Friday, November 28, 2008

And now for something really completely very similar to the different stuff we tried last time - Caps Game Preview and Open Thread

Well, when we tried something completely different the last time, it totally worked ... and as Ken Dryden says, you don't mess with a streak. So here's the lovely Emma Andersson, hot Swedish something and fiancée of Wings forward Henrik Zetterberg. Here's the same video of her frolicking in lingerie with Victoria Secret models. I think. It's still all in Swedish.

Now, I'm no epic poem writer like 29, Limerick Dude, moeman, or the great lyricists of the newly-adopted FHF house band KISS. But maybe I can take heart that tonight we face Ovie and his Semitic nose armed with the power of the most famous greasepaint wearing sex fiend singer-songwriters that Judaism has ever produced, Mr Chaim Witz and Mr Stanley Harvey Eisen (Gene and Paul to most of us).

Tonight, the Habs venture into the Firehouse that is the Verizon Center in Washington DC to face the God of Thunder himself Alex Ovechkin. Ovie and his running mate Nicklas (Dr. Love) Backstrom go together like Cold Gin and lime and are currently Hotter than Hell. Alex Semin was a Destroyer earlier in the year but has come back to earth somewhat. Mike Green (who can Rock and Roll All Nite) is injured, and the rest of the Caps defence is not exactly Dressed to Kill. Will we see our old friend Jose (Creature of the Night) Theodore in net?

The Habs are not going to make anyone Shout it out Loud with their inconsistent play. Some of the Flaming Youth like the Tits brothers, Rhino, and Pleks are having their issues, and Kovy hasn't pulled out his Love Gun of talent nearly enough so far (man, that sounded way more disgusting than it should). Sometimes on the back end it looks like All Hell's Breakin' Loose because DOOM is still out. Josh Gorges is doing his best to make sure Montreal isn't A World Without Heroes. If I Sure Know Something, it's that this team can still win a lot of games as long as Price is calm and cool while Heaven's on Fire around him. Can the Habs repeat their success from Detroit Rock City? Let's hear it in the comments.

* Special Notice! Special Notice! Keep your eyes peeled for our very own HF29, live and in person at tonight's game, reveling in the great selection of local brews on tap at the Verizon and probably wearing his favourite (possibly blasphemous) half-home, half-away Habs jersey. No word on whether he's sitting with our good friend Capschick from Capital Addiction.


33 comments:

Van Hab said...

Betcha a month's supply of Propecia Theo gets pulled faster than a plaster caster.

Limerick Dude said...

Theodore is expected to start again tonight against his former team. He is 0-1 lifetime against the Canadiens, with a goals against average of 8.00 and a .778 save percentage.

Let's keep those stats at the same level!

fezworth said...

Now that you've said that, he'll post a shutout and get two goals.

HabsFan29 said...

that photo has made my Love Gun go off again

Section 209, row F, seat 2. wherever the hell that is

Limerick Dude said...

Lick it up, 29!

Habsfan10 said...

29, regarding the Ole chant?

"Shout it out Loud!"

Sorry, that was weak.

Limerick Dude said...

Be nice to see D'Agostini in the lineup tonite. Sounds like Gooey's back though. And Tangy's likely.

HabsFan29 said...

@LD - heh. Maybe I can get Emma to Lick it Up. Damn, Love Gun has gone off again. I'm Goin Blind.

Gonna be a Crazy Crazy Night

Lostinleafland said...

Kovy's good for a 'deuce' tonight.

Limerick Dude said...

Sorry 29, that was uncalled for. Here's a (slightly) better version:

Hey 29, there's only 2 ways to get that stain out:
1) Have Emma Lick it Up, or
2) Shout it Out (Loud)

Carey Price theme song:
*I was made for Gloving you

*Also good song for Proctologists.

Van Hab said...

@ LD:
Good one! I've been trying to come up with something for "I was made for Loving you" for like, three days now.

