Monday, October 20, 2008

Mmm Florida... Game Preview and Open Thread

Nice view in Florida...

Waiting in line details - 7:30 start, Bell Centre. Habs looking for their 5th straight win. Panthers are actually playing .500 hockey and putting their cross-state rivals to shame. Enjoy this game, because after this the Habs don't hit the ice again 'til Saturday. Panthers have actually beaten the Habs 3 straight on Bell Centre ice.

Pay your cover charge to - boy the pickings are slim. Panthers' only fan blog (to our knowledge), Panthers Daily Puck, hasn't posted in 10 days. They may want to consider changing that blog title.

Hot sexy Habs to watch - well that new number 1a line (Guay-Tender-Saks, TM Panger) was all over the ice Saturday night. Saks and Markov tied for the club lead with 8 points.

Skanky Habs to watch - Mr. Plekanec, please report to the start of the season. Mr. Thomas Plekanec, please report to the season.

Hot sexy Panthers to watch - After a meh start to the season, Tomas Vokoun shut out the Islanders over the weekend. Panthers' leading scorer is some dude named David Booth. He's now playing in the Phone Booth. Omen?

Skanky Panthers to watch - I'm seriously considering suspending this item for future previews if there are no opposing blogs out there to tell me who sucks.

See if you can follow along here - Big Tits is out with an "upper body injury" (read: concussion). Little Tits will take his spot on the Danse à Dix line. Higgy still hasn't been medically cleared to play, so Bégin will play with Lang and Greek Lightning. That is, if Bégin even plays, as he has the flu (oh god not the flu thing again). If he does play, Lang's gonna love having two finishers on his wings. LaRock is out with a sore groin. The fourth line will be compsed of Mad Max and two dudes chosen at random from the Bell Centre crowd. Actually, he'll have El Dandy and the return of Chips!!! (lap dance to les_glorieux for spotting that one first). Frankie B is ready to go, leaving Breezer in the trunk of Panger's car. Hopefully forever. Jaro pley eeen netties.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment - strip clubs are depressing on Monday. Stay home and watch the new Prison Break. Will the gang be able to work with the dangerously hot and hotly dangerous Susan B. Anthony / Gretchen (semi-NSFW photo)? I know you ladies love Wentworth Miller, so there's something for you too.

Let's hear your dirty thoughts about any of the Prison Breakers in the comments...

54 comments:

moeman said...

Is that Sarah 'VPILF' Palin looking out at the ocean?

coreypronman said...

For Skanky Panthers how about Micheal Frolik.

The whole reason they tradd Jokinen was because they thought Matthias and Frolik could step in and fill the void.

Now Mathias didn't even break with the team while Frolik (who the Panthers have labeled Baby Jagr) has been a healthy scratch in all but one game.

eyebleaf said...

I've got Plekanec in my pool. And he was a keeper. I am not impressed.

Limerick Dude said...

Re: Prison Break - I'm sure when Gretchen was tied up, that big bastard who kills people has the 'equipment' that he could have used to 'convince' her to talk...

Episode Titles that sound dirty but aren't:
Season 2, Episode 3 - T-Bag gets a Hand Job.

Oh, and Habs 5, Pussies 1

moeman said...

Jaro in nets mean that TFS is on the bench listening to Garth Brooks on his iPod?

wrap around curl said...

Prison Break is still on TV?!

Gino Tomac said...

If Little Tits awakens TurtlePlek, does Big Tits get bumped down with Gang Bang and CHiggins?

And if Chips does well, does El Dandy get bumped down to Scott Livingston's intern?

And if Scott Livingston does well, maybe we won't have so many players sitting out with dick pain.

Theory: Groin injuries being sustained by an overuse of lap dances.

panger76 said...

Come on Gino, a strained groin from a lapdancese? You know the girl is supposed to do all the work, right? I mean, what are you paying her for??

I can' twait to see what Little Tits does with Kovy and turtlePlek. I've been hearing how he's as talented as Big Tits, but I'm not sure sure. However, he is a harder worker which is what hat line needs right now.

Go Guay-Tender-Saks!

Shutdown said...

-Regarding Prison Break

Gretchen was hot to me. Until she told us she touched in her no-no spot with a coat hanger.

I don't care if it's only part of the story. That scared the shit out of me.

Also I can't tell where she's looking in that lingerie pict. of her.

moeman said...

