- Looks like Higgins, Frankie B and Laraque (seriously, nickname? the fucking season starts tomorrow) will not make it to the ice Friday night for the opener. After being virtually injury-free last year... we can't finish this sentence;
- Lap dance to FHF regular grrrreg for pointing out Craig Rivet has been named captain in Buffalo. Uh, he hasn't even played a game there yet;
- TMS Mini Rant time! Thanks to Panger for clueing us in to the fact that Sarah Palin will drop the ceremonial puck at the Flyers opener. Fuck that miserable attack dog bitch and Republican stooge and Flyers owner Ed Snider. Injecting politics into the fucking season opener? If I was a Philadelphian I'd be pissed (well, more than I am). Now, normally I wouldn't have a problem with this - it seems like just another campaign stop. But fuck, that unqualified lying cunt reaps all the benefits of public events without the other side of the coin, i.e. ANSWERING ONE FUCKING QUESTION FROM A REPORTER. Oh, she's just a simple little hockey mom, dontcha know? Sorry you ignorant slut, if you want to be one 72-year old heartbeat away from being leader of the free world you'll have to answer a question or two. Maybe be able to name a fucking newspaper and not just call your opponents terrorist sympathizers. Take your Republican-cliché spewing, know-nothing, gay-hating, Troopergate-avoiding, no abortion-allowing even after rape (and make victims pay for their own evidence) lying admittedly-hot ass back to Alaska. You're a fucking embarrassment to real and intelligent hockey moms and all women everywhere. But you're a folksy MILF, so I guess that qualifies you for something. It ain't the Vice Presidency.
Thursday, October 09, 2008
Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of eating some delicious-yet deadly Maple Leaf meats. Again...