Congrats to the Fucking Pens and Conn Smythe winner Gino Malkin. We didn't really care, but we guess it's better than Detroit. And we liked seeing Hossa suffer. Malkin, Sid, Staal and Fleury are all under 25 and signed forever. That's a scary thought.
May I take a moment to say "suck it Jim Hughson"? Normally I love the guy, a real pro. But his call at the end of the game - "Sidney Crosby and the Penguins have won the Stanley Cup" - made me fucking wretch. Sid hadn't even played for the second half of the game! He scored one fucking goal in the last 2 series!!! I don't know if he was ordered to do that by the CBC, but jebus. Here, take a look:
Okay, seems like a good time to remind you all that FHF will in fact be posting before September. HF4 and I are off to see the draft live, we've got UFA's and the ongoing ownership saga to keep track of. The season may be over, but the semi-nudity and bad taste has just begun. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see the sun for the first time in 8 months. Auuuughhh, my eyes.