Friday, November 21, 2008

Maybe I'm Saying Too Much, But...


Fuck fuck fuck.

Fuckity fuck fuck.

Get use to seeing Georgy-boy next to Markov, 'cause DOOM is out for a month.

I miss him already.

I miss his board-rocking, glass-shattering bodychecks.
I miss his big blue eyes and military-cut blond buzz cut.
I miss his smell, his musk.

(P.S. Mrs. Panger: I know you wanted kids and all, but I though you should know.)


HabsFan29 said...

Breezerpalooza double doses for a month!

Shawn Belle? Alex Henry? Someone has to come up to get a chance

HabsFan29 said...

oh and Panger, ewwwwww


prairiegirlwarriorpoet said...

I miss him too, having him out for another month makes me sad in my heart. But Gorgie is doing ok in his spot, I often find he does not get enough credit. He seems to work his ass off most games, which is more than can be said for some of other players.

Panic Mode said...

This is very bad news.

Someone better go out and break Lucic. Maybe we can recall a goon from Hamilton for the purpose.

Panic Mode said...

How about this guy? He looks mean. BTW the announcer is hilarious.

Ryan Flinn

Mrs. Panger said...

Honey, I already knew.

moeman said...

Sounds like Mrs. Panger found the hidden stash.

fezworth said...

"DOOM'S Best Hits Vol. 9"

Justin Crowder said...

Whoah, hold on just a tick...

Is there something wrong with having an enormous man-crush on Komisarek???

Also, the Boston press had this story a week ago... how is it only popping up in Montreal now?

Gino Tomac said...

Mr. Laraque,
Please don't beat the living shit out of me for suggesting this, I know you live by "the fighter's code" and your respect for that code is highly commended by those that follow it.

But sometimes "codes" need to be broken. For example, if David Carradine's character from Kung Fu never broke his no violence code, Kung Fu would have been very, very fucking boring.

If Steven Segal had never broken his chef's code in "Under Siege" he wouldn't have been able to kill 300 men with his ponytail, save us from nuclear annihilation and still found time to fuck Erika Eleniak.

My point is, we all want you to fuck Erika Eleniak. Isn't that worth breaking the sacred "code" alone?

To sum up, Milan Lucic wants to prevent you from fucking Erika Eleniak....are you going to let him do that to you?

PS Please don't beat the shit out of me.

cottoneye said...

Arg. I think I'm cursed. Everytime I buy a jersey with a player's name on it, something bad happens to them. First, my dad bought me a Theodore jersey (I was young) and he began to suck and was traded. Then, I buy a DOOM jersey, and he gets hurt. I'm praying he at least doesn't get traded.

I really should get a Lucic jersey for saturday night. I want him to get destroyed by BGL.


copyranter said...

I second Brooklyn Gino.



Put Koivu on the blueline, with lift-skates.

panger76 said...

@ Mrs. Panger: I know you're not really her (she would never stoop to read my blog) but if you send me a pic you could be the next Mrs. Panger.

Chris Nilan said...

how can you not miss this guy?

hope he heals up quick!