Saturday, January 23, 2010

Jaro needs women - Rangers quickie preview and open thread

OK, next. Last night was last night. Here's a quickie so we can get this show on the road. Last weekend the season was lost. This weekend the season could be saved. Well, for now. At 7 PM from the Bell Centre, on CBC (for those not getting Leafs-Panthers), Habs have a one of those "four-point" games as the kids call it. Habs just played the Rangers 6 days ago in that lost weekend that was a fucking disaster. Here's a chance for some redemption at least. After a solid performance last night, Jaro gets another start and hopefully will be deserving of many beautiful ladies. And like our size zero lingerie models, Little Tits are in the house. (UPDATE: well maybe not. Now everyone says he's a game-time decision). Dagger sits to make room. And Mara got an upper body boo-boo last night and is out. Boo.

Go. Comment. Pants.

91 comments:

HabsFan29 said...

Sorry everyone, dinner plans changed. I'll be home watching.

gillis said...

If this game starts to suck, you can always watch the lacrosse game on tsn2

kevincrumbs said...

@gillis: I prefer to watch the women's tennis if the Habs start to suck.

Anonymous said...

Mara is out = boo? Huh?

The way he's played this season, Mara out = yay!

HabsFan29 said...

OK for fuck's sake PLEASE WIN 2 IN A ROW

is that too much to ask?

HabsFan29 said...

I like Cassie's new 'do

HabsFan29 said...

nice cheer for jaro

moeman said...

ack, left my Feist parody at home kidz. Won't be around so be good to each other and enjoy some green onions.

Go Pants! Go Habs!!

HabsFan29 said...

we'll miss you moe

and to announce: "John Lee, Kevin Weekes, and Carbo". nice combo. kill me

HabsFan29 said...

oh pleks

Chenny13 said...

Not another one of these games. If we don't start to bury these chances, they're going to pot a shitty goal and that'll be the game.

Moey said...

I'm out tonight too. Have fun kiddies.

HabsFan29 said...

im not sure about this start. at least we're not losing. yet.

Chenny13 said...

Two posts in 7 minutes. Ugh.

HabsFan29 said...

why boo Higgins? seriously.

Chenny13 said...

The Mexican!

HabsFan29 said...

Olé!

HabsFan29 said...

fuck sean avery

chris nilan said...

where is little tits?

HabsFan29 said...

@knuckles - i saw him for a shift. i think

chris nilan said...

@29 - i saw him at the national anthem.... oh wait there he is... 4th line

Chenny13 said...

Well, it hasn't been overly pretty, but we're winning. That's a good thing, right?

HabsFan29 said...

well jaro stole that period

chris nilan said...

JM puzzles me

HabsFan29 said...

Squid!

Chenny13 said...

I <3 Seafood.

Chenny13 said...

The Empire Strike Again, feeding it to Mad Maxime!

HabsFan29 said...

a fourth line goal. i may cry

kevincrumbs said...

Holy fuck, Max (maybe) scored.

Chenny13 said...

With Max's luck, they'll call it off.

HabsFan29 said...

what was wrong with that?

kevincrumbs said...

Darche Vader to Max must mean the L'antichambre folks are jizzing themselves.

kevincrumbs said...

Squid times two! The System works!

HabsFan29 said...

now we're having fun

Chenny13 said...

Man, when it rains, it fucking pours.

kevincrumbs said...

Wow, they're giving the goalie his first NHL experience. I'm sort of surprised they didn't leave Henrik in for one more.

HabsFan29 said...

i really like the name Zaba. fucking cool

HabsFan29 said...

finally a call

orangeman said...

Just tuning in here. May I just say,

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Chenny13 said...

I feel like CHicken tonight, CHicken tonight!

HabsFan29 said...

CHicken wings for everyone!

kevincrumbs said...

Zaba just got fed Chicken. 5-0.

orangeman said...

Again,

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

chris nilan said...

I'm on the horn to KFC right now!

orangeman said...

And the feed of the game I found online is CBC with an indifferent Russian announcer over the English.

I seriously need to stop with all the meth.

Chenny13 said...

Nice stop, kid.

HabsFan29 said...

jebus that's a lot of gloves to the face

kevincrumbs said...

Wait, there's still another period left?

Orangeman said...

5-0 after 2? I'm not used to this. I don't know how to feel. I'm....unsettled. Suspicious, even.

HabsFan29 said...

5-0. we're all mass hallucinating or something

lehab said...

were'nt we losing 5-0 to the rangers going into the 3rd one time?

Georges Laraque said...

Bet u miss me now

Sonia said...

@lehab - As I recall, it was 5-2 for the Rangers going into the third. That was The Comeback (available on DVD & Blu-Ray, with 20% more "uuuuuuu" in "et le buuuuut"). Or something.

Watch the Rangers make a historic comeback in the third. They'll then issue a DVD, which their mothers will buy, and try to record "Desperate Housewives" on it.

HabsFan29 said...

a JM-coached team should be able to protect a 5-0 lead

/knock wood

HabsFan29 said...

semi-heartfelt Cassie

i said it earlier - fuck you sean avery

HabsFan29 said...

