- Habs training camp really gets going today, as the boys actually get on the ice at 10 AM. The ice! Skating! Pucks! TMS is giddy;
- Of course the big story from yesterday was Breeze-by's groin. But apparently his surgically-repaired back is just fine, thank you;
- Also on the medical front, Panger's boy Higgins' surgically-repaired shoulder is fine, too;
- Leafs coach Paul Maurice is clealry delusional, claims Laffs will make the playoffs and compete for the cup. If by "make the playoffs" he means "battle the Habs for 10th place," TMS believes it.
In today's No Sex in the Champagne Room, Panger takes a look at everyone's favourite Newfie, Michael Ryder. You might want to down a few shots of Screech in anticipation. Don't forget to kiss the cod after.