I find it funny that ex-Nords Coach Nergeron on RDS has become a complete non-entity. His tiny noise making on the horrible 110% was more vocal tahn his pipsqueaks with Chantal YuMMMMMMMMMMMMMaCabée.

~~~

Counting the ticks until CHips! hits the ice...

moeman said...

(B)ergeron.

Anonymous said...

shouldn't it be Tender-Guay-Saks?

Anonymous said...

Begin has the flu?? Honestly I'd prefer he stay off the ice and not infect anybody else...but he pretty much has to play otherwise we only have 13 forwards (Chips included) which could mean the unthinkable, Brisebois on the wing.

CheGordito said...

Hello FHF! Glad to see the blog's still going well. I've been skipping out because of the NSFW content (not that I'd change it).

I quit rhyming after it failed me against Philly, so I have nothing to say. Don't even know why I'm posting...

HabsFan29 said...

@anon - some people are reporting it's the flu, some people are reporting it's just a cold. either way, if it means Breezer on the wing, he should play through anything short of death (and even then...)

@ other anonynmous (or maybe the same one) - Tender-Guay-Saks vs. Guay-Tender-Saks. hmmm. they both work for me. Panger invented it, he'll be the final arbiter

@wrap - any dissing of PB will get you banned from this site

@Shutdown - that was a hell of a scene. frankly, it made me hotter for her. but im a perv. and she looks at NO ONE

kevincrumbs said...

Hmm.... Florida seems to always do well for whatever reason. I mean, this game will seem like a letdown no matter what.

I feel sort of unexcited about this one.

HabsFan29 said...

@che - you're posting just to say hi. that's sweet! so hi back

Anonymous said...

http://blogs.sun-sentinel.com/sports_hockey_panthers/2008/10/pete-and-jacque.html

moeman said...

Cube is in. brunet is all dyed in the wool happy.

HabsFan29 said...

@moeman. heh. and Bégin out. I think that leaves 11 forwards. Calling Breezer to the wing! At least he couldnt make any D gaffes from there, can he?

HabsFan29 said...

CHips on the ice to start!!! woooo

HabsFan29 said...

Ha-lak! Ha-lak! Ha-lak!

HabsFan29 said...

Dandy-Cube-Mad Max. It's like an offensive juggernaut on that line

moeman said...

Jareau!

Shutdown said...

Jaro ees very naice! yes?!

kevincrumbs said...

Wow! Yet another great save by Halak. Although everytime I see #41, I freak out and think we've got T-Bo back.

kevincrumbs said...

Bah. Crappy powerplay.

moeman said...

As a French-Canadian, brunet embarrasses me with his overhyping French-Canadians. Ta geule!

Shutdown said...

Although there have been chances for both teams in this game, is anyone else bored as hell?

moeman said...

Yup, so far I'm as enthused as Kovy.

kevincrumbs said...

Dude, fuck Nathan Horton. I saw that weak shove after Kovy's "hit" but apparently Versus didn't.

FINALLY! A goal!

Shutdown said...

Flash forward to June 2009.
Markov wins Norris. Koivu wins Art Ross/Heart.

moeman said...

Jareau! Jareau!

moeman said...

A clinic in passing da puck.

Shutdown said...

I take back my boredom statement.

wrap around curl said...

@ HF29: I ain't hatin' on Prison Break. I totally remember being way into my freshmen year when I was blowing off class and learning I really liked screwdrivers.

wrap around curl said...

Ok I forgot what time the game was on and I come home after being at a car dealer and the score is this!?

Shutdown said...

awww. come on. awww.

Shutdown said...

1-1
pussy cats just scored.

wrap around curl said...

What the balls?

HabsFan29 said...

i have a friend over and we're drinking and not watching the game. 1-1??? wtf?

@wrap - good to hear about PB.

Shutdown said...

FRANKY B.!

Shutdown said...

If that wasn't obvious enough for the losers who aren't watching, it's 2-1.

moeman said...

Sloppy game. Don't like the sloppy.

Shutdown said...

Make or Break
2:17 left. and a PP for Flawrida.

Shutdown said...

3-1 Pleky with a bitch goal.
5 -0 and 1 ain't bad.

moeman said...

Sloppy 2 points. Take em and practice hard.

See ya'll on Saturday.

Until then, Go Habs!

Anonymous said...

who is cube?

HabsFan29 said...

@anon - Frankie Bouillon. Bouillon cube. mmm bouillon

2 points is 2 points i guess. but we gotta get our shit together

Anonymous said...

so have you guys heard these Gaborik to Montreal rumors?

Higgins has been mentioned going back the other way

Number31 said...

Who needs Gaborik. He'll be injured walking onto the plane...

I kind of liked this game. I thought it was pretty equal. Every chance they got was recovered, every chance we got was recovered. It was kind of freaky. Though I can't help but thinking the Habs were playing the Kitchener Rangers. And happy birthday, Cube! (Well, one day off). Here's a game, a goal, and 2 points.

PS. Chips stays or I kill something.

the-jumbotron.com said...

Ryder fucked us again.

I also had the Panthers on the moneyline, thanks a bunch!

WufPirate said...

The Litter Box is a quality Panthers blog. And it is actually updated.

HabsFan29 said...

@wufpirate - thx! they are definitely a good blog. ive filed it away for the next Panthers game

Here's the link if anyone wants to check it out