Anyway, we're about to rectify our lack of ASS coverage, in handy HF29-patented bullet point form!
- Well that fancy-schmancy shootout contest was a total suck-fest. No one could score and beyond Ovechkin's juggle-baseball attempt (which he whiffed on), no one was impressing Dominique Wilkins on this night;
- There is some actual hockey news from yesterday as the NHLPA is pissed about the NHL announcing the Euro games even thought the players haven't agreed to it yet. Pick up the phone once in a while, NHL!
- For some real All-Star coverage, head over to Interchangable Parts. Pookie and Schnookie's desire for the Versus magnetic playoff thingy is insatiable;
- melt your face-off is your one-stop shop for ASS live blogs. hockey's ladies of greatness will have one too.
Well, that's really it. We just don't care. Sure, we'll be watching. But a 14-12 game is not hockey dammit.