Monday, October 13, 2008

Wake up! Season's started. Philly Game preview and Open Thread

Someone needs to tell this lovely lady that there's $10 to be made out there. And that the season's started. Though after Saturday night's friendly trouncing of the Leafs, no one really has to tell the Habs. Took 'em a game, but the alarm went off. Let's hope they don't hit snooze, 'cause we're playing a real team tonight. Habs are undefeated against the Flyers in the last 7 regular season games. Playoffs, what? I, uh, don't remember anything.

Waiting in line details - 7 PM start, Wachovia center, sight of the Sarah Palin booing Saturday night. Her hair looked fabulous, but that off-white short jacket was not flattering. Since she won't talk about issues, I won't either.

Pay your cover charge to - our old friends Nadine of Flyers.Femme and Kristin of eager to go psycho. How was the off-season ladies? We missed you! See you in the playoffs again god forbid?

Hot sexy Habs to watch - Tangy, Little Tits, Koivu and Jaro's goalposts all had fine games against the Laffs. The PP woke up. Even Gui! is in the NHL Top 20 in scoring. It's an early-season statistical aberration no doubt.

Skanky Habs to watch - Not too many after Saturday. It's early, I'm sure this space will fill up soon.

Not dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls - the by-now usual suspects, Higgins, Frankie B and Big Georges.

Not dancing for no explicable reason - our boy Chips. Pretty please can he come out and play?

Flyers to watch - it's thanksgiving, I'm too lazy to research today. Nadine and Kristin can clue us in.

Post-game adult entertainment establishment - I'm not too lazy to research strip clubs, and thus recommend Day Dreams (uh, warning? NSFW-ish and sound auto-play) because they GIVE YOU FREE BEER. That's my kind of business policy. And sleeping beauty above is on their website, so I'm sure it's a party place.

Dirty thoughts? You know where they go.

51 comments:

panger76 said...

Oh how I hope that Carey has a big game and shuts up the doubters who are still harping on the Philly series last year. However, the fact we sweep them last year (I'm not making that up, right?) makes me leeery of such predictions.

Speaking of season sweeps, the only thing that could top last year's sweep of the Bruins would be to sweep the Leafs this year - of course it would't be as epic since we won't play the Leafs as often.

Happy Thnaksgiving everyone, albeit a little early for the Americans out there. I'm thankful for Carey Price and $12 blowjobs.

moeman said...

Here's hoping our Habs stuff the Philly net like I'll be stuffing my face, with turkey and fixin's. Yes, I'm wearing pants.

Go Habs!

Go Hockey!

Play CHips FFS!

Moey said...

effen Flyers, we need to bury em tonight. Oh and I'm thankful for leftovers, I don't have to cook tonight.

HabsFan29 said...

my god, you guys see about Cherapanov? 19 years old. yikes

Number31 said...

Terrible news about the kid... Tragic.

Bryan said...

i just bought 4 pies. and by bought i mean stole. time for half a pie methinks. lemon, pecan, or pumpkin?

HabsFan29 said...

strawberry-rhubarb?

Bryan said...

lemon, pecan, and two pumpkin

Bryan said...

oh i already said that lol

Moey said...

Panger76, you're paying way to much for a BJ. You could get six of them in Bankok for that price.

Nadine said...

Good evening, guys! I'll hang with you as long as I can, but I have a 4:30 a.m. wake-up call. And I'm a right bitch if I don't get enough sleep. (Not entirely fair to the poor TSA peeps.)

As for sexy Flyers to watch: Hmmm. Booing S.P. was the highlight of the Saturday night. If I can't pick the loud-mouthed fans, I'll have to go with the following four: Timonen, Kukkonen, Niitty and Coburn.

HabsFan29 said...

alright go hockey!

still no Chips, grrr

wrap around curl said...

OMG! Too many games. I won't lie I am toggling between the Habs and Caps.

HabsFan29 said...

anyone out there? you're not missing much

matt - ftc said...

