Le Club de Hockey Scaredy Pants Non-existent-Habs-Capt: Are you ready FHFkidz?FHFKidz: Ayé ayé non-existent-Habs-CaptainNon-existent-Habs-Capt: I can't hear youFHFKidz: Ayé ayé non-existent-Habs-CaptainNon-existent-Habs-Capt: OhhhhhWho's going to the Big Apple still without a 'C'?ComeOnBob CHeckOurPants!Habsporbent and funny and sexy are we!ComeOnBob CHeckOurPants!Our naughty nonsense be something you wish?ComeOnBob CHeckOurPants!Ah just drop the fucking puck and don't flop like a fish.ComeOnBob CHeckOurPants!ComeOnBob CHeckOurPants!ComeOnBob CHeckOurPants!ComeOnBob CHeckOurPants!ComeOnBob CHeckOurPaaaaaaaaaaaaaants!do do do do do do do do Lets get naked !
Thanks Moe! It goes perfectly with my day of Cartoon Network babysitter so I could post.
Ha. Love the tag. Mwhahahah.Will be watching and eating pizza too, although on a less glamorous 17'', 25-year-old tv. At least we got cable this summer. Yay?Go habs.
Please don't cry, GG... you made me laugh, so that's worth something. (OK, not very much, but it's worth something to ME.)Also you reminded me that les boys sont playing tonight. Quoi le fuck avec ça? Dimanche? Très étrange.What would we do without you?
@BaroqueIf they don't show up tomorrow I'm planning a How Cranky Are You Around Your Period? Open Thread thing. You in?I think I'll open with this video clip@LeChaimThe laugh is always worth something
So happy I went to the Rawdon Battle of the Bands last night and missed that suckage of a game. Now I'm stuck at home with nothing BUT tonight's game on TV. Wish there was a 4 hour Jeopardy marathon on someplace.Wordverif: fuctutp (totally sums up last night's game)
Hey, congrats GG11. I guess?George and Weezy never had it so good!Anybody know if the game will be joined in progress after football, or will they cut off the football at game time? My (is condolences the right word here?) on your premenstrualness. Mrs. and Ms. LDude are both 'celebrating' that awesome monthly ritual this weekend. Please baby Jesus, bring me Monday morning!
@LDudeCondolences? Hell no. The alternative just means I'm closer to death. Of course the actual experience brings the people I live with closer to death but that's their problem.
Two teams who can`t score and are both desperate for the 2 pointsThis should be mildly entertaining.
@GG: NICE! I tell my wife the same thing (as I'm ducking the nine iron).And question answered Habs over NFL. Good. No Patriots = no football for me.
Chris Lee??? Fuck this. I`ll just read the comments later for an accurate update.
joel bouchard just said the Urologist "est un défenseur naturel". Heh.
If they don't show up tomorrow I'm planning a How Cranky Are You Around Your Period? Open Thread thing. You in?Sure, I'm in. Do I ever wish I could just turn off the ovary spigot and let my body know that I won't be using those, thank you very much. :D
I'll watch the beginning of this suckfest and them I'm off to watch the long suffering Jack.
Squid gets a nice sausage!
Cephalopods are my favorite molluscs. :)Nice goal there.
Go Habs, you bastards! They've really got ahold of this 'mediocre' thing. I don't remember them ever being more than 2 Ws or Ls away from .500. That's....consistent? Luckily 'mediocre' is the theme of the East.
FYI. I'm watching the Habs and The Jets game simultaneously on my laptop.It's actually not bad.
How are the Jets doing?I don't mind football as background, but it is too stop and start for it to hold my attention alone.
That looks like it might be a high stick.
Gio!Fuck you Fonzie.
Close, but nope. Wouldn't have been surprised if they wove it off though.
one of the advantages of being 5'3"
Still 17-7 jets with less tha 4 mins to play. Yuck.
It doesn't look like the Rangers have anyone who can score other than Gaborik. That's a tough position to be in.
17-14 jets, 2 min warning.Go CHargers!
just got home and manage to miss the replay on Gio's goal. rushed online to check the FHF comments. I now have cramps.Thanks FHF for reminding me that there are more painful thing than the Habs playing meh hockey
This game just confirms what I already knew, the Rangers suck more than we do.
@beaThat and parenthood. Trust me.
Have I zoned into The Sisterhood of the Once A Month Pants?
@ gg11almost too old for parenthood. I 'm happy enjoying nephew and nieces from a distance. wouldn't be able to watch hockey otherwise.by the way loved your preview. short, sweet and to the point. you go girl
Jets go for it on 4th and 1.
And make it.
Chargers choke.Go Colts!
that's it fat ryan win
I don't have children, don't plan on having children, and just passed my 40th birthday so I'm too old for having children (besides I have a lot more fun being an aunt). And yet my body won't understand that and keeps making up the baby's room every month anyway.Worst part is, if I take after my mom, I won't go through early menopause - on the plus side, she didn't have very many problems with hot flashes and shows no signs of osteoporosis even in her 60's. :)
So, Jets, Colts, Vikings, and Saints? Is that who is still playing?
That is correct Baroque.2-1
I think I need to get DrGG online to talk menopause.
Okay, then I want the Saints to win because I like Drew Brees, the Colts to win because (despite his overexposure) I like Peyton Manning, and the Vikings to lose because I am sick and tired about how hearing how wonderful it is that Favre is still playing with the enthusiasm of a kid. Jets are meh.
GG wants men to pause?
