Well, well, well. The Breezer's return to Montreal is off to a rip-roaring start, as RDS is reporting that his medical exam has shown a pulled groin muscle. He failed the medical exam that all the other 61 Habs passed with flying colours.So many jokes here I don't even know where to start. I'll just leave it to you commentors. Let's hear 'em. Go!
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My favourite thing about this post? The fact that the tags read "Groins, Patrice Brisebois"
He's utterly fucking useless. His only redeeming value is the snark he brings to the table. Perhaps that's Gainey's strategy - with everyone focused on the ridiculousness of Breezer, perhaps they'll start cutting the others some slack...
No no, this is GOOD. If he's hurt, a young guy gets a chance instead. Come on guys, silver linings...
Of course, if Brisebois plays, that means less boos for Kovalev. Maybe that was Bob's plan all along?
I'm clearly delusional.
The worst is that he's been carrying this injury for more than a month now...
The same ol' Patrice, eh!
More on my blog (in French)...
I heard he pulled it trying on his new form-fitting Reebok skirt.
What. A. Dick.
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