Habsfan10 said...

Amazing, that with all their sex-drenched lyrics, KISS hasn't written an opus we can use for Big and Little Tits.

moeman said...

About Kovy's Love Gun, here's hoping he shots it out loud otherwise I'll be mad for loving him.

We really love you Kovy
We love what you've got
Get it together, you CAN
Get hot!
No more tomorrow, Kovy
Game is today
AK, you can make us feel
(better than) Okay
No place for hidin Kovy
No place to run
Just pull the trigger of your
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun

You can't forget us Kovy
Dont try to lie
You'll never leave us, AK
So don't try
We'll be the gamblers, Kovy
Lay down our bet
We get together at 4HF

(1st ever KISS rap;
You'll sweat if you don't score,
we expect you to score,
we enjoy the slick moves
but we want goals
lotsa fucking goals
and celebrations
and while we are at it
grow your hair long
dye it blond
(everyone loves blondes!)

No place for hidin Kovy
No place to run
Just pull the trigger of your
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, love gun

Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love)

Van Hab said...

speechless...sitting at work, finding my ipod, queuing up "Love Gun" in the headphones, mouthing along the words, making rock faces. Of course I can't hear my (female) boss come up behind me. No comment on the pictures from her, though, so I guess Emma is totally SFW, right?

Montréaliste1 said...

I should mention I get the Python reference (just in case no one did.)

Halak in nets tonight ! You forgot to mention it. I'm sketched out. I bet 10 is already writting some "Borat" shit lol.

Have a good time in D.C. 29!

Habsfan10 said...

@ Montrealiste: Forgot to mention it? That implies I researched enough to know it was happening.

And it's HF4 who does the Jaro ... I'm more of the angry ranter.

Grrrreg said...

If by "half-home half-away jersey" you mean something like this horror, then yeah, this is blasphemous.

Grrrreg said...

Fuck, the image doesn't show up. I meant this:

http://www.revfootball.com/Half.html

Shutdown said...
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Shutdown said...

What about [a href="http://photos-c.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v345/17/87/1326990184/n1326990184_30120146_8393.jpg"]this[/a] horror?

Shutdown said...

I suck at posting links.





http://photos-c.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v345/17/87/1326990184/n1326990184_30120146_8393.jpg

lawyergirl77 said...

Whoa, so like nobody commented about Bouillon's brain fart in behind the Habs' net?

Yeah, 29 is DEFINITELY not around tonight!!

We played well, in spite of the fact that they outshot us. I just wish we forechecked like these guys.

Grrrreg said...

Shutdown, I'm not sure I should congratulate you. My eyes are bleeding.

It's just sad he couldn't find a way to also include a bruins part to his masterpiece.

lawyergirl77 said...

Ugh, Shutdown - I think that it's not you, it's the Interweb gods who are refusing to allow you to make a clickable link to that monstrosity

Habsfan10 said...

@greg: yeah, it's something like that. Scary. I think it's the meth that made 29 buy it.

Grrrreg said...

I have to go to sleep, it's late here in Europe. Have a good night, I hope I'll have a good surprise when I check the result tomorrow morning.

lawyergirl77 said...

God, we're playing so well. They're *gasp* actually attacking, crashing the net and shooting.

Too bad Theodore is actually having a good night. Figures.

Panic Mode said...

Most of their regular D are injured.

Theo is giving up 10 foot rebounds.

And we can't freaking score.

We really suck don't we?

Panic Mode said...

Begin, Lapierre, Dandenault on the power play.

Maybe it's time to blame the coach.

Van Hab said...

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Drive home from work in the pouring rain only to find it's 3-0... Do I start caring about the Canucks now?

Van Hab said...

Theodore's a fucking cocksucker and I hate him,

Habsfan10 said...

Well, there goes that theory. Fucking Ken Dryden.

moeman said...

Well, there goes the theory of the lovely Emma Andersson.