Friday, October 10, 2008

The Tits are back. Ladies and Gentlemen, on stage for your dancing pleasure, the Buffalo Sabres - Game Preview and Open Thread

No need for opening bullshit (scroll down for more season preview stuff), so let's dive in.

Waiting in line details - 7:30 PM start, at whatever the hell the Buffalo arena is not named the Aud. On RDS of course, though the RDS crew won't be quite the same as last year. Both teams are 0-0 to start the season. Habs were 4-3-1 against Buffalo last year.

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Hot sexy Habs to watch - Uh, all of them? We can be optimistic for game one. Kovy and Big Tits looked really solid in the pre-season, as did DOOM. The all-new svelte TFS(tm) looked ready to go.

Skanky Habs to watch - with injuries, Koivu-Tangy-Higgy never really had a chance to get going in the pre-season. We'll put Breezer here for now, just to pile on. And how about Milk Carton Mike for old time sake?

Not dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls - Higgy, LaRock / LaCock / LaWreck / Tabernaque (all good suggestions, thx everyone), and Frankie B won't be dancing. Let's hope this is not a sign of things to come.

Hot sexy Sabres to watch - how the fuck should I know? This team will probably live and die by Ryan Miller. Derek Roy had a career high 32 goals and Jason Pominville had 80 points last season.

Skanky Sabres to watch - again, how the fuck should I know?

Let's do some lines - with Higgy out, there are ripples down the whole line-up. Danse à 10 is intact, but then Gui! takes a spot with Koivu and Tangy, GBL will centre Little Tits and Greek Lightning (?!), and Mad Max - Bégin - El Dandy are the 4th line. Chips is fucked over already.

Captain Crunch - mmmm, Cap'n Crunch. Boy I loved when Ally Sheedy made a Cap'n Crunch sandwich in The Breakfast Club (1:30 mark). Claire vs. Allison - discuss. Where was I? Oh, right, captains. Did you know that Saku Koivu is starting his tenth year with the "C"? Wow, I'm getting old. Had there not been a lockout, he would tie Jean Béliveau for the longest tenure as a Habs captain ever. Facing off with Saks will be his old buddy Craig Rivet, he of the zero games played with the team he's captain of.

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Ok kids, the 100th Anniversary crap begins in earnest right now. Let's hear your dirty dirty thoughts in the comments. God I've missed that phrase.

49 comments:

moeman said...

I'm expecting a nice win tonight and and even nicer one tomorrow.

Sad to see CHip not in the line-up. He'd be a 1st liner with Grabovski in that other city.

Also, no Bible Spice to drop the puck tonight? Come on Buffalo! A little VPiLF action woulda been nice. Bonus, Sarah likes to wear f@ck-me pumps, all, the, time.

Go Habs! Go hockey!

Habsfan10 said...

GO HOCKEY PANTS!

And, fuck Les Sabres. Goddamn Don Edwards and Bob Sauve and Danny Gare and their damn play-by-play guy with the fucking La-la-la-la-Laaaa-fonnn-taaaaaaiiiinneeee! bullshit.

Man, I missed hatin' stuff.

wrap around curl said...

Jordan? Really? She isn't too chav for you lot?

HabsFan29 said...

@Wrap - i'm not sure what chav means, but she's got a hell of a pair of chavs

OMFG hockey!!! let's do it

panger76 said...

Oh hallelujah, the 21st Centrey has come to Calgary, Alberta, Canada. I’ve had a couple of months to practice, and now I’ve ready for some hot ‘wi-fi’ game action.

What's up HF10, 29?

panger76 said...

Oh it's awesome to hear that song! I'm so glad the CBC did teh sensible thing and let CTV take the rights.

HabsFan29 said...

Panger in the house! Look how fancy you are with your wi-fi and stuff.

Fuck im nervous

HabsFan29 said...

re the HNIC song - i barely noticed! it was weird, i just sort of heard it and it sounded right. i totally forgot it was new for RDS. it just felt right

panger76 said...

