Friday, October 10, 2008

The Tits are back. Ladies and Gentlemen, on stage for your dancing pleasure, the Buffalo Sabres - Game Preview and Open Thread

No need for opening bullshit (scroll down for more season preview stuff), so let's dive in.

Waiting in line details - 7:30 PM start, at whatever the hell the Buffalo arena is not named the Aud. On RDS of course, though the RDS crew won't be quite the same as last year. Both teams are 0-0 to start the season. Habs were 4-3-1 against Buffalo last year.

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Hot sexy Habs to watch - Uh, all of them? We can be optimistic for game one. Kovy and Big Tits looked really solid in the pre-season, as did DOOM. The all-new svelte TFS(tm) looked ready to go.

Skanky Habs to watch - with injuries, Koivu-Tangy-Higgy never really had a chance to get going in the pre-season. We'll put Breezer here for now, just to pile on. And how about Milk Carton Mike for old time sake?

Not dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls - Higgy, LaRock / LaCock / LaWreck / Tabernaque (all good suggestions, thx everyone), and Frankie B won't be dancing. Let's hope this is not a sign of things to come.

Hot sexy Sabres to watch - how the fuck should I know? This team will probably live and die by Ryan Miller. Derek Roy had a career high 32 goals and Jason Pominville had 80 points last season.

Skanky Sabres to watch - again, how the fuck should I know?

Let's do some lines - with Higgy out, there are ripples down the whole line-up. Danse à 10 is intact, but then Gui! takes a spot with Koivu and Tangy, GBL will centre Little Tits and Greek Lightning (?!), and Mad Max - Bégin - El Dandy are the 4th line. Chips is fucked over already.

Captain Crunch - mmmm, Cap'n Crunch. Boy I loved when Ally Sheedy made a Cap'n Crunch sandwich in The Breakfast Club (1:30 mark). Claire vs. Allison - discuss. Where was I? Oh, right, captains. Did you know that Saku Koivu is starting his tenth year with the "C"? Wow, I'm getting old. Had there not been a lockout, he would tie Jean Béliveau for the longest tenure as a Habs captain ever. Facing off with Saks will be his old buddy Craig Rivet, he of the zero games played with the team he's captain of.

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Ok kids, the 100th Anniversary crap begins in earnest right now. Let's hear your dirty dirty thoughts in the comments. God I've missed that phrase.

49 comments:

moeman said...

I'm expecting a nice win tonight and and even nicer one tomorrow.

Sad to see CHip not in the line-up. He'd be a 1st liner with Grabovski in that other city.

Also, no Bible Spice to drop the puck tonight? Come on Buffalo! A little VPiLF action woulda been nice. Bonus, Sarah likes to wear f@ck-me pumps, all, the, time.

Go Habs! Go hockey!

Habsfan10 said...

GO HOCKEY PANTS!

And, fuck Les Sabres. Goddamn Don Edwards and Bob Sauve and Danny Gare and their damn play-by-play guy with the fucking La-la-la-la-Laaaa-fonnn-taaaaaaiiiinneeee! bullshit.

Man, I missed hatin' stuff.

wrap around curl said...

Jordan? Really? She isn't too chav for you lot?

Young HF29 said...

@Wrap - i'm not sure what chav means, but she's got a hell of a pair of chavs

OMFG hockey!!! let's do it

HFF33 aka Panger said...

Oh hallelujah, the 21st Centrey has come to Calgary, Alberta, Canada. I’ve had a couple of months to practice, and now I’ve ready for some hot ‘wi-fi’ game action.

What's up HF10, 29?

HFF33 aka Panger said...

Oh it's awesome to hear that song! I'm so glad the CBC did teh sensible thing and let CTV take the rights.

Young HF29 said...

Panger in the house! Look how fancy you are with your wi-fi and stuff.

Fuck im nervous

Young HF29 said...

re the HNIC song - i barely noticed! it was weird, i just sort of heard it and it sounded right. i totally forgot it was new for RDS. it just felt right

HFF33 aka Panger said...