Man, I wish I could get RDS HD out here in toronto. I can get SRC HD (which is completely useless), but not RDS.

Anyways, nice hit by Komisarek!
Time to bury one on this PP...

Nadine said...

One penalty so far? How fun is that? Ugh.

Nadine said...

See, I knew my eyes were deceiving me!

matt - ftc said...

I swear Kovy means to hit that post...nobody can hit it that much by accident.

HabsFan29 said...

why? why do hockey players use their stick like that dammit???

HabsFan29 said...

woohooo! chippiness!

hmanpuckfan said...

In game discussion(arguement).....Who's the bigger doofus? Avery or Hollweg?

matt - ftc said...

fuck, wouldn't it be nice to have laraque tonight?

HabsFan29 said...

avery's body of work is just that much longer

Nadine said...

I'm going with Avery, because he's also so much fun to speculate about in so many different ways.

kevincrumbs said...

Am I the only one who thinks that this game has been a bore until about halfway through the period? The Habs don't look so good and besides Kovy's one-time shot, there hasn't been much in terms of true Habs chances.

Also, am I the only one stuck with the Flyers' feed? If I see this damn Center Ice advert one more time, I'm going to go try and strangle myself.

matt - fttc said...

As much as I dislike Latendresse, we almost have to keep him with Koivu and Tanguay, because they will actually keep him somewhat active, I am sure he would disappear completely with Lang and little tits.

kevincrumbs said...

HOLY CRAP! Andrei Kostitsyn... the hit and the goal! Wow!

HabsFan29 said...

I was writing a whole long answer to Matt but i was interrupted by TITS!!!!

matt - ftc said...

welcome to the 08-09 season BIG TITS!

HabsFan29 said...

ecstasy to nightmare in like, a minute

matt - fear the collapse said...

fuck

matt - fear the collapse said...

tanguay..let's see a big goal buddy...haven't seen much of you this game

Number31 said...

Habs are like sleepwalking again dammit...

matt - fear the collapse said...

god aweful PP...here we go again, one game play well, next game play half asleep. Frustrating to watch.

kevincrumbs said...

Habs still looking a bit "meh" tonight. Not enough sustained pressure in the Flyers' zone.

Is everybody else too busy eating to comment?

HabsFan29 said...

i think i blacked out for about 15 minutes as a result of Habs' listlessness

HabsFan29 said...

no flow to this game

matt - fear the collapse said...

What a high-flying offense...too bad it only comes out against brutal teams.

HabsFan29 said...

methinks the "skanky habs to watch" in the next preview will have some entrants

HabsFan29 said...

must have been a hell of an intermission speech

kevincrumbs said...

I'm not really sure we deserve this lead but we've looked a lot better since taking the lead. Good sequence there on the forecheck by Greek Lightning.

HabsFan29 said...

@kevincrumbs - i'm sure we don't deserve this lead

Moey said...

I can't wait for Laraque, but damn I want to beat the bastards without him.

HabsFan29 said...

Yah baby!!

HabsFan29 said...

FUCK! my heart cant take this this early in the season

HabsFan29 said...

bottom line, 5 points out of 6 on the road trip. but boy, tonight it was up and down

woohoo! after the game "fight"

kevincrumbs said...

Way to stay classy Hartnell with the post buzzer hit on Gui.

This wasn't pretty from the Habs but you've got to win those games in which you don't look so great in.

Number31 said...

Good comeback. It's like a whole new team came out in the 3rd. What did Carbo tell them?

On the Flyers side, I was very impressed with that Italian kid. (The one Kovy checked).

Hartnell, take a loss like man you baboon...

Bryan said...

hartnell, you're in my fantasy pool. why couldn't you make it a bigger, dirtier hit on breezer and get a game misconduct?

Shutdown said...

How about Lapierre and Downey's fight, huh?
They looked like two retards fighting over a snickers bar.

Bryan said...

yeah it was lame... i dunno how much you guys watch of the west but the iginla/mitchell fight was good. good ole boys droppin their helmets first.