Gentleman's Club. If the dancers are half as good as the Philly Eagles Cheerleaders, we may cash in an IRA and head down there.

Comments, game, yada-yada...

47 comments:

too close to toronto said...

was it the Lebeau brothers?

HabsFan29 said...

we have a winner! shit that was faast.

K how close to Toronto are you? Brass Rail here we come!!!

too close to toronto said...

hahaha... home is 2 hours away from the Rail (London). i should hope i at least get to go upstairs. although i'm actually closer to Guelph, and if you haven't been, the Manor is a decent little place... for Guelph.

ddohabfan said...

Ryder's sittin', Lil' tits is/are in the first line... I'm all giddy...

HabsFan29 said...

ddohabfan I am beyond giddy!!!

but i think i am setting myself up for a big disappointment...

Rocket's glare said...

It was Stephan and Patrick LeBeau

HabsFan29 said...

sorry Rocket's glare, you are corect but too close to TO beat you to it

however, I will award you +1 for that awesome commentor name.

Nadine said...

Hello boys!

HabsFan29 said...

Nadine!! Ready to kick our asses???

Alright let's get this crap going!

Boy i am optimistic tonight

lawyergirl77 said...

Hello gentlemen (and woo hoo! Another girl!!)

I'll be listening to the game at work... *sigh* is it Christmas yet??

HabsFan29 said...

LG it's the classic pre-christmas partner needs work done so he can go away for 3 weeks rush...

The ladies outnumbering! let's get a Leafs post picture up stat!

Nadine said...

hf29: Karma is a mean woman. I'm not going to speculate on the score.

Sooooo happy about Richie's contract, particularly since he's beating Tiny!Briere in the points race (for most of the season, anyway).

lawyergirl77 said...

29 - it's also the classic "okay, how many hours am I missing to make my target" panic in my case... It has been a rough year.

Woo hoo! Little Tits has his first shift!!

HabsFan29 said...

12 years Nadine!?!?! that's Islanders territory.

I think I may be jealous though

HabsFan29 said...

LG that is a classic too. Pad those time sheets. Did you know there are 36 hours in a day?

Little Tits working hard...

lawyergirl77 said...

LOL - Viagra is sponsoring the Old Timers' game. Genius!!

Matt D said...

Bets on how long before Carbo panics, Flat Chest ends up on the 3rd line, and El Dandy gets put on the "first"?
I say 1 period.

lawyergirl77 said...

YEAH HIGGINS!!! (And woo hoo to Koivu!)

kristin said...

Hey All! Hey Nadine! So this is where you hang out during Habs games!

HabsFan29 said...

LG thank god Koivu got an assist. and he worked for it

KRISTIN!!! Welcome. You came just in time to see us have our only lead of the game

HabsFan29 said...

Matt all bets as to Carbo's line juggling have been taken off the board

kristin said...

I dunno HF29, you pretty much owned us last game...

At least this time I won't have to listen to the booing of Briere! (other than from Nadine!)

HabsFan29 said...

Kristin last game was last game. The thing about Habs Fans, unless we are standing watching a Lord Stanley parade, we are total pessimists

the Koivu-Higgins-Little Tits line has serious jump. We need a name for them. Horse without a Ryder? Ryder-less?

Nadine said...

Hey, Kristin! (Yes, I'm shameless about the Briere comments, but that's 'cuz of Richie and you know it.)

Boys, don't deny the power of owning another team in the last bout. (Actually, haven't the Habs beaten us in the last 3 games?)

What do you think all 3 Pens games are all about for us? (And the 'Canes, for that matter.)

Nadine said...

Crap! PP sucks. Ugh!

lawyergirl77 said...

NAdine/Kristin - with the way that the Habs have been playing lately, no amount of previous ownership is likely to make a difference in our ability to win this game.

Seriously, our biggest advantage tonight is that it's NOT at the Bell Centre. It's ridonkculous...

HabsFan29 said...

LG representin' the pessimist Habs fan!

and now the optimism side - decent first period!

and the snarky reaction - yeah, cause it was on the road

HabsFan29 said...

i had a whole thought out post then BOOM turnover, nice play at the other end, 2-0. at, like, 15 seconds of the 2nd. woohoo for a change!

HabsFan29 said...

AND a 3rd. nice pass from Kovy!!

whew, delay there for a sec...

lawyergirl77 said...

Holy shit, how is it 3-0???

HabsFan29 said...

on the road LG, on the road.

HabsFan29 said...

the Mark Streit show! (really?)

HabsFan33 said...

When you reunite Tits all harmony and order are restored in the universe.

lawyergirl77 said...

33 - it's important to keep a pair of Tits together...

fezworth said...

Totally awesome... I can almost tell the score nowadays by looking at the number of comments. Anything over 30 is good.

HabsFan33 said...

Yes, LG, spoken like a true...well, spoken like me.

HabsFan33 said...

Let's play guess which Flyer gets the next 20-game suspension!

HabsFan29 said...

where's fear the collapse when you need him?? goal, penalties against, trouble brewing...

HabsFan29 said...

33 I got Timonen

HabsFan33 said...

Too bad it's not Chris Huggins. Would have been the Koivu Hugs Tits line. Aw well.

HabsFan29 said...

aww gotta love that swiss-german french accent on Streit!

HabsFan29 said...

quite a stretch on the PK. cmon boys, hold on...

HabsFan29 said...

my god the pairs of Tits are on the ice together on the PP!!! my head may explode

awwwww so close!!

HabsFan29 said...

ahh holdin' on in the 3rd...

HabsFan29 said...

alrighty then. I vote we offer to play all our opponents on the road for the rest of the season.

Sorry Kristin and Nadine. Trust us, this was not the way we've been playing lately, and I think you guys were tired from scoring all those goals against the Pens

Bryan said...

i was quite happy with little tits tonight. i have been waiting for that all season

Fear The Collapse said...

29 - I was all ready to come on and post when Hamrlik took that penalty to put the Habs down two men. But I opted go make a drink instead.
Happy to see that they pulled it out. Now, can they win a game on home ice?