The Game Day Skate for Wednesday, October 15th

Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of another goddamn minority government...

• Bertuzzi is back;
• Alfie has a miracle body;
• Chelly and W, together at last.

Excuse the brevity, there's no time to chit chat, Habs have their home opener tonight!! Wooo! Broons, mutherfuckas!!! Ring of Honour, bitches! We don't know what that means either. We haven't slept much.