Thursday, March 06, 2008

Hellooooo to The Pack Dance Team - Coyotes Game Preview and Open Thread

Today we are pleased to feature the lovely Rachel of the Coyotes Dance Team. Be sure to check out her bio, where she lists her favourite quote as "I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me." I've decided if Rachel is involved, she can do me through Christ.

Details, details - 9 PM E.S.T. start (same time as Lost, grrr) at the Jobing.com arena. No joke, that's what it's called. I am heavily involved in the Web as part of my career, and I have no fucking clue what Jobing.com is, even after I visited the site. Something about jobs, I guess. Habs 7-3 in their last 10, Coyotes 6-3-1, and coming off a win against the Stars. Coyotes have not beaten the Habs since 1998. I didn't even now the Coyotes were playing in 1998.

Our next lady blogger friend - the talented Tracy of True Coyote Love. Another of the ubiquitous HLOG, she likes life and hugs. Don't we all.

Fuck this desert is hot, but it's a dry heat - Turtleplek 7 points in his last 3 games, Kovy 6 points in that same span. Ilya Bryzgalov is 3-2-0, 1.21, .960 in his last 5 games.

Who's number 1? - Well, it's clearly Carey Price as he gets the start again even after a mediocre performance against the Sharks.

Can't have a preview without some stripper reference - current American Idol contestant David Hernandez worked as a male dancer at Dick's Cabaret in Phoenix. Dick's. Heh.

63 comments:

fezworth said...

What, is everyone in MTL working late or something? Can't believe nobody's posting yet...

HabsFan29 said...

FINALLY someone is out there! I was getting worried. Thanks Fezworth

fezworth said...

no problem 29. I'll be on the forum all night. Got some house cleaning to do, and some heavy drinking (partly to get ready for the game, partly to forget work today), but i'll be here.

panger76 said...

Yay! Another west coast game. Now just waiting for a western Canadian trip...

Hopefully TFS doesn't stink it up again. Not surprised he's starting though, just because it makes more sense to give him the night off agains teh league's doormat (L.A.) in back-to-back games this weekend.

HabsFan29 said...

man you guys in Calgary are LOVING tgonight - nice 7 PM start. just like home!

The Only Measure of Success is a Cup said...

Twelve years of Catholic education and I never met a woman like that. It must be a Protestant thing? Martin Luther rocks!!!

fezworth said...

Yeah, it's great... I can actually drink before the game without having to do it at work.

The Only Measure of Success is a Cup said...

Is it me or is the occupation always "student" when it comes to a woman like this? If they were students when I was in college and grad school, I would have studied a hell of lot more!

fezworth said...

success, were you perchance a computer science student?

HabsFan29 said...

philosophy and English Lit guys. they're all there.

Bryan said...

the burgh is losing and so are the B's !

fezworth said...

good catch bryan! the stage is set...

Bethany said...

I'm choosing Lost for the first hour...and if I'm still awake, then I'll watch the game.

HabsFan29 said...

don't tell anyone Bethany, but me too.

wait, what?

Bryan said...

you losers

mick mcgeough is the ref. so much for a rebound win

Bethany said...

Your secret is safe with me!! Go Habs, but don't tell my twin, Tracy. By the way have you ever read Lost-Vivor?

HabsFan29 said...

7-1 Leafs leading B's. yikes

HabsFan29 said...

i haven't read it bethany. heard it's good

HabsFan29 said...

alright are we aloud to have Lost spoilers on this thread?

Bryan said...

did i flip on the bulldogs game by accident? where the fuck are all the fans?

HabsFan29 said...

someone know why Yvon is doing play by play? where's Pierre?

HabsFan29 said...

bryan it's Phoenix

Bethany said...

Lost spoilers are allowed...and what the hell Boston gets lit up every other day.

fezworth said...

Juliet's a baaad girl, apparently... tsk tsk...

HabsFan29 said...

Juliet you slut!

Er, I mean, go habs go!

fezworth said...

Think we're gonna find out who boat-boy is tonight?

Pretty pathetic period... No goals against, but nothing that exciting.

Bethany said...

It's so totally Sayid I think.

