Someone needs to tell this lovely lady that there's $10 to be made out there. And that the season's started. Though after Saturday night's friendly trouncing of the Leafs, no one really has to tell the Habs. Took 'em a game, but the alarm went off. Let's hope they don't hit snooze, 'cause we're playing a real team tonight. Habs are undefeated against the Flyers in the last 7 regular season games. Playoffs, what? I, uh, don't remember anything.
Waiting in line details - 7 PM start, Wachovia center, sight of the Sarah Palin booing Saturday night. Her hair looked fabulous, but that off-white short jacket was not flattering. Since she won't talk about issues, I won't either.
Pay your cover charge to - our old friends Nadine of Flyers.Femme and Kristin of eager to go psycho. How was the off-season ladies? We missed you! See you in the playoffs again god forbid?
Hot sexy Habs to watch - Tangy, Little Tits, Koivu and Jaro's goalposts all had fine games against the Laffs. The PP woke up. Even Gui! is in the NHL Top 20 in scoring. It's an early-season statistical aberration no doubt.
Skanky Habs to watch - Not too many after Saturday. It's early, I'm sure this space will fill up soon.
Not dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls - the by-now usual suspects, Higgins, Frankie B and Big Georges.
Not dancing for no explicable reason - our boy Chips. Pretty please can he come out and play?
Flyers to watch - it's thanksgiving, I'm too lazy to research today. Nadine and Kristin can clue us in.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - I'm not too lazy to research strip clubs, and thus recommend Day Dreams (uh, warning? NSFW-ish and sound auto-play) because they GIVE YOU FREE BEER. That's my kind of business policy. And sleeping beauty above is on their website, so I'm sure it's a party place.
Dirty thoughts? You know where they go.
Waiting in line details - 7 PM start, Wachovia center, sight of the Sarah Palin booing Saturday night. Her hair looked fabulous, but that off-white short jacket was not flattering. Since she won't talk about issues, I won't either.
Pay your cover charge to - our old friends Nadine of Flyers.Femme and Kristin of eager to go psycho. How was the off-season ladies? We missed you! See you in the playoffs again god forbid?
Hot sexy Habs to watch - Tangy, Little Tits, Koivu and Jaro's goalposts all had fine games against the Laffs. The PP woke up. Even Gui! is in the NHL Top 20 in scoring. It's an early-season statistical aberration no doubt.
Skanky Habs to watch - Not too many after Saturday. It's early, I'm sure this space will fill up soon.
Not dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls - the by-now usual suspects, Higgins, Frankie B and Big Georges.
Not dancing for no explicable reason - our boy Chips. Pretty please can he come out and play?
Flyers to watch - it's thanksgiving, I'm too lazy to research today. Nadine and Kristin can clue us in.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment - I'm not too lazy to research strip clubs, and thus recommend Day Dreams (uh, warning? NSFW-ish and sound auto-play) because they GIVE YOU FREE BEER. That's my kind of business policy. And sleeping beauty above is on their website, so I'm sure it's a party place.
Dirty thoughts? You know where they go.
50 comments:
Oh how I hope that Carey has a big game and shuts up the doubters who are still harping on the Philly series last year. However, the fact we sweep them last year (I'm not making that up, right?) makes me leeery of such predictions.
Speaking of season sweeps, the only thing that could top last year's sweep of the Bruins would be to sweep the Leafs this year - of course it would't be as epic since we won't play the Leafs as often.
Happy Thnaksgiving everyone, albeit a little early for the Americans out there. I'm thankful for Carey Price and $12 blowjobs.
Here's hoping our Habs stuff the Philly net like I'll be stuffing my face, with turkey and fixin's. Yes, I'm wearing pants.
Go Habs!
Go Hockey!
Play CHips FFS!
effen Flyers, we need to bury em tonight. Oh and I'm thankful for leftovers, I don't have to cook tonight.
my god, you guys see about Cherapanov? 19 years old. yikes
Terrible news about the kid... Tragic.
i just bought 4 pies. and by bought i mean stole. time for half a pie methinks. lemon, pecan, or pumpkin?
strawberry-rhubarb?
lemon, pecan, and two pumpkin
oh i already said that lol
Panger76, you're paying way to much for a BJ. You could get six of them in Bankok for that price.