2 minute 5 on 3? pinch me

HabsFan29 said...

Pleks even!

Orangeman said...

That backhand was beautiful. I feel something strange. What's the opposite of shame? Pride? No, not that far. Less Shame? Yeah....

HabsFan29 said...

earliest goodbye song in 10 years

HabsFan29 said...

nice bout

kevincrumbs said...

@Orangeman: Nice Simpsons reference.

@HF29: I agree, great fight. Rhino did the CH on his chest proud.

HabsFan29 said...

can i just type "habs have a 6-0 lead"? how often do i get to do that?

kevincrumbs said...

Hopefully we'll see the wave soon. I remember doing that at a game against the Leafs a couple of years ago and it seemed like the biggest fuck you to the Leafs. You know, that we're so sure that we've got this win in the bag that we can amuse ourselves by doing the wave.

Too bad Gomer can't play his former teams every game.

kevincrumbs said...

Can we get a Jaro post tomorrow, please? Maybe about how he gets to celebrate with strippers while Cari the Fat Wale cries into his beer?

HabsFan29 said...

Just. Wow.

Chenny13 said...

Wow. I'm just...shocked.

chris nilan said...

ok ok where's alan funt?


btw i second the Jaro post.

Orangeman said...

Is today April 1st? Am I still sleeping?

Matt D said...

Fuck. Yeah.

Ronan said...

That was freakin' awesome.

And you know what? Every Hab played at least 10 minutes. Nice to have guys who can take a regular shift, eh? *cough*D'Ags and BGL*cough*

Baroque said...

I second the request for a Jaro post. A win of this domination must be celebrated properly.

Anonymous said...

Unbelievable!!! Who is this team?!

Count me in for the Jaro post!

Plan the parade, bitches!!

Anonymous said...

Cammy had 2 goals and 2 assists tonight as his father looked on from the stands...

Maybe we should give this father-son thing a try...

It seems to be doing wonders for Ottawa!

lawyergirl77 said...

Holy fuck!

First game I go to see in a while and we do this? BOO-YAH!

But, seriously what is up with this team? They're playing .500(ish) hockey... but not by winning one, then losing one in close games. They get their ass handed to them for 3-5 straight games and then they go and get these crazy motherfuckin' improbable wins against superior opponents (or teams that normally own our ass).

'Evs - I'll enjoy the ride for now. Pass the Paxil, por fa.

HabScot said...

What the fuck just happened?

Flying Toaster said...

I'll tell you all what happened. It was my friend, my friend i tell ya! You see, i have this russian friend, now, he's not even into hockey AT ALL! But he seems to enjoy free food, so i invite him over to La Cage for some beer and nachos.

Now, last time i went there, it was with him, and the habs won 5-0.

And tonight i take him back, we stayed for the first 2 periods... again, 5-0 (With a chicken wing goal by our favorite Chicken!!!)

I think maybe i should bring him to La Cage more often.

moeman said...

Calice de crice dat wuz fun!

HabsFan29 said...

ok so it wasn't a dream! yay!

PatCHes to Hamilton. DarCHE Vader sticking around a while I guess

Sonia said...

Buh-bye Bert

Number31 said...

Rags go back to sucking. All is right with the world. Glad to see the other team forget how to play defence for a change!

Perhaps reversing the polarity of the neutron flow really does work!

moeman said...

Merci Sonia, you made my day!

L Dude said...

I'm sure it's temporary and I know we have 3 games in hand, but as of RIGHT NOW, we bumped the fucking Bruins to 9th in the EAST. FUCK YEAH!

L Dude said...

edit: they have 3 games in hand

Grrrreg said...

Bertrand Raymond raccroche les patins. Good thing you did the pure laine team preview this season!

kevincrumbs said...

Watched the post game interview of Cassie and Jaro and all I could think about was iTuna.

HabScot said...

Noticed something for the first time watching last night and wasn't sure if it was new or not.

Last season it seemed like Koivu was the only player who acknowledged the two kids at the entrance to the ice at the start of the game.

Last night it looked like 3 players did - Squid, Jaro 2.0 and Pleks it looked like to me. Anyone else notice this becoming more common this season?

wv: suleav - as in see you leaves in the playoffs some other season?

Anonymous said...

@HabScot - I always noticed Mara and Jaro 2.0 acknowledge them.

Glad that Squid and Pleks are stepping up too!

moeman said...

@HabScot, that is a precious WV. Lucky bastage.

Anonymous said...

D`Ags sent down, Maxwell called up.
Don`t know how we got around that waiver thingy.

Wow!~ PatChes/D`Ags sent down, Maxwell/Darche called up, BGL gone, BR retiring... all in one week Thank you, hockey gods!

Can someone check Bob Gainey to see if he`s feeling okay?

moeman said...

"D'Agostini is in Hamilton on a conditioning stint that he agreed to, meaning he does not have to clear waivers. The stint can last a maximum of two weeks."

gillis said...

FHF gets noticed in ths post about BR (look near the bottom)

PS. why did favre have to throw that interception?