Sunday, November 16, 2008

Holy Fuck. The game starts at 6??? St Louis last minute open thread with no preview


??? 6 PM? Okaaayyyyy. Stand by, we'll find some sort of photo ASAP. Enjoy this chick bending over. Like the Habs in every game lately.

You watching? Of course you're not. Habs suck. Stand by for 2.5 hours of snark from me...

43 comments:

moeman said...

Saw Carbo's pissed-off presser, thought I was watching Mad Men. Having typed that, time for a drink.

HabsFan29 said...

totally missed it moeman, was watching football. what did he say??

FUCK. nice start, fuckfaces!

Anonymous said...

sweet mother of fuck - not only is it a 6PM start here, it's only 5PM in saint loouieee

HabsFan29 said...

@anon - i was just thinking that. 5 PM start??? WTF?? im totally not drunk enough yet

Rips it, scores! said...

Blech.

As an aside, does anyone know if the six centennial jerseys will be put on sale at any time?

moeman said...

Carbo looked and was ticked. Last year was last year. Not impressed.

HabsFan29 said...

@Rips it - havent heard for sure, but I can virtually guarantee it. gotta overpay these underachievers with some sort of revenue

HabsFan29 said...

Pleks, Higgy, and Greek Lightning?? Desperation, Carbo! I approve of that.

moeman said...

January Jones is freakin gorgeous.

matt - ftc said...

geez...
come on PP get it together!

HabsFan29 said...

please for the love of god, PP

matt - ftc said...

painful to watch...

matt - ftc said...

Maybe we can try some reverse psychology...Don't score on this PP!

HabsFan29 said...

15 PPs in a row we haven't scored??? my god it's worse than even I thought

Rips it, scores! said...

The Habs couldn't score on a PP if it was in the middle of a whorehouse.....or something.

matt - fear the collapse said...

This is the last place team in the West...can't even score against them....The PP is officially MIA.

matt - fear the collapse said...

So unfortunately I have Andre Kostitsyn in my pool. Is it a surprise that I am in last?

HabsFan29 said...

decline, decline!

moeman said...

That AK goal was for matt.

matt - fear the collapse said...

And just as I say it...he pots one

moeman said...

TFS™ assisted on that goal for you matt.

Shutdown said...

So I just got home from a family dinner at some seafood restaurant in the east end.

How has TFS been looking? Just saw the softy that Big Tits let in.

matt - fear the collapse said...

I could use 2 or 3 more of those from andre tonight...at this point I would have been better off with Ryder. Did I just say that?

HabsFan29 said...

k boys, play 20 minutes and win the game like you used to. ah, those were the days

matt - fear the collapse said...

Those days seem to be gone 29, along with the days when they actually scored goals

matt - fear the collapse said...

This team sucks.

HabsFan29 said...

ok, i'll take 4 minutes of good play

HabsFan29 said...

woohoo! a point we don't deserve!

HabsFan29 said...

yikes

Sonia said...

OMG I hope Cube's OK. Shades of Trent McLeary

Matt D said...

Pleks tried the Forsberg move... gutsy for a guy in a slump

Ian Vitro said...

Dudes, one of the jackasses on CJAD actually referred to Brisebois as one of the Canadiens' "5 best players." Wow.

Of course the way we've been playing they're all pretty much interchangeable, aren't they?

matt D said...

Koivu has one move.

Rips it, scores! said...

Habs win! Everything is A-OK again!

HabsFan29 said...

how'd we get two points out of that?

Sonia said...

Kovy with the winning goal = good for his ego = good for his confidence = good for the Habs.

News on Cube is that it's not serious.

copyranter said...

Ugliest. Two Points. Ever. Seriously, what a mucky, jam the neutral zone, ugly-ass motherfucking game. 0-10 on the PP! Take note, rest of the West!

moeman said...

Steelers suck but win.

Habs suck but win.

Wins are like sex, always good.

Number31 said...

I'm happy! Why? 'Cause they won even with Chris Lee on the ice and the Neutral Zone Clog. Price is fun for shootouts even though I hate the skills contest ending, but it's all good when Kovy's "FU Move" works. This one was for CUBE!

Gino Tomac said...

Seriously, WTF? Aside from the Ottawa game, the Habs have fucking sucked the filthiest cock. Toronto? Philadelphia? The fucking embarrassment in Boston? Who are these guys that I call "My Team."

We just squeaked by St. Louis. Barely! Why? Because we've somehow housed a team of complete cunts. Again, WTF?

Is anyone else tired of the fact that we pass 22 times before we shoot the fucking puck? Is anyone else tired of our defensemen passing it threw the neutral zone and directly onto an opponent's stick?

Is anyone else tired of watching us carry the puck the EXACT same way into the offensive zone over and over to no avail?

Face it. the league has figured us out. And sadly, the only answer we have is same old, same old.

If I were Carbonneau, this would have been my post game rant....

"Hey Fuckheads! If you thought you played a good game tonight keep your fucking hands down. I thought so. Listen you swarm of teasing bitches, we're all tired of your shit. Yeah, you had us all dreaming of glory earlier this year, but guess what, you might have fooled us into buying you dinner, but we've all lost interest in trying to fuck you. "

You suck a lot. In fact you suck over half of a $100.000.000. Do you understand how much suck that is?

Higgins, stop shooting the fucking puck directly into the opposing goaltender's chest.

AK, pretend you're back in Belarus where scoring meant either getting a loaf of bread or watching your fucking family starve.

SK, you play with grit but you shoot like a bitch. less passy pass and more scorey score.

Gang Bang Lang. I want to say something terrible about you but your name is Gang Bang Lang. And you actually put the puck in the net....but Christ, how many open nets can you fucking miss?

Turtleplec. You're trying. I know. But guess what? Maybe it's time you shave your fucking face because the opposing D are treating it like a God damn vagina and fucking you face first to the net.

Gui! Make up your fucking mind. Either you're a power forward or a power dildo. I'd rather stick you in Milan Lucic's ass than watch you play against the Bruins. And PS, figure out whether you're 240 pounds of forward or labia.

Dear El Dandy. Are you the guy this team looks up to, because they've been playing an awful lot like you. What does that mean? it means we fucking suck, and are feared by no NHL team let alone any WNBA team, you soft pussy. Quit taking our players to peach shnapps night and explaining the importance of the Dalai lama on the ice, you silly, silly FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)

Hi Markov. remember me? It's you from last year. The defenseman that passed the puck tape to tape and scored a shit load of points while happily falling asleep at night in between Ovechkin's sloppy 2nds. Wake the fuck up!

Brisebois. Sweet, sweet Brisebois. I can set my watch to your fucking mistakes. My watch's alarm goes off every 30 seconds! I would rather watch Steven Hawkins flap around with a stick taped to his throat than witness one more moment of you coughing up the puck like a supermodel with her meal. Die! For the sake of our organization, please, please, please, fucking die!

Dear Habs, as a fan. As a fan that lives in Brooklyn and pays an insane amount of Time Warner cable bills to be able to watch each and every one of your games on an 50" Samsung 1080p HDTV, yet have the feed come in pixelated and in 4x3, I beg you, play with some fucking heart you fucking abomination of concentrated tampons.

And.....exhale.

melly said...

WOW. I would like that epic post preserved forever, please. It ranks right up there with the Mickey Ribs AllStar Fuck You Rant.

Hats off, gino. You, unlike "Our Team," fucking showed up to play.

matt - fear the collapse said...

The best rip I have ever read on any forum.
Thank you, that made my morning

copyranter said...

Brooklyn represent! Go Gino Go!
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