Bryan said...

i can't believe you're all watching Lost.

i'll slap a picture of all your testacles on the side of a milk carton, see if we can't get those back for ya

Bethany said...

Oh snap!! Ben wants some booty!!

HabsFan29 said...

hehe good one bryan

it's gonna be Michael

Bethany said...

Maybe it's Walt? Ya know the taller Walt?

fezworth said...

It's Locke's dad!

fezworth said...

bethany, Lost-vivor is fantastic, I've read one post and I'm hooked!

Bethany said...

My mom thinks Charlie...but...they like the Locke's dad idea...

Bethany said...

It IS amazing!! I LOVE IT!! KILL THEM JULIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bethany said...

I wanna make out with Jack...what a slut.

fezworth said...

Bethany, you do realise he probably smells like week-old roadkill

Bethany said...

He's pretty.

"A face you never expected to see again."

I don't think it's Locke's dad...it's Walt or Michael...or Charlie my guess is one of the first two...

HabsFan29 said...

it's so Michael. so what's up with this gas business?

ok, hockey! Pitt and B's both lose. too bad we don't seem to be doing much

Bethany said...

Okay, here's what I think, it's going to be Charlie, because, we wouldn't be surprised by Michael or Walt, because Locke already saw Walt.

How do you guys feel about Gorges?

fezworth said...

Awesome, Habs score just as Lost ends! Perfection :)

HabsFan29 said...

i like the Charlie idea.

Gorges is getting better and better

WOOHOO! i'll take that

Bethany said...

I love the Charlie idea.

I've always liked Gorges.

And, YAY GO HABS!

fezworth said...

Josh Gorges is Ben's man on the boat?? I didn't even know he could act!

HabsFan29 said...

hehehe fezworth

FUCK!

HabsFan29 said...

alright kids some bad news besides the Habs blechy play. yours truly has to be on a 730 AM flight, so it's bed time soon. keep it real out west

Bethany said...

Night 29!!

fezworth said...

Good job Turtleplek, there.

Bryan said...

sooooooooooo

hockey?

fezworth said...

oh, is there hockey? I couldn't tell, what with all the dancing going on on the ice. This game is very much like the San Jose game. We're tied after two, and it feels like we're losing. What's going on?

Bethany said...

DUDE!! Doan and Price are cousins...I feel excited...haha. Sorry if you all knew that and I didn't.

fezworth said...

You have to think that Auntie Price is going to be giving Shane Doan a hard time next time he comes to visit.

"How DARE you score on my son?"

fezworth said...

I was going to say:
"Frankie B! Great backcheck!"

Instead I will say:
"Frankie B! You asshole!"

matt - fear the collapse said...

This is painful to watch.....this is the worst game I have seen them play since their late season collapse last year. This is becoming eerily similar......

matt - fear the collapse said...

I have enjoyed watching Lats come down on one on one's with coyotes defenders. They let him play with a bit and then simply take it away from him. They know he is not skating around anybody.

fezworth said...

Yay, El Capitan!

matt - fear the collapse said...

Okay boys, try to steal this one now.

fezworth said...

I love how the announcers in the away cities sound so dejected when the habs score.

If you listen really closely, you can almost hear the single tear dropping from their quivering chins.

fezworth said...

here it comes, listen for the tear drop!

fezworth said...

Ooo, Theo gets a shutout against Anaheim

matt - fear the collapse said...

Wow, what a goal. Well after an en extremely lackluster 2 periods they pulled this out of their ass. Hopefully they can play that COMPLETE 60 minutes they always talk about on saturday.

Tracy said...

I wish I could have joined in on this chatter last night but alas, I was at the game. Surrounded by a lot of French and not nearly enough ass-moving (by my team at least). I still can't believe we had this in the bag and let it go.

It's getting to be a habit with us.

Anyway, had a pretty good time at the game. Tried to take a bazillion pictures of the Habs' warmups... got two because technology hates me and my camera batteries were dead. The originals AND the backups. What a horrid night. Haha.

Angry Guy said...

We must be discussing Rachel.

Amen.

Hallelujah!

Is that considered a threesome?