The Texas-Sized Game Day Skate for Tuesday, March 11

Bullet points cause you are too busy celebrating 19 straight wins ... or bullet points for what you missed while having dreams or nightmares of being with a high-priced prostitute... or bullet points while you wonder how big the Game Day Skate can get when HF29 and HF10 get their signals crossed ...

• Don't ask HF29, he's in fucking Texas. You would think with a good hockey team, they would be interested in hockey. They are not;
• Since when do the Rangers have the same number of points as the Sens??? You go away for a few days and crazy things happen. Now five teams in the clusterfuck at the top of the East.
• HF33 begins the FHF quest to become Kings of All Media with radio appearance talkin' 'bout fightin' with MYFO;
• Iggy passes loveable scamp Theo Fleury to become Flames all-time leading goal-getter in Calgary's whacking of St. Louis;
• Congrats to McGill's Women's hockey, who capped an undefeated national championship season this weekend.

Devils in town tonight. Bring your pillow because you're going to feel sleepy.