- 8 goals! Little Tits can (sort of) fight! Kosto's not wearing pants! Habs win! Here's the long-form video highlights, we'll have more later;
- Sens lose 5-3 to Florida. Florida! That's not... good;
- Sid the Kid looks like he's gone 6-8 weeks. Hockey Jesus, however, will be back within a month;
- Mickey Ribs is going to the All-Star Game. The FHF are preparing an appropriate response, while TMS is preparing a noose to hang himself.
This Leafs-free TMS was brought to you by Air Canada.