Lol @ moeman. :)
I'm with Baroque on her NFL picks, plus New Orleans to win as it was/is the best place to have fun in the world. You'll never eat better, drink harder and sleep later in your life. Laissez les bons temps rouler!!!
OOH I get to talk about it at work with cancer survivors. the funniest is explaining to man on hormonal treatment for prostate cancer the joys of hot flashes, water retention and lower libido. I tell them to cnsult their wife for suggestion.WV: depitiz - if I could depitiz my monthlies and my eventual menopause, I'd be in heaven
@MoeIf by pause you mean stop talking than yes only replace men with women.
Swinging sticks around with wild abandon.
fucktalking about one pants around one's ankle
Lord they suck.
That Callahan is a quick skater and persistent cuss.
can't wait for 24 to start. this is serious suckage
The award show named after our own GG11 is on tonight.
Montreal had a 2-0 lead a little while ago, right? No one was hallucinating?Avery is such a tool.
BGL sitting on the bench watching Gorges fight Avery thinking "I really want to try that satay recipe again. I think I overcooked it last time."
@GG, is BGL back to eating meat?
@MoeI meant tofu satay.
What an ugly game.
This is a very feisty game, at least.
The chicken is no chicken....pretty impressive actually.
christ i step away from the TV for a few minutes I come back to find 3 habs in the pen.WTF?
They are going to have to move extra seats from the den into the penalty boxes if this keeps up.
@ Bea -I think both teams have PMS - they are very cranky. :D
this is beyond PMSing. this full on brain cramps
Outshot 15-2 in the 'period'. Habs are bleeding shots. Help.
At least the scrapping provides some sort of entertainment. 15 minutes to 24.
that might be the worst period of hockey i've seen all year
Worse than the debacle against Nashville?
-What the fuck did JM tell them during the first intermission?? Play dead for the rest of the game?? FUCK THE SYSTEM!-They toss around our MVP and BGL is just sitting there twiddling his thumbs? -I really want those 20 minutes of my life back./end rant
@AnonYou're not paying attention. BGL wasn't twiddling his thumbs, he was think about tofu recipes.
10 shots through 2. At least they won't be disappointed when they lose because they haven't put anything into winning. Sigh.
Well that was unfortunate.
I really am losing any connection to these overpaid underachievers. Not a fan of Gomez or even Spacek at all. I miss Kovy and Tits.
@Baroquebit of understatement, no?like this team
Yes, an understatement.Sometimes words are insufficient. Just like the shots that Montreal has had. :(
@Jaybird: I feel the same way. At least when the young guys sucked it was really because they couldn't do any better. I just can't imagine what would happen to my job if I underperformed on such a consistant basis as this. I say this as I sneak onto this site and follow the game while at work of course.
The Rangers had 1 goal in their last three games.The Habs are good at one thing: ending pther teams' losing streaks.Seriously though, this has to be it for Gainey and/or Martin.
And Gaborik's drought broken, too.
that'll teach me to watch a game.I guess the only goalie controversy we have is which goalie is the worst
//heavy sighPoor Canadiens. :(
I just can't stand this sucktitude anymore. Less than 20 shots AGAIN. Something needs to happen and I honestly, with all my heart, have no idea how Gainey still has a job. Love him as a player but it just hasn't worked out. In my opinion he ruined Price by calling him up too early. But oh well. I'll watch next game and the game after and either Price or Halak will make 67 saves and they'll win and everyone will rejoice and pretend everything is hunky dory. End of rant. For now.
Sigh. Sometimes I feel like we, the fans, care infinitely more about this team than anyone on the ice. Youppi! probably swears more after these pathetic showings than anyone in that lokerroom.
Well.That was ... whatever.20 shots, one every three minutes.//sigh
-@GG11: Ha! Perhaps he should take a boxing refresher course after his vegetarian cooking class. -This is as ironic as it gets: The team who couldn`t score put 6 in the net.-Bergeron isn`t scoring anymore...AT ALL. What exactly is his role now? -Any chance they`ll actually fire JM and pay both him and Carbo while another masochist takes a shot at it?
I am fearing a collapse.
In fairness to Count Chocula we have a dearth of talent. I count 5 decent forwards at present (with the remaining 7 being totally useless) and 2 good defencemen (Markov and Hamr).
Count Chocula!!!!Sadly, Markov has been scaring me with his D lately... The suckiness must be contagious.
@BoobI love your optimism. I also love Count Chocula. One, one really shorthanded shitty goal ah ah ah ah ah. Two, two really bad back to back games ah ah ah ah....As for me, blog leader and possible ruler or the free world seems to be bad luck for the team so I guess I'll hand the site back to the men. I did promise to get the word lactation in before signing off, though. Done. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
@ orange -I feel the same way. How much funner was it two and three years ago when we had the cardiac boys who would actually come from behind down a few goals. Our team is a bunch of puzzle piece misfits that just don't fit together led by the biggest mistake and most obselete dinosaur slab of a man. When Plex and Tits got going one of them had to get injured. Why do the Hockey Gods mock us? Leaving the forum left us in the same category as the Nashville Predators. But hey at least were not the Leafs right? Who cares.I just told my girlfriend I'm not watching until next Saturday in boycott...she is pleased.Hockeybuzz says KovalCHuk will be wearing the red white and blue soon. I'm not holding my breath.
I made muffins. The evening is saved.
@GGI love what you've done with the place!
Wait, what? Since when does scoring the first two goals not automagically result in a win?
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