Thanks 29! Good to be here, and I know what you mean.

Wierd with out Yvon...

panger76 said...

Thanks 29! Good to be here, and I know what you mean.

Wierd with out Yvon...

panger76 said...

"it just felt right"

that's what she said!!

(Appologies to those unfamiliar with The Office)

HabsFan29 said...

hehehe good one Panger

who's this Joel Bouchard dude in the studio? How do I make an e with an umlaut over it?

HabsFan29 said...

and the puck drops!!!! I may cry

HabsFan29 said...

GANG BANG!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!

HabsFan29 said...

Fuck you Breezer. take a check like a man

HabsFan4 said...

Lang breaks the ice early. That's always a good monkey to get off your back. Monkeys are annoying.

Rips it, scores! said...

Nice retaliation, Breezer. Letting your experience shine through there.

Rips it, scores! said...

@ wrap around curl:

I thought that as well. I hate the silly bint.

HabsFan4 said...

Doom and Markov looking like kids from a Slip N' Slide commercial.

HabsFan29 said...

FEAR THE COLLAPSE PEOPLE!!

too early?

D was pretty ugly on that one

Rips it, scores! said...

Fucksickles.

panger76 said...

Are they re-cracking down on obstruction and no one told the players?

HabsFan29 said...

did they just drop the puck and go to commercial? whos on meth in the RDS truck?

HabsFan29 said...

meh

Rips it, scores! said...

Is Carbo wearing the tie? This is a question that needs answering.

shutdown said...

they sold the tie for 100 k at auction.

Rips it, scores! said...

Then we're finished. :-(


PS: $100k......really? Really?!?

Shutdown said...

Hebert Black enjoys seizure inducing ties... a lot.

HabsFan29 said...

we've had a little more zip in the last 5 minutes at least. i was getting worried. well, more worried

Shutdown said...

god damn breezer almost gave the buff sabes a nicely gift-wrapped pass at the blue line. good thing it was offsides.

panger76 said...

Gainey is looking like a genius for picking up GBL - so far, anyway. He's been their best player. I wonder how long until he's playing with AK27??

panger76 said...

Gainey is looking like a genius for picking up GBL - so far, anyway. He's been their best player. I wonder how long until he's playing with AK27??

panger76 said...

Gainey is looking like a genius for picking up GBL - so far, anyway. He's been their best player. I wonder how long until he's playing with AK27??

HabsFan29 said...

Panger we heard you once. You must not yet be able to handle your crazy new wifi technology

but i do agree. gang bang rules so far. tangy on the other hand...

Rips it, scores! said...

Short-handed for four minutes. Fantastic.

panger76 said...

Begin deserved the first one, but the second was clearly a dive

HabsFan29 said...

disaster in the making

HabsFan29 said...

feels like we're headed to OT

Rips it, scores! said...

Cheers for that, Lats.

panger76 said...

I think I know who this year's whipping boy is gonna be.

panger76 said...

What a pass by Alex.

Shutdown said...

oh god damnit hamr.

"i know only slaps shots, no wrists shots."

HabsFan29 said...

oh Kovy i do love you 4 on 4

HabsFan29 said...

i miss ties

Shutdown said...

cancel the parade.

im a leafs fan now. see ya suckers.

panger76 said...

Fuck. Fuck.

Ok, well it's not like the stunk it up. They better win tomorrow though.

Later peeps, I'm headin' up to the 'chuck.

Go hockey!

matt - fear the collapse said...

Briseboise, Latendresse, Begin...yo're cut...and I've got my eye on you O'byrne, not seeing much of an upside.

matt - fear the collapse said...

Lats, come into the office please...here are some two for one steamies coupons...we had a few laughs, but unfortunately for you, you are cut. I can move faster on the ice in my socks than you can with skates on...back to hamilton with ya.
- Coach Carbo

Zdeno Chara said...

Reality check please!