Monday, October 20, 2008
Waiting in line details - 7:30 start, Bell Centre. Habs looking for their 5th straight win. Panthers are actually playing .500 hockey and putting their cross-state rivals to shame. Enjoy this game, because after this the Habs don't hit the ice again 'til Saturday. Panthers have actually beaten the Habs 3 straight on Bell Centre ice.
Pay your cover charge to - boy the pickings are slim. Panthers' only fan blog (to our knowledge), Panthers Daily Puck, hasn't posted in 10 days. They may want to consider changing that blog title.
Hot sexy Habs to watch - well that new number 1a line (Guay-Tender-Saks, TM Panger) was all over the ice Saturday night. Saks and Markov tied for the club lead with 8 points.
Skanky Habs to watch - Mr. Plekanec, please report to the start of the season. Mr. Thomas Plekanec, please report to the season.
Hot sexy Panthers to watch - After a meh start to the season, Tomas Vokoun shut out the Islanders over the weekend. Panthers' leading scorer is some dude named David Booth. He's now playing in the Phone Booth. Omen?
Skanky Panthers to watch - I'm seriously considering suspending this item for future previews if there are no opposing blogs out there to tell me who sucks.
See if you can follow along here - Big Tits is out with an "upper body injury" (read: concussion). Little Tits will take his spot on the Danse à Dix line. Higgy still hasn't been medically cleared to play, so Bégin will play with Lang and Greek Lightning. That is, if Bégin even plays, as he has the flu (oh god not the flu thing again). If he does play, Lang's gonna love having two finishers on his wings. LaRock is out with a sore groin. The fourth line will be compsed of Mad Max and two dudes chosen at random from the Bell Centre crowd. Actually, he'll have El Dandy and the return of Chips!!! (lap dance to les_glorieux for spotting that one first). Frankie B is ready to go, leaving Breezer in the trunk of Panger's car. Hopefully forever. Jaro pley eeen netties.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - strip clubs are depressing on Monday. Stay home and watch the new Prison Break. Will the gang be able to work with the dangerously hot and hotly dangerous Susan B. Anthony / Gretchen (semi-NSFW photo)? I know you ladies love Wentworth Miller, so there's something for you too.
Let's hear your dirty thoughts about any of the Prison Breakers in the comments...