Thanks 29! Good to be here, and I know what you mean.

Wierd with out Yvon...

HFF33 aka Panger said...

Thanks 29! Good to be here, and I know what you mean.

Wierd with out Yvon...

HFF33 aka Panger said...

"it just felt right"

that's what she said!!

(Appologies to those unfamiliar with The Office)

Young HF29 said...

hehehe good one Panger

who's this Joel Bouchard dude in the studio? How do I make an e with an umlaut over it?

Young HF29 said...

and the puck drops!!!! I may cry

Young HF29 said...

GANG BANG!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!

Young HF29 said...

Fuck you Breezer. take a check like a man

Dave said...

Lang breaks the ice early. That's always a good monkey to get off your back. Monkeys are annoying.

Anonymous said...

Nice retaliation, Breezer. Letting your experience shine through there.

Anonymous said...

@ wrap around curl:

I thought that as well. I hate the silly bint.

Dave said...

Doom and Markov looking like kids from a Slip N' Slide commercial.

Young HF29 said...

FEAR THE COLLAPSE PEOPLE!!

too early?

D was pretty ugly on that one

Anonymous said...

Fucksickles.

HFF33 aka Panger said...

Are they re-cracking down on obstruction and no one told the players?

Young HF29 said...

did they just drop the puck and go to commercial? whos on meth in the RDS truck?

Young HF29 said...

meh

Anonymous said...

Is Carbo wearing the tie? This is a question that needs answering.

Anonymous said...

they sold the tie for 100 k at auction.

Anonymous said...

Then we're finished. :-(


PS: $100k......really? Really?!?

Anonymous said...

Hebert Black enjoys seizure inducing ties... a lot.

Young HF29 said...

we've had a little more zip in the last 5 minutes at least. i was getting worried. well, more worried

Anonymous said...

god damn breezer almost gave the buff sabes a nicely gift-wrapped pass at the blue line. good thing it was offsides.

HFF33 aka Panger said...

Gainey is looking like a genius for picking up GBL - so far, anyway. He's been their best player. I wonder how long until he's playing with AK27??

HFF33 aka Panger said...

Gainey is looking like a genius for picking up GBL - so far, anyway. He's been their best player. I wonder how long until he's playing with AK27??

HFF33 aka Panger said...

Gainey is looking like a genius for picking up GBL - so far, anyway. He's been their best player. I wonder how long until he's playing with AK27??

Young HF29 said...

Panger we heard you once. You must not yet be able to handle your crazy new wifi technology

but i do agree. gang bang rules so far. tangy on the other hand...

Anonymous said...

Short-handed for four minutes. Fantastic.

HFF33 aka Panger said...

Begin deserved the first one, but the second was clearly a dive

Young HF29 said...

disaster in the making

Young HF29 said...

feels like we're headed to OT

Anonymous said...

Cheers for that, Lats.

HFF33 aka Panger said...

I think I know who this year's whipping boy is gonna be.

HFF33 aka Panger said...

What a pass by Alex.

Anonymous said...

oh god damnit hamr.

"i know only slaps shots, no wrists shots."

Young HF29 said...

oh Kovy i do love you 4 on 4

Young HF29 said...

i miss ties

Anonymous said...

cancel the parade.

im a leafs fan now. see ya suckers.

HFF33 aka Panger said...

Fuck. Fuck.

Ok, well it's not like the stunk it up. They better win tomorrow though.

Later peeps, I'm headin' up to the 'chuck.

Go hockey!

Anonymous said...

Briseboise, Latendresse, Begin...yo're cut...and I've got my eye on you O'byrne, not seeing much of an upside.

Anonymous said...

Lats, come into the office please...here are some two for one steamies coupons...we had a few laughs, but unfortunately for you, you are cut. I can move faster on the ice in my socks than you can with skates on...back to hamilton with ya.
- Coach Carbo

Anonymous said...

Reality check please!