Wednesday, January 23, 2008

The Power of Mom: Habs 8, Bruins 2

As we reported yesterday, HF29 was accompanied by his mom at the Bell Centre last night. Mom was kind enough to file this game report. Thanks, mom. Your meatloaf is the bestest!

Plan the parade - my oh my, what a delightful contest! The Canadiens sure can score can they? They scored so many goals I could not keep track of them all. And it seems like everyone can score! My son told me that in the first period, each of the four lines scored a goal. Our coach must be very smart to put all those lines together. That's a hard job. I wonder how he does it so well?

That Canadiens player with the Greek name must lead the league in scoring. And when he was named the game's first star and came out on the ice with no pants, that was so cute! And he could fight, too. It was so sweet when he came to the rescue of his teammate Bégin who was hit by one of those nasty Bruins players. It looked like the Bruin hit him in the back. Is that allowed?

And speaking of fighting, that Sergei Kostitsyn sure can throw a punch! I'll bet he's one of the best fighters in the league. I don't understand though why my son kept calling him "Little Tits." I may need to have a talk with him about using bad language.

Our goalie was excellent! He made some very nice saves and flopped around alot. And I saw him make a very good pass from his own end to another Canadien in the other half of the ice. He can really play the puck well!

Such a magnificent evening. It was lovely to have dinner and drinks with my wonderful son before the game. And those flaming sambuca shots we had with dessert were delicious!

The sky is falling - well, there was a part of the first period after we had scored a couple of goals when we really did not seem to be playing well at all. Why did they stop skating like that? And I don't think the other team played very well. Their goalies were not very good. We seemed to be able to score on every shot!

And I thought that Boston coach was very mean. He did not look happy at all and kept sending big players out on the ice to push around our players. That's not nice.

And speaking of not nice, why did the Montreal fans keep booing that big tall Boston defenseman? That's not very sportsmanlike. I also did not like that "na na na na, goodbye" song we sang in the second period. Why were the fans so cruel?

Chez Parée bound? Where? What?

Next evil, evil foe - my wonderful yet unmarried and no grandchildren lawyer son tells me we are playing the New Jersey Devils on Thursday in our last game before the All-Star game. I sure hope that fellow with the Greek name will be there. He's our best player!

10 comments:

PPP said...

my wonderful yet unmarried and no grandchildren lawyer son tells me we are playing the New Jersey Devils on Thursday in our last game before the All-Star game.

Great. That right there is why I read a site every day about a team I hate.

Loser Domi said...

I love your mom's boots in that picture.

And speaking of not nice, why did the Montreal fans keep booing that big tall Boston defenseman?

They weren't saying boo they were saying "BROO-INS...suck"

I don't understand though why my son kept calling him "Little Tits." I may need to have a talk with him about using bad language.

Tsk, tsk, hf29.

fezworth said...

29, your mom is fantastic. I hope she didn't burn her mouth on those flaming sambucas... I always do that.

HabsFan29 said...

thx PPP

@fezworth - mom's a trooper. even if she did burn her mouth, she would just slam back a big gulp of beer and move on.

HabsFan29 said...

@LD - mom rocks the thigh-highs

lawyergirl77 said...

Fucking genius, 29! Very well done!!

Nadine said...

HF29: I'm turning your mom into an international hockey commentating celebrity south of the border over on my blog. Hope she doesn't mind.

Since you've fulfilled your portion of the pact, I've briefed my guys on the importance of pounding on the Pens tomorrow night. Besides, it's the Flyers...is there any doubt that it'll happen?

By the way, if in pounding the Pens we beat them, will your guys beat the Devils, please? I know you have your own interests to look after, but we'd really appreciate it down here.

Bryan said...

i hereby nominate this post for POST OF THE YEAR !

panger76 said...

@bryan - Seconded.

POST OF THE YEAR!

HabsFan29 said...

Mom thanks all of you for your lovely compliments