Good evening, guys! I'll hang with you as long as I can, but I have a 4:30 a.m. wake-up call. And I'm a right bitch if I don't get enough sleep. (Not entirely fair to the poor TSA peeps.)
As for sexy Flyers to watch: Hmmm. Booing S.P. was the highlight of the Saturday night. If I can't pick the loud-mouthed fans, I'll have to go with the following four: Timonen, Kukkonen, Niitty and Coburn.
alright go hockey!
still no Chips, grrr
OMG! Too many games. I won't lie I am toggling between the Habs and Caps.
anyone out there? you're not missing much
Man, I wish I could get RDS HD out here in toronto. I can get SRC HD (which is completely useless), but not RDS.
Anyways, nice hit by Komisarek!
Time to bury one on this PP...
One penalty so far? How fun is that? Ugh.
See, I knew my eyes were deceiving me!
I swear Kovy means to hit that post...nobody can hit it that much by accident.
why? why do hockey players use their stick like that dammit???
woohooo! chippiness!
In game discussion(arguement).....Who's the bigger doofus? Avery or Hollweg?
fuck, wouldn't it be nice to have laraque tonight?
avery's body of work is just that much longer
I'm going with Avery, because he's also so much fun to speculate about in so many different ways.
Am I the only one who thinks that this game has been a bore until about halfway through the period? The Habs don't look so good and besides Kovy's one-time shot, there hasn't been much in terms of true Habs chances.
Also, am I the only one stuck with the Flyers' feed? If I see this damn Center Ice advert one more time, I'm going to go try and strangle myself.
As much as I dislike Latendresse, we almost have to keep him with Koivu and Tanguay, because they will actually keep him somewhat active, I am sure he would disappear completely with Lang and little tits.
HOLY CRAP! Andrei Kostitsyn... the hit and the goal! Wow!
I was writing a whole long answer to Matt but i was interrupted by TITS!!!!
welcome to the 08-09 season BIG TITS!
ecstasy to nightmare in like, a minute
tanguay..let's see a big goal buddy...haven't seen much of you this game
Habs are like sleepwalking again dammit...
god aweful PP...here we go again, one game play well, next game play half asleep. Frustrating to watch.
Habs still looking a bit "meh" tonight. Not enough sustained pressure in the Flyers' zone.
Is everybody else too busy eating to comment?
i think i blacked out for about 15 minutes as a result of Habs' listlessness
no flow to this game
What a high-flying offense...too bad it only comes out against brutal teams.
methinks the "skanky habs to watch" in the next preview will have some entrants
must have been a hell of an intermission speech
I'm not really sure we deserve this lead but we've looked a lot better since taking the lead. Good sequence there on the forecheck by Greek Lightning.
@kevincrumbs - i'm sure we don't deserve this lead
I can't wait for Laraque, but damn I want to beat the bastards without him.
Yah baby!!
FUCK! my heart cant take this this early in the season
bottom line, 5 points out of 6 on the road trip. but boy, tonight it was up and down
woohoo! after the game "fight"
Way to stay classy Hartnell with the post buzzer hit on Gui.
This wasn't pretty from the Habs but you've got to win those games in which you don't look so great in.
Good comeback. It's like a whole new team came out in the 3rd. What did Carbo tell them?
On the Flyers side, I was very impressed with that Italian kid. (The one Kovy checked).
Hartnell, take a loss like man you baboon...
hartnell, you're in my fantasy pool. why couldn't you make it a bigger, dirtier hit on breezer and get a game misconduct?
How about Lapierre and Downey's fight, huh?
They looked like two retards fighting over a snickers bar.
yeah it was lame... i dunno how much you guys watch of the west but the iginla/mitchell fight was good. good ole boys droppin their helmets first.
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