Thursday, March 20, 2008

"Ladies and gentlemen, our season's doormat" (jinx!) - Bruins Game Preview and Open Thread

Waiting in line details - 7 PM start, at The Gahden. Oh wait, sorry, what year is this? Habs 6-3-1 in their last 10, but coming off some serious sucking. B's 3-4-3 in their last 10 and fighting for their playoff lives.

This deserves its own paragraph. Habs are 6-0 against the B's this season, including an 8-2 shellacking in the last one. Bruins are gonna be pissed. Habs better be ready.

Pay your cover charge to - Ghosts of the Garden. Unabashed Bruins fans who share my love of the exclamation point.

Hot sexy Habs to watch - Higgins looking decent. The Grabs-Little Tits combo bears watching for the next 15 years (I hope).

Skanky Habs to watch - OK, I'll say it first. What the fuck is up with the Danse à dix line? Each has only one point in their last four games. They don't seem to be playing that badly, but damn they are not converting anything.

Hot sexy B's to watch - Chuck Kobasew has 3 points in his last 2 games. I don't know who that is. Alex Auld has a 1.16 GAA over his last five starts.

Skanky B's to watch - Glen Murray pointless in his last 9 games, Marc Savard pointless in his last 3.

Not dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls - Zdeno Chara and Steve Bégin, both out recently, may both be playing tonight. We could use some Bégin grit. No other word on line-ups, besides Price getting the start.

Alternative programming - if the Habs suck again, be sure to check out Lost on ABC at 9 PM. Kevin Johnson, aka Michael, WTF? It's the last episode for at least a month or so, so expect a big cliffhanger.

Post-game entertainment - do a sudoku. Work your brain instead of your dicks for a change.

21 comments:

HabsFan33 said...

Remember 29, we call it a Sakudoku.

Off to the wilderness for 4 days, we better have clinched a playoff spot by the time I get back. I also better not have ripped out my meniscus on the slopes.

Flying Toaster said...

They should have a stripclub in Boston named the B-Cup or something. Tie in some sexual innuendo with Bruins Impossible Dreams. Yup, i'm tired.

msevigny said...

I don't know if you want to go to a Boston strip club anyways, I get a mental image of a bunch of obnoxious, pot-bellied jackasses, all wearing Red Sox caps and getting tanked up sp they can head home and beat their ugly spouses/children. And the customers would be jerks, too!

HabsFan29 said...

Zing! good one

"bunch of obnoxious, pot-bellied jackasses, all wearing Red Sox caps and getting tanked up"

meanwhile, anyone who walks downtown when the Bruins are in town can verify this easily

HabsFan29 said...

Off to meet Panger who's in town!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Drinking time!

I may be late for the game thread. Hold the fort kids!

Anonymous said...

CHeers!

matt - fear the collapse said...

Well as Samuel L. would say in Jurassic Park, "Hold on to your Butts."
That is basically how it is going to be down the stretch. The Habs have not looked dominant in any of the recent games. Fuck.

msevigny said...

The dreaded "lower body injury" strikes. Who was it that was talking about the Habs not having injury problems?

Tons of chances this period. But only one man dares bust out the Savardian spin-o-rama.

Sonia said...

Kovy's 2nd goal = Great Sex

Bethany said...

Is anyone in here? Kovy is on fire. Damn Lost making me miss the rest of the game.

msevigny said...

The second period was fucking crazy. To hell with Lost (of course I'm on the west coast, I don't have to choose).

Every time Kovalev gets near the net the whole arena gasps, Hab and Bruin fans alike.

fezworth said...

Ryder! Nice goal there :)

fezworth said...

I think the Danse a Dix line figured out what was wrong.

fezworth said...

Holy Goalie Interference, Batman! That's totally ridiculous. From what I've seen though, the Habs have done a good job of clearing pucks out from in front of Carey.

msevigny said...

Can't blame Carey for those two goals. The first was a redirect he couldn't see, the second was blatant interference (so glad they're letting that go this close to the playoffs--look forward to another April full of forwards crashing into goalies).

TSN was right about Thomas--he makes incredible saves sometimes, but he lets in the worst goals in the league.

Bryan said...

w00t

HabsFan29 said...

out drinking eith Panger, watching Lost with friends, missed a Kovy show completely. Fuck. and woo!

Montréaliste1 said...

Yo Gui ! created awsome shit on that Newfie goal.

Fuck. I love kovy.

prairiegirlwarriorpoet said...

The dreaded "lower body injury" strikes. Who was it that was talking about the Habs not having injury problems?

It was HF29. Nice fucking going.

HabsFan33 said...

Heard I missed a great one. Stupid drives up north, why can't we invent warp speed.

HabsFan29 said...

@prairiegirlwarriorpoet - thank you, thank you, my powers are great. bow down before me

ha! i put a jinx right in this post title and it did shit all.

just saw the Kovy highlights. the tears in my eyes are unrelated