Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The Morning Skate Theatre for November 25th


We're sure things happened in the NHL last night besides this, but we're also sure that no one is going to be talking about much else today. If you're just waking up and missed the game, here's the story.

We are now taking ideas for a clever name for this, this thing, in the comments. We're leaning towards "Ryan O'Burns his own team leading to years of psychotherapy", but that's a mouthful.

16 comments:

Justin Crowder said...

Ryan O'Burden...

"To you from failing hands Breezer throws the torch... be yours to put in your own net." (TM)

moeman said...

O'B must've logged onto 4HF during the intermission. Blame Bia and Branca for boggling his brain.

J.T. said...

Habs O'Burned out, slink off to the Motor City dragging their PP behind them.

Limerick Dude said...

Keep it Simple:

HABS O'BYRNED BY BIG, CRAPPY DEFENSEMAN!

I had such high hopes for O'B, but it ain't happening. Hopefully he isn't twice as crappy in 2 years when his salary doubles.

Anonymous said...

I feel sad for him, and if we miss the playoffs by a point, I will really feel sad for him. It won't be pretty. There will be a lynching for sure.

Ouate de Phoque said...

Fucking O’Ring, keeps the big suckitude going.
Again tons of missed chances, Plekanec couldn’t even score with a little girl.

Breezer that fucking sissy, skating like of fucking turtle back to the bench and leaving his teammates in the defensive zone one man short. Goes masturbating to the bench and comes back to play, I’m sure someone will say that’s a warrior, he came back even if he was hurt.

Sonia said...

O'BYRNE REBAPTIZED "O'SHIT!"

Seriously, I hope he gets a chance to redeem himself soon.

Limerick Dude said...

Seriously, I hope he gets a chance to redeem himself soon.

Not me. I'd like to see him shipped off to Hamilton. Fuck him. Give one of the Dogs a shot - Yannic Weber or even friggin' Alex Henry if you want the size. He couldn't possibly play worse.

I might have to start an "I hate Ryan O'Byrne" blog in which I vent via strongly worded rantings...or maybe I'll just keep doing that here.

LD
President,
I Hate Ryan O'Bryne Society

futuremrsrickankiel said...

I could watch that video all day.

I will watch that video all day.

themindset said...
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futuremrsrickankiel said...

Also, it should clearly be called "O'Byrning Sensation."

themindset said...

OB was already playing poorly. Ship him down, at least until this blows over. This guy does not need to have the crowd turning on him right now. No one from the Dogs could possibly fuck up worse.

LeNoceur said...

"Uh-O'Byrne"

Scott in Montreal said...

O'Bie where's my goalie?

Panic Mode said...

"Uh-O'Byrne"

Gentlemen, we have a winner.

gillis said...

@LD: I would like to join the
"I Hate Ryan O'